- Zindgi ki sabse badi sacchai-
Kabaristan ke bahar board par likha tha,
"Manzil to meri yahi thi, Bus zindagi guzar gayi meri yahan aate aate"
- Agar Aap
Pass Ho To Batayen K
Ko English Mein Kya Kehte hai?
- Psychological Fact:
Wen a Prsn Cries Due To Happiness D 1st Drop Of Tears Cums Frm d Rght Eye..
Bt Wen d 1st Cums Frm The Left, Its Pain.
Do notice!! :-)
- Height of Addiction:
Just B4 hanging judge asked to prisoner: Any last Wish?
Prisoner: Yes, I want to update my FACEBOOK status as "Dead".
- Stethscope in hand-Identity of Doctor
File in hand-Lawyer
Chalk peace in hand-Teacher
Nthng in hand & evrythng in mind-dentity of ENGINEER
- An exellent sentence now written on National Highway : "If u want to donate your blood, don't do it on d road. Donate it in d blood bank"...
- Girl : is valentine pe muje esa gift do jo sbse mehnga ho .!
Boy : thik he.!
Grl : kya doge ?
Boy : sharmate hue..