Tongue Twister Sms - 2

• 1Pyari C surat
  
  1maasum sa chehra
  
  Thodi sharart
  
  Thodi mohabat
  
  Thodi masti
  
  Thoda maza
  
  Jiski pyari har 1 ada
  
  Uska SMS Padhne ka Shukriya..
  
  
  
  
• Purani story-
  I love walking in RAIN, because nobody knows that I am CRYING.
  
  New version-
  I love walking in FOG, because no body knows that I am SMOKING.
  
  
  
  
• Ladkiwale: Beta, drink karte ho?
  Ji
  Cigarette?
  Ji ha
  Jua-Satta?
  Ha
  Danga-fasad?
  Ji
  Sari negative baten hai, kuchh +ve bhai hai?
  
  Ha ji, HIV +ve hai.
  
  
  
  
• Pet kharab hai, golgappa kaise khaoge,
  
  Pet kharab hai, golgappa kaise khaoge,
  
  
  
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  Ki
  
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  Tum to thehre pardesi, saath kya nibhaoge..."
  
  
  
  
• GOLDEN WORDS
  
  Agar duniya me mehnat ki kadar hoti, to GADHA sabse jyada izzatdar hota.
  
  Dedicated to all my HARD WORKING & BUSY FRIENDS.
  
  
  
  
• Bhai 1ladki muje bahut tang kr rhi h
  pta nhi usko mera no. kaha se mila
  
  jab b kisi ko cal kro beech me aakr khti h
  
  
  
  
  PLZ RECHARGE UR ACCOUNT
  
  
  
  
• An ordinary person will be with books.
  But an extraordinary person will be in that book.
  
  
  Be an extraordinary person like ME...!!
  
  I'm on "FACE BOOK".. :)"