Husband Wife Sms - Post 3

• A Man threw his Wife in a pond of Crocodiles..
  
  He's Now Being Harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being Cruel to the Crocodiles..!
  
  
  
  
• Engineer's wife:Mere pati love karte hue bhi galtiya dhondte he.!
  
  Docter's wife:Mere pati toh love karte hue bimaria ginate rehte he.!
  
  Judge's wife:Are tumhare pati kuch karte to he mera wala toh tarikh pe tarikh hi deta rehta he.!
  
  
  
  
• Marzi Ki Zindgi Ki 7 Baatain
  
  
  1)Studies
  
  2)Entertainment
  
  3)Good Job
  
  4)Shadi
  
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  Shadi Ho Gai na?
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  Marzi Ki Zindgi Khatam..
  
  
  
  
• Patni Aapne Pati Se Gusse Me-Dekh Lena Tumhe Nark Mein Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi.
  Pati-Achcha Hai, Mai Har Jagah Tumhare Saath Nahi Jaana Chahta.
  
  
  
  
• WIFE:Suno, agr tumhare baal isi rftar se zahdte rahe to me tumhe DIVORCE de dungi..!
  
  PATI: He Bhgavan.. me murkh khamkha inko bachaane ki koshish kar raha tha..!"