Saturday, March 12, 2011

Informative/Knowledge Based Sms - Post 4

  • Zindgi ki sabse badi sacchai-
    Kabaristan ke bahar board par likha tha,
    "Manzil to meri yahi thi, Bus zindagi guzar gayi meri yahan aate aate"



  • Agar Aap
    S.S.C.
    H.S.C.
    B.Com.
    M.Com.
    B.A.
    MBA
    BE
    B.ED
    B.Sc
    M.Sc
    BBA
    BCA
    LL.B.
    Ya
    P.T.C

    Pass Ho To Batayen K
    "Paani puri"
    Ko English Mein Kya Kehte hai?



  • Psychological Fact:
    Wen a Prsn Cries Due To Happiness D 1st Drop Of Tears Cums Frm d Rght Eye..
    Bt Wen d 1st Cums Frm The Left, Its Pain.
    Do notice!! :-)



  • Height of Addiction:

    Just B4 hanging judge asked to prisoner: Any last Wish?

    Prisoner: Yes, I want to update my FACEBOOK status as "Dead".



  • Stethscope in hand-Identity of Doctor

    File in hand-Lawyer

    Chalk peace in hand-Teacher

    Nthng in hand & evrythng in mind-dentity of ENGINEER



  • An exellent sentence now written on National Highway : "If u want to donate your blood, don't do it on d road. Donate it in d blood bank"...



  • Girl : is valentine pe muje esa gift do jo sbse mehnga ho .!
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    Boy : thik he.!
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    Grl : kya doge ?
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    Boy : sharmate hue..
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    "PYAZZ"

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