Tongue Twister Sms - Post 3

• Life mein,ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.
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  Cream biscuits main cream hota he
  
  par
  
  Tiger biscuits main Tiger nahi hota.
  
  
  
  
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  6 flowrs for U
  
  1 for health
  
  1 for love
  
  1 for happiness
  
  1 for frndship
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  or baki 2
  
  Kaan pe laga lo
  
  Mast lagoge
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• Pata hai hum 'Cloromint' kyu Khate hai..?
  Qki... .
  5-Star, Cadbury, Perk, Dairymilk, Munch
  "50 paise me" nahi ati.
  Ab Dubara mat puchhna !
  
  
  
  
• Hum Jo Kar Sakte He,
  Wo Aap Nahi Kar Skte Ho.!
  
  Mai Apke Mobile Par Apna Address Bhej Skte He,
  
  Kya Aap Mere Address Par Apna Mobile Bhej Skte Ho...?
  
  
  
  
• Maine suna hai aap bahut kamzour ho gaye ho
  Fit rehne k liye roz 1 chammach khaya karo
  
  AMBUJA CEMENT
  
  Kyuki
  
  Is cement me jaan hai...
  
  
  
  
• A Marketing Guy having no child, no money, no house, blind mother, prays to God.
  
  God says he wil grant just 1 wish.
  
  Marketing Guy: I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child's hands in our new bunglow.
  
  God: Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these Marketing Guys... :-)
  
  
  
  
• Golu office jaa raha tha..
  
  Patni pyaar se boli: "See u in the evening"
  
  Golu gusse se: "Dhamki kise de rahi hai, Main bhi tujhe dekh loonga..!!"
  
  
  
  
• Aaj agar apka ek pyara sa SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
  
  
  VARNA
  
  palak paneer
  paratha aur
  Kashmiri pulav k baad ICE CREAM
  kha k
  BHUKHE hi so jayenge..
  
  
  
  
• Dost ruthe to Rab ruthe
  
  fir ruthe to jag chute
  
  agr fir ruthe to dil tute
  
  or agar fir b ruthe to utar chappal or mar saale ko jab tak chappl n tute.
  
  
  
  
• Abey O
  
  Burai Ki Murat
  Paap Ki Tasvir
  Bewafai Ki zinda Misal
  Mtlabi Insan
  kmine
  Dhokebaz
  
  
  Aisi Koi B Quality Ap Me Nhi H,
  U r a so swt.!