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Utrayan - Makarsankranti Sms

2012-01-11T07:31:00.000-08:00

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MAMRA NA LADU
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Tamne aaje j Utrayan nimitte moklu chhu, e khai ne bijane pan mokaljo..

Happy Utrayan
Kam mathi fursat made to farta rejo,
Thodo anand pan karta rejo,
Aam tem najar karta rejo,
Ane kyarek upar pan jota rejo,
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Koi patang-batang dekhay tyare.. Amne yad karta rejo...

Happy Utrayan
Bhai Advance_Ma
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"FIRKI" Moklu 6u,

Mate Dar Varsh Ni Jem Dori
Na Lutva jata,

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3IDIOT "LESSON" UTTRAYAN MIX

Patang ke pi6e mat bhago, Bhagna hai to dori ke pi6e bhago.... Patang zakh mar ke aapke pas aayegi...

Happy Utrayan

Michhami Dukkadam Sms

2011-08-31T23:34:00.000-07:00

1 Sal K 12 Mah
1 Mah K 4 Hafte K 7 Din K
1 Din K 24 Ghante K
1 Ghante K 60 Minut K
1 Minut K 60 Sec Me 1 hi aawaz
MICHHAMI DUKKDAM
Kshama hi jivan ka sar hai,
Kshama hi aaadhna ka pran hai,
Kshama hi samasya ka samadhan hai,
Kshama se hi aatma ka kalyan hai.
MICHHAMI DUKKDAM
Navkar mara man ma chhe,
Jain maro dharm chhe,
Gurudev ma mara pran chhe,
Mox ni mane apeksha chhe..

PARYUSHAN MAHAPARVA
Nimitte
JAI JINENDRA
ane
MICHHAMI DUKKDAM
I ask forgiveness for any harm I may have caused to you by thought, word or action, knowingly or unknowingly.
MICHHAMI DUKKDAM
Man chanchal che,
Jibh agni che,
Dil saaf che,
Chhatay janta-ajanta tamara dil ne thes pahonchi hoy
to
Man vachan kaya thi
“MICHCHAMI DUKKADAM”
Ver nu karo Visarjan,
Prem nu karo Sarjan,
Man, Vachan, Kaya thi
Janta-Ajanta Aapna dil ne dubhavyu hoy to
Aap ne mara antahkaran purvak na
Michhami Dukkadam.
On this Auspicious day of SAMVATSARI, from the bottom of my heart, I beg to forgive me for hurting you in any way, willingly or unwillingly...
MICHHAMI DUKKDAM
Nano chhe sansar,
Bhulo thai chhe apar,
Karo amri kshama no swikar
MICHHAMI DUKKADAM
Yadi gaye varsh maine kabhi hamne aapko dukh pahuchaya ho to shayad wo aap k achhe k lie tha, magar vo dukh pahuchane k lie hum aap se kehte hai MICHHAMI DUKKADAM.
Mara Jiv Thi Koi Nani Moti Janta Ajanta Bhul Thai Hoy to Aa Paryushan Parv Na Divase Be Hath Jodi Mastak Jhukavi MICHHAMI DUKKADAM

Eid Mubarak Sms

2011-08-31T00:00:00.000-07:00

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Mubarak aapko...
EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari khusiya mile aapko,
Par Jab EIDI mile aapko to,
Sirf Yaad karna Humko!
Eid leke aati hai dher sari khusiya,
Eid mita deti hai insan main duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam taufa,
Eis liye kahete hai sab EID MUBARAK.
Hawa ko Khushbu mubarak,
Fiza ko Mausam mubarak,
Dilo ko Pyar mubarak,
Aur Aap ko Hamari taraf se EID MUBARAK.
We will eat spicy chicken,
and mouthwatering pakoras,
I'll call my neighbours,
and friends on the street,
may the peace of Allah,
and joy of Eid.
Moon has been sighted
Samoosa are ready
Here comes EID
So just go steady...

Eid Mubarak
May the magic of this EID bring lots of happiness in your life and may u celebrate it with all your family & friends & may it fill ur HEART with wonders.

EID MUBARAK
What is meaning of EID?

I think it means "ENJOY IN DUNIYA"

So, on this occasion of EID, I wish that ALLAH will bring all the happy moments in your life.
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«`’¤ EID MUBARAK ¤’´»
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Do You Know What Is The Meaning Of The EID?

