Informative/Knowledge Based Sms - Post 3

• Teacher: Wrte an essay on "If I Wer a Millionaire"
  Evry 1 started writing bt nt 1boy
  Teacher: Y don't u begin?
  Boy: Waiting 4 my secretary
  
  Dats attitude
  
  
  
  
• Patel is the 2nd in india, 5th in asia, 11th in world most common surname.
  ¤ 15% of india and 70% of gujarat's business handled by patel.
  ¤ patel is the 6th most richest community in the world.
  ¤ patel surname has 423 different type of sub surnames.
  ¤ 65% nri are patels
  ¤ patel is a official surname of 43 country.
  ¤ in 2018 patel surname will be world's number one surname...
  
  ''PATEL'' The name is enough...
  Proud to be a PATEL...:
  
  
  
  
• Do u know fun in chemistry?
  If u drink Ethanol (alcohol)..
  U wil dance for others!
  If u drink methonol(poison)
  others wil dance for u! :-)
  
  
  
  
• A cute kidnaping:
  
  1smal boy wrote a leter 2 shivji "Oh my dear god pls gve me a cycle"
  
  1week passed. He dint get d cycle.
  
  Then he took d statue of ganeshji 4m templ n kept it in his home.N again he wrote a leter 2 shivji,"Mr.shivji, ur son is in my custody now. if u want him, give me a cycle withn 24 hrs"
  
  
  
  
• LION SLEEPS 18 HRS A DAY
  
  If hardwork is d key to succes then Donkey wud hv bn the KING of animals
  Dedicatd to all my Hardworking frnz!!
  
  
  
  
• Man asks God: why did you make women so beautiful.
  God: So that you can love her.
  Man: Why did you make her so stupid? God: So that she can love you..:-O
  
  
  
  
• 1Electric Tar ko dusre Elctrc Tar Se pyar ho jata hai,
  
  To aap is pyar ka kya naam denge?
  
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  "CURRENT AFFAIR"
  
  
  
  
• CA ki wife: Ye Inflation kya hai?
  CA: Earlier u were 36-24-36. Now you are 42-40-48. Tere pas phle se sab zyada he par teri value aj kam he. Ye INFLATION he.
  
  
  
  
• Definition of Human Being: - A creature that cuts trees, makes papers and writes on it: 'Save Papers'. :)
  
  
  
  
• Everyone makes mistakes but only ur Girlfriends, Wife and Boss have gifted talent of Finding, Remembering and Reminding it to U..!!