Hindi Funny Sms - Post 1

• Aaj Mosam me Kuch Alag Bat He,
  Behke Huve Mere Jasbat He,
  Dil Kehta He Churalu Aapko Aap hi se,
  Par Mammy Kehti He Chori Karna Buri Bat He.
  
  
  
  
• Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah
  Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah
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  Thoda side me ho jao, BLOOD wali pipe me fase ho.!
  
  
  
  
• Conducter ek bache se:Tum hamesha darwaje me khade rahte ho, tumhara baap CHOKIDAR he kya?
  Bachha:Tum hamesa paise mangte ho, tumhara baap BHIKHARI he kya?
  
  
  
  
• Golu office jaa raha tha..
  
  Patni pyaar se boli:"See u in the evening"
  
  Golu gusse se:"Dhamki kise de rahi hai, Main bhi tujhe dekh loonga..!!"
  
  
  
  
• Father: wht abt ur result?
  
  Son: wo VAKIL SAAB ka beta fail ho gaya...
  
  F: wht abt urs?
  
  S: wo KHAN SAAB ka beta fail ho gaya.
  
  F: n wt abt ur?
  
  S:Wo DOCTOR SAAB ka..
  
  F: u idiot m asking abt urs?
  
  S: to aap kon se PRIME MINISTER h jo aap ka beta paas hoga.
  
  
  
  
• Marzi Ki Zindgi Ki 7 Baatain.
  
  1)Studies
  
  2)Entertainment
  
  3)Good Job
  
  4)Shadi
  
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  Shadi Ho Gai na?
  
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  Marzi Ki Zindgi Khatam..
  
  
  
  
• Ek pagal bina jalae bidi pee raha tha...
  
  Dusara pagal-Isme se dhua kyu nhi nikal raha he?
  
  Pagal-Kar di na pagalon wali Baat, ye "C.N.G." Bidi hai."