EID Is The Combination Of Three Sentences:

E = Embrace With Open Heart
I = Inspire With Impressive Attitude
D = Distribute Pleasure To All Peoples

EID Mubarak To All
Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ke sare gam tumhe jaye bhool,
Charo taraf failao khushion k geet,
Eisi ummid k sath tumhe mubarak ho eid.
Suhani dhup barsat k baad,
Thodi si hansi har baat k baad,
Usi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,
Yeh EID Ramzan k baad.

EID MUBARAK
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Mubarak to you and your family
EID is the wonderful day
2 Pray
2 Love
2 Care
2 Smile
2 Relax

And

2 Thank 2 ALLAH

EID MUBARAK
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Aap k lie EID ka taufa bhej raha hu, ummid hai aap ko pasand aayega.

EID MUBARAK
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Anna Hazare Sms

2011-08-30T07:17:00.000-07:00

Dear ANNA HAZARE JI,

Thank u for taking public attention away from England Test series.

Regards,
M.S.Dhoni,
Indian Captain
Ek din SONIYA GANDHI k sapne me GANDHIJI ne aa k puchha-Mene marte samay apne TOPI, CHASMA aur DANDA CONGRES ko die the, wo kaha he?

Soniya replied-TOPI to JANTA ko pahena di, CHASMA MANMOHANJI k paas hai aur Anna Hazare DANDA leke hamare pichhe pade hai...
1 admi ne ANNA HAJARE se puchha-Kafan me jeb kyu nahi hoti?
ANNA ne jawab diya-Beta kyuki Maut kabhi Rishwat nhi leti.

STOP CORRUPTION !!
Soniya-anna anshan khatm karne ka kya lega?
Manmohan-Wo ham dono ko ek thappad marna chahta hai.
Sonia-Thik he, Anna ko bula lo.
Manmohan-Kya thik he, pura desh bol raha he ME ANNA HUN
The Congress Party decided 2 withdraw the humble 25p coin as legal currency.

Their thinking was
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Ek ANNA to sambhalta nahin, 4ANNA kaise sambhalenge?
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Bhakt-He Bhagwan, Muze promotion dilwa do, me tumhare charno me Rs.51/- ka bhog rakh raha hu..

God-Pagal, marwayega kya? ANNA dekh rahe hai...
Santa:MBA ka fullform kya hai.?
Banta: Tu bhi pagal hai na, dekhta nhi har taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai...!!! MBA bole toh "MAI BHI ANNA"

Husband Wife Sms - Post 3

2011-08-06T06:00:00.000-07:00

A Man threw his Wife in a pond of Crocodiles..

He's Now Being Harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being Cruel to the Crocodiles..!
Engineer's wife:Mere pati love karte hue bhi galtiya dhondte he.!

Docter's wife:Mere pati toh love karte hue bimaria ginate rehte he.!

Judge's wife:Are tumhare pati kuch karte to he mera wala toh tarikh pe tarikh hi deta rehta he.!
Marzi Ki Zindgi Ki 7 Baatain

1)Studies

2)Entertainment

3)Good Job

4)Shadi

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Shadi Ho Gai na?
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Marzi Ki Zindgi Khatam..
Patni Aapne Pati Se Gusse Me-Dekh Lena Tumhe Nark Mein Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi.
Pati-Achcha Hai, Mai Har Jagah Tumhare Saath Nahi Jaana Chahta.
WIFE:Suno, agr tumhare baal isi rftar se zahdte rahe to me tumhe DIVORCE de dungi..!

PATI: He Bhgavan.. me murkh khamkha inko bachaane ki koshish kar raha tha..!"

Sardar Sms - Post 6

2011-08-05T06:00:00.000-07:00

Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Que.Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.!
Que. the :
1. China kis Desh me he.?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he.?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he.?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he.?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he.?
Santa-What is difference between COFFY shop & WINE shop.
Banta-coffy shop is the starting point of LOVE & wine shop is last point of LOVE..
Santa: Mobile mein punjabi gaane bharwane he..
Dukanwala: Memory Card he..?
Santa: Memory Card to nahi he.. Rasshan Card challega..?
Santa-Kal Muje 10 Logo Ne Mara!
Banta-Fir Tune Kya Kia?
Santa-Mene Kaha Saalo 1-1 Krke Aao.
Banta-Fir?
Santa-Fir Kya, Saalo Ne 1-1 Karke Bhot Mara!
Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya..

Ladki- Tumhre Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi Hai Kya.?

Santa- Pata Nahi, Me To Subah Se Ghar Ke Bahar Hu..
Sardar ne A.C Lagwaya
Wife ne pucha-oji Abhi to Sardi he?
Sardar:Oye pagli maine A.C ulta lagwaya he, Garam Hawa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar..."

Quotes Sms - Post 6

2011-07-22T06:00:00.000-07:00

"The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we're thirsty..!"
As well as
"The care of true persons will be known only when we are alone.. !"
If GOD meant each day to be perfect, He wouldnt have created tomorrows...So dont worry If today wasnt that Perfect, U still have tomorrow.
My doors will be always open for those who have hurted me. But may be they have lost their beautiful position on wich they have once ruled.!
Agar tum ek pencil ban kar kisi ki khushiya nahi likh sakte ho to, koshish karo ke ek accha rubber ban ke kisi ke gum mita do...
There are things in life that we question a
lot, but we do not realize that sometimes, answers come when
we stop asking.

Insult Sms - Post 2

2011-07-16T08:18:00.000-07:00

HAPPY B'DAY!

Chupaya kyon?

Tumko
kya
laga
tum
nahi
bataoge
to
muje
pata
nahi
chalega
ki
aaj
'ANIMALS DAY' hai
U naughty!;-)
Cake bhejna!:-D
Maine apko Call ki to network bola,
'MURKHO Ki dunia me apka swagat hai. Aap jis BEWKOF se SAMPARK Krna chahte hai uska DIMAG COVERAGE AREA Se Bahar hai.
Shukriya Karo Us Khuda Ka,
Jisne Hume Milwaya Hai,
Ek Pyara, Achcha, Sundar, Sanskari, Smart Aur Intelligent Dost

Humne Na Sahi, Aapne to paya hai.
Call Me Fast
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Ek baat karni Hai
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Zaruri hai
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Pata tha Kanjus Niche aa jayega par call nahi karega.
Aap Ki Ek Baat Mujhe Bahut Psand Hai

Aap Jab Bhi Koi SMS Karte Ho

To

Dil Se Karte Ho

Q Ki
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Dimag To hai hi nahi.
Cellphone using is very dangerous!
And
It damages the Brain.
But,
You are so lucky,
No Brain!
No Damage!!
No problem!!!

Good Morning Sms - Post 5

2011-07-09T06:00:00.000-07:00

:-) !! Hi !! :-)
:-) !! Hello !! :-)
:-) !! Wish U !!:-)
:-) !! Lovely !! :-)
:-) !! Sweet !! :-)
:-) !! Good !! :-)
:-) !! morning !!:-)
"G"hee dosa
"O"othappa
"O"mlet
"D"ahi vada
"M"asala dosa
"O"nion dosa
"R"ava dosa
"N"oodles
"I"dly
"N"escafe
"G"ud Morning
Sent A Special Breakfast for You.
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"""" Hey u...!!!

Yes u.

Aaise gusse se kay dekh rhe ho mujhe sirf ye kahna tha GOOD MORNING
Ab ham chalte hai...
"GOOD MORNING"

'A MESSAGE 2 START UR DAY,
'A PRAYER 2 BLESS UR WAY,
'A CHEER 2 PERFECT UR DAY,

&

'A MOMENT 2 SAY
TAKE CARE AND HAVE A NICE DAY...'

God Sms - Post 1

2011-07-08T06:00:00.000-07:00

Prayer is where an amazing exchange happens.

You hand over your worries to God

And

He hands over his peace to you.!
A man was walking on a shaking bridge.

He prayed for help He saw God on the other side of the bridge and asked God to come near, but God didn't come.

Man got angry, with great difficulty he crossed to the other side & saw God holding the broken bridge!...

Trust Him always :-)
ABCD aati hai kya..?
Agar aati bhi hogi to aisi nahi aati hogi..kyon ki esi aaj tak aapko kisi ne nahi sikhai hogi...
A=Ambe
B=Bahuchar C=Chamunda
D=Durga
E=Ekrupi
F=Farsadharni
G=Gaitri
H=Hinglaaj
I=Indrani
J=Jagdamba
K=Kali
L=Laxmi
M=Mahamaya
N=Narayni
O=Omkarini
P=Padma
Q=Qatyayani
R=Ratnapriya
S=Shit
T=Tripur Sundari
U=Uma
V=Vaishnavi
W=Warahi
Y=Yati
Z=Zyana
ABCD padhte jao..
JAI MATA DI kahte jao.
Prayer is a Free outgoing call to GOD.

No Battery Power,
No Charging,
No Netwrk Problem,
No Sim.

Always Good Signal & Full taktime
so pray 4ever.
"Khuda" se kabhi kuch mat mango. "khuda" wo nahi deta jo Aapko acha lagta he
balki "khuda" wo deta hai jo Aapke liye acha hai !

TRUST in GOD

Munnabhai Circuit Sms - Post 2

2011-07-02T06:00:00.000-07:00

Munna-E circuit, Fansi k fande main aur shadi k fande main kya antar hai?

Circuit-Fansi k baad sari musibat khatam ho jati hai aur shadi k baad musibate shuru hoti hai...
Munna-Ae Circuit, tu kaisi kursi le aaya, ye to 2 din bhi nahi chali..

Circuit-Bhai, yeh kursi baithne k lie hai, chalane k lie nahi. Isi lie nahi chali.
Circuit ladki ko propose karne ki training leta hai.
Ek din ek ladki ko kuchh hatke style main prapose karta hai: "Kya tum tumhari Chita ko Aaag lagane ka adhikaar apun ke bete ko dogi?"
Munna English k paper me fail ho gaya, translation ki wajah se.

1.Me ek Aam admi hu.
-I am a mango man.

2.Mujhe English aati hai.
-English comes 2 me.

3.Mera taaluq Haripur Hazara se hai.
-I belong 2 Greenpur Thousanda.

4.Sadak pe goliya chal rhi hai
-Tablets were walking on the road.
Chinki ka baap-Meri beti tumhare ghar ko swarg bana degi.

Munna-Sorry Mamu, apun iske saath shadi nahi kar sakta, q k apun abhi thode saal aur jina chahta hai.
Munna-Yaar Circuit, doctor ne meri aankho k lie hare ped dekhne k lie kaha hai. Par apun k adde k paas dur dur tak koi pen nahi hai.

Circuit-Simple hai bhai, bhabhi ko 5-6 hari saree la do.

Munna-Par doctor ne muze PED dekhne k lie kaha hai PAHAD nahi..

Gujarati Poetry Sms - Post 14

2011-07-01T06:00:00.000-07:00

Sundar savar,
Mitro no Pyar,
Hasi majak ni Duniya,
Ne tamari mari Yaad,
Aa bdhu lai ave har 1 savar,
Mubarak tamne aaj ni 'SAVAR'
Surya Ne Ugto Nihaadi Aavi Tamari Yaad..!
Mane Laagyu Ke Karvo Ek Mitho Saad..!
Swikari Lejo Aa Nankda Nankda Msg Thi..!
Amaaru Aa Subh Prabhaat..!
Bhulay Nahi Kyarey Evi Koi Yad Dai Dyo,
Bhul Thi Pan Kyarek Amne Awaj Dai Dyo,
Ahi Maut Ni Kone Parwa 6,
Palbhar Mate Pan Jo Tame Sath Dai Dyo.!
Tame ramat ma lidhu,
ame mohabbatma lidhu,
tame ramakdu samajya,
ame jindagi samajya,
fark bus atlo padyo
k ame jindagi hari gaya
ane tame ramakdu todi gaya.
Tamari Zindgi Aam to Tamari Chhe,
Ema Thodi Samrudhi Amari Pan Chhe,
Rekhao Bhale Rahi Tamara Hath Ma,
Pan Ema Mitrata ni Ek Liti Amari Pan chhe.
Lage 6e taras pan pani kyarek j male 6e,
Male 6e mrutyu pan mox kyarek j male 6e,
Male 6e ghana loko jivanma,
Pan samji sake eva dost kyarek j male 6e.
Prem ni rasmo nibhvi asan nathi,
Eni kasmo par chalvu asan nathi,
6odi didhu ame prem karvanu,
Karan k potana prem ne bija sathe jovu asan nathi.
Man Ni Vat 6upavso Nahi
Sachu Kahya p6i Pastaso Nahi
Khub Anmol Hoy 6 Shabdo No Sabandh
Phool Ni Pankhdi Ni Jem Shabdo Ne Vikherso Nahi.
Prem 1 Andh Vishvaas 6
Kyarek Wafa To Kyarek Bewafai No Khitab 6
Kahe 6 K Prem Kasu Nthi Joi Sakto Karn k
Te Ankho No Nhi Pn Dil no Jugar 6
Jivan 1 Saras Ramat 6,
Teni Haar Ma Pan Gammat 6,
Alag To Manas Na Vicharo Ane Mat 6,
Baki To Samay Sathe To Badhaj Sahmat 6.

Gujarati Poetry Sms - Post 13

2011-06-25T06:00:00.000-07:00

Bandh 6 Hoth 6ta Dil Ma Koi Vat 6
Zukela Nayno Ni Jarur Koi Fariyad 6
Bhulya Haso Tame Ae Vitela Samay Ne
Pan Amne To Ae Samay Ni Ek Ek Pal Yad 6
Lagnio samjawa ma bhul kari betha
Emni 2 ankho thi gunegar thai betha
Kevay 6 zarna ma koi nathi dubtu
Pan ame to driya ne zarnu samjwani bhul kari betha
Samay thi jitu te hu nathi
Jindagi thi haru te hu nathi
Khota dekhav karu te hu nathi
Aato sanjogo juda kare 6e
Baki "sabandh" Ni Baji Haru te hu nathi
Dard Vache Rahine Haswani Maza Ave 6,
Zakhm Khaine Tadapwani Maza Ave 6,
Ghana eva Sanjogo aave 6 Jivan ma,
K jyare Zindgi Su 6 Te Samajvani Maza Aave 6e.
Koi kahe aa zindgi ek tuko PRAVAS che
Ochha samay ma jivva no PRAYAS che
Leva jevi chij hoy to MITHAS che
Ane mukva jevi chij hoy to KADVAS che
Khush chu Bija Ne Khush Rakhu chu,
Male che Anand e Bija Ne Apu chu,
Janu chu Mol Nathi Maro Duniya Ma,
Hu Khud Kai Nathi Pan Mitro Anmol Rakhu chu.
Ketlak sambndho jivan sathe vanai jay 6
Ketlik yado swapn bani ne rahi jay 6
Laakho musafar pasar thai jay to pan
Koik na pagla kayam mate rahi jay 6
Prem ma sachi maja to tyare aave
Jyare malvanu vachan aape te chhatay na aave,
Kyarek risay jau hu ane te dhime thi mara dil ni najik aave,
Fulo vachche mahekta aene hasi ne hu jou ane hasi aeni kadach fulo ne pan sharmave,
Aeni adao na vakhan krto rahu hu ane loko mane shayar kahi ne bolave,
Shu prem ma aava divaso na aave k sawal uthe mara hraday ma ane jawab aena nayano ma aave??
Ek kavi kahe 6e,
"Na Chahero luchhvani jarur che,
Na Aieno luchhvani jarur che,
Pan potanu Pratibimb jovu hoy to,
Bijana 'AASU' luchhvani jarur che"
Vagar Magye Isvare Ghanu Aapi Didhu,
Niche Visaal Dharti Ane Upar AaKas Aapi Didhu.
Jyare Puchyu Hu Jivis Sena Aadhare?
Emne Tamari Mitrata Nu sarnamu Api didhu.

Gujarati Poetry Sms - Post 12

2011-06-24T06:00:00.000-07:00

JiVan ma Samay ni Sathe Chalvu Pade 6,
Je Na Manjur hoy Te J Karvu Pade 6e,
Rovano Adhikar Pan Aaptu Nathi Aa Jagat,
Kyarek Loko Ne Batava Pan Hasvu Pade 6.
Jivan nu 1 panu kitab bani jay 6
Koi na hastakshar ni sahi adhuri rahi jay 6
Jyare sabdo ma bhul thai jay 6
To vakyo j nai pan tena arth pan badlai jay 6
Dosti DIL ni vat 6 koi RIVAJ nathi
Dosti sacho PREM 6 koi BANAVAT nthi
Dosti HAQ ni vat 6 koi FARAJ nathi
Dosti to ICHCHHA 6 koi JABARDASTI nthi
Prem Na 2 Shbdo Keva Saras Lage 6,
1 Bijane Jova Taras Lage 6.
Puchi Jo Jo Koi Ghayal Thyela Premi Ne
Prem Na Zkhmo Ne Ruz Avta Ketla Jnam Lage 6.
Zindgi ni darek xan sarkhi nathi hoti,
Samundar ma roz bharti nathi hoti,
Sukh ane dukh ae prasang 6e zindgi na,
Jema aasu ni kimat sarkhi nathi hoti.!
Avsar ANAND no kyarek j ave 6,
Sapna sakar karvni tak kyrek j ave 6,
Bhuljo badhu pan Sabandho na bhulta,
Kem k laagni ni zankhana ma Bharti to kyarek j ave 6.
Aa Jindgi Ni Pariksha Samjati Nthi,
Asu Ni Vehti Dhara Chupati Nthi,
Mjburi Thi Nibhavo K Dil Thi Nibhavo
Prem Ni Yado Kyarey Pan Bhulati Nthi.
Samay sathe badhuj vahi jase,
Matra PreM bhri vato yad Rahi jase,
Haiya thi Hotho par Na Lavo to kai Nhi,
Pan Dil_Na Jarukha ma dosto nu NAM jarur Rahi jase.
Prem ni Rajuaat krva ma vaar na krso,
Jo Nibhavi na sako to Saruaat na krso,
Jene aadat nathi tamara vina rahevani,
Teni sathe kyarey judai ni vaat na krso.
Javab Bdhaj 6e Mari Pase
Koi Saval Nthi Pu6tu
Prtiksha Na Path Ma Rahgir Ne Koi Nthi Pu6tu
Bdha Mane Gamti Vastu o Ape 6e
Mne Su Gme 6e e Koi Nthi Pu6tu.

Gujarati Funny Sms - Post 7

2011-06-18T06:00:00.000-07:00

Dr : Tamara aa 3 dant kevi rite tuti gaya?
Bapu : Gharwala e banaveli Sukhadi khadhi hati
Dr : To na padi devay ne
BAPU: Arey to to badha tuti gaya hot
You Are a 'AMDAVADI' if:
1:U call Ur best Friends by their Surnames Or Special Words
2:U Order Something in a Hotel only after Checking its cost
3:You speak any language mixed with Gujarati
4:U Bargain like hell even in 50% discount sale
5:U will 4wd this only if u have a SMS pack

Amdavad ROX
Jo Mobile GUJARAT ma banta hot to ema keva
Templates hot?

1.Dafod call kar ne..
2.Cigret Leto avje
3.Dukan mate chha keto aavje
4.Kai baju rakhde chhe?
5.Pachi phone karu, baapa bajuma che
6.Aa time pass no lecture jaldi pate to saru
7.Chal pela ....... ni khenchiye..
8.Bau avaj na kar nai to ghare aaine marish.
9.Abe ganda, tara mate to jeev hajar chhe.
10.Bas tane j yaad karto hato ne taro sms aavyo.
Be bapuo ghana time pachhi malya.

1st Bapu-Are tame to lagan kari lidha chhe ne, amara bhabhi nu naam shu chhe?
2nd Bapu-‘Google Ba’
1st Bapu-Aavu te kevu naam chhe emnu?
2nd Bapu-Emne ek sawal puchho to ena das javab aape chhe...
NRI:Bapu chhokri joi aavya? Kevi chhe?

Bapu:Range kali chhe ne kane ochhu sambhde chhe.

NRI:Jara english ma kaho.

Bapu:'BLACK-BERY' chhe.
HUSBAND:Tari Har Roj Ni Navi Navi Farmaish Thi Kantali Ne Hu Aapghat Karva Jau 6u..

WIFE:Ek Saro White Dress To Lavi Aapo.. Besna Ma Hu Shu Pehrish.?

Teacher-Student Sms - Post 1

2011-06-17T06:00:00.000-07:00

A lady broke a signal & was presented in front of the inspector
Lady : Mr plz let me go
I m a school teacher
I m getting late for my class.!
Inspector: Aahaa so u r a teacher
I've waited 4 this moment all my life
Take a notebook & write down
I'LL NEVER BREAK A TRAFFIC SIGNAL
500 TIMES.!
Teacher To Student:
A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?

Student:

A=Apni

B=Beti ka

C=Cell Number

D=Dijiye.
Teacher : What is the difference between himami and sunami..?

Student : Himami is face wash and sunami is desh wash..!!
Wats education?
According to Section 56(b) of Students Act 1932 :-
"It is the process of wasting 1/4th of your life in learning how 2 waste d remaining 3/4th"
Dedicated 2 all Science Students
Fact Of Our Life

Humne 11 th me Science Li...

Aur...
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Aur uske baad Science ne hamari Li!! ;)
Hum wo Engineer nahi jinke hathon me AC ya DC se jhatke lag jate hai..!
Hum to un me se hain jo Short circuit se..
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"GOLD FLAKE"
jalate hai..!!
Usko Pane K Liye Me Bhagwan Se Bhi Ladh Leta
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Par Fir Mene Socha Ki-
"Result Ka Time Hai Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nhi."

Hindi Poetry (Shayri) Sms - Post 4

2011-06-11T06:00:00.000-07:00

Hm AnkhoKo Phul Or HothoKo Kamal KehteH
Jaisi MehfilHo Waisi Gazal KahteH
Hm MehfiloMe Jaya Nhi Karte
Hm Jaha HoteH Log Use Mehfil KahteH
Jaha sar juk jaye wahi khuda ka ghar he
Jaha har nadi mil jaye whi samandr he
Is zindgi me dard to sub dete he
Jo har dard ko samj sake wohi Hamdard he
Aksar Nasha hame ho jata hai,
Or ilzaam sharab pe aata hai,
kasoor us jaam ka nhi dosto,
kasoor to us chehre ka hai,
jo hume har jaam me nazar ata hai.
Zindagi sundar hai par mujhe jina nahi aata,
Har chij me nasha hai par mujhe pina nahi aata,
Sub mere bina jee sakte hai,
Sirf muje hi kisi k bina jina nahi aata.
Bolta Nhi Koi Q zamane Se..
Ki Log Toot Jate He Faisle Sunane Se..
Q Udas Baithe He Is Trah Andhere Me..
Dukh To Kam Nai Hote Roshni Bhujane Se..
Khud Me Hum Kuch is Tarah Kho Jate He,
Biti Hui Yado Ko Lekar Ro Jate He,
Nind Nahi Aati Rato Me Par,
Unko Khwab Me Dekhne K Liye So Jate He.
Bin Unke Zindgi Me Koi Khushi Nahi
Vo Nahi To Aaj Labo Par Hansi Nahi
Na Samje Wo Agar To Hum Kya Kare
Is DiL Me unke Siva Kisi Or Ki Jagah Nahi
Kagaz ki kasti thi,
Pani ka kinara tha,
Khelne ki masti thi,
Dil ye awara tha,
Kahan aa gaye is samajhdari ke daldal me,
Wo nadan bachpan hi kitna pyara tha.
Ek shaks ki chahat ka arman raha,
Jo janke bhi sab kuch anjaan raha,
Aata he wo neendo me haroz,
Ek yahi to uska mujh pe ehsan raha.
Hazaroki Ginti to mujhe nahi aati,
Par Dil Ka 1 khayal aapse keh du,
Ki RET ka har zarra agar DUA ban jaye,
To tohfe mein apko sara REGISTAN de du.

Attitude Sms - Post 1

2011-06-10T06:00:00.000-07:00

Attitude Power:

Never Think "HUM Se Jo Takrayega
WO Chur-Chur Ho Jayega"

Always Think "HUM Se Jo Takrayega
WO HAMARA Ho Ke Rah Jayega!!"
To be Born with a Personality is an Accidental Gift From UR Parents. But, to Die as a Personality is an Achievement of UR Own & Return Gift to PARENTS
Honey bees must tap two hundred flowers to make one drop of honey..

Remember:
The sweetest reward comes from the hardest struggle...
One of d Best Messages for the whole of mankind:

"There is no Market for your Sorrows; So never Advertise ur Feelings.."

Just display ur Attitude..
Vigyaan kehta he:
"Jeebh pe lagi chot sabse jaldi theek hoti he"

Aur Gyan kehta he:
"Jeebh se lagi chot kabhi theek nhi hoti"

SO ALWAYS USE SWEET WORDS
Best line by a Mechanic: "I can't repair your horn, so, I made your brakes well"

Every Problem Has Other Solution V Should Find It.
Touchy Saying:-
We Can't Understand Why We Choose The Wrong People In The First Place..
N Then Whn The Right People Arrives
We Just Stop Trusting..
Attitude redefined:

Don't judge me by what you have seen in me.

Remember

What you have seen in me is only what I have chosen to show you.

Relationship Sms - Post 2

2011-06-04T06:00:00.000-07:00

No sound in this world can be more louder than silence. If any one can understand ur silence, they can never misunderstand ur words..!!
Relationships of trust depend on our willingness to look, not only to our own interests, but also the interests of others...
Upar asman me tuta jo 1 tara..
Use dekh kar mene rab ko pukara..
Rakhe salamat vo ap ko hamesha.
Dur hi sahi par tute na kabhi ye rishta hamara.
I smile at whom I LIke..
I Cry for whom I care..
I share with whom I LOVE..
I laugh with whom I ENjoy..
I msg only to those whom I nver want to Lose..
Lovely times of life will not return back forever. But, the lovely relation & the missing memories of friend will stay in the heart forever.
It is very easy to defeat anyone with your strength, but, it is difficult to win anyone with your behaviour & pure relations..

Gujarati Suvichar Sms - Post 2

2011-06-03T06:00:00.000-07:00

Zindagi ma tame kone malso,te samay par aadhar chhe, pan samay jata tamari sathe kon rehse, te tamara vyavhar par aadhar rakhe chhe.
MANJIL TENE MALE CHE JENA SAPNAOMA PRAN HOY CHE. PANKHO THI KASU J NATHI THATU ERADATHI UDAN BHARAY CHE. AATMA VISWAS E SHAKTI KERTA BALVAN CHE.
Jivan ma Fakt 1 sari vyakti no sath hoy to 1 aakhi jindgi jivi shakay 6, pan
kyarek fakt e 1 sari vyakti ni sodh maj 1 aakhi jindgi viti jay 6.
Koine madad karva jyare hath lambavo tyare ena chahera same na jovυ, kem k majbυr manaѕ ni aankh ma υgeli sharam aapna dil ma abhiman nυ bij vave chhe.
Duniya ma khushi emne nthi mlti je potani sharto par zindagi jive 6, pan khushi tene mle 6 je bijana sukh mate potani zindgini sharto bdli nakhe 6.
Bijane etli j jaldi maaf karo jetli jaldi tame tamara mate Bhagvan pase mafi ni apeksha rakhta hov...

Gujarati Poetry Sms - Post 11

2011-05-28T06:00:00.000-07:00

AANSU Na "Pratibinb" Padi Jay Chhe,
Kahya Vagar Badhu "Samji" Jaway Chhe,
Yaad Aave 6 Jyare Koi "Angat Ni",
Tyare."Hasti Aankhe Pan Radi Javay Che.."
Jivan Ma Mushkilo Anek Hoy Che
Parantu Te Darek No Ek Rasto Hoy Che
Ane Te Rasto Tene j Male Che
Jeno Chehro Hamesha "HASTO" Hoy Che
So Keep Smiling..
Nathi Kehvu 6ta kehvai Jay 6e,
Taru Mahatva Su 6e A Dil Ne Samjai Jay 6e.!
K Jyare Jodu Hath Naman Karva,
Tyare Prabhu Pase Tu j Mangai Jay 6e.!
Sabandho kya koi na kayam na hoy 6e
Aaje aapda to kale paraya hoy 6e
Man thi man made e j sabandh sacho
Baki na sabandh to kachi mati na vasan hoy 6e
Khabar nathi padti kon kya khovai gaya,
Evu lage 6e k sambandho snehna dhovai gaya,
Su vakhan karu dostina yaro,
Manzil mali etle Shu dosto pan bhulai Gya?
Kavita hoy ke Kalakruti
Pustak hoy ke Natak
Darek Sarjak naam potanu aape chhe
Pan MAA jevu Sarjak koi nathi
Santan ne janam aape chhe ne naam PITA nu aa
Jivan ek saras ramat che
Teni haar ma pan gamat che
Alag to manas na vicharo ane mat che
Baki to samay sathe to badhaj sahemat che
Man ma jo "SIM CARD" hot to,
yaado ne DELETE kari shakato hot..!!
Magaj ma jo "PRINTER" hot to,
vicharo no PRINT OUT kadhi shakato hot..!!
Haiya ma jo "PEN DRIVE" hot to,
jindgi no DATA ema samayo hot..!!
Modhama jo "SMS" hot to,
vato ne SEND kari shakato hot..!!
Aankhoma jo "BLUE TOOTH" hot to,
tasviro ne RECEIVE kari shakato hot..!!
Ane Kadach,
Jindgi jo "COMPUTER" hot to,
tene pan FORMAT kari shakato hot..!!
SAMAY nakki kare 6 k tamne life ma kon malse,
DIL nakki kare 6 k tamne life ma koni jarur 6,
Pan tamaru VARTAN nakki kare 6e k,
Tamri jivan ma amne jarur 6???
Ketlik wato ni saruat haju yad 6e
Adhura ant ni mulakato haju yad 6e
Dariya ma ave 6 ghani var bharti-ott
Pan kinara ne to reti ma pdela pagla j yad 6e

Bewafa Sms - Post 3

2011-05-27T06:00:00.000-07:00

Yaaro k beech yarana seekh gaye,
Thoda sur lagaya aur tarana seekh gaye,
Sab kuchh thik tha zindagi me,
Galat to tab hua jab dil lagana seekh gaye.
Exclusively for lovers:
"If my love fails i wont die for her, Bcoz, she might get a boy again but my parents wont get a son like me again.!"
"Never show too much of LOVE n CARE on anyone..!!

Bcoz it creates an 'Uncurable Pain' when they start avoiding u..!!
Nice lines by a lover:-
I lost everything for my love.!

But,

She lost only one thing.!
Thats....
"My true love"
Takdir Ko saath Liye Chalte he Hum
Rona Bahut he Fir Bhi Haste He Hum
Zakhm Dikhane Se Kabhi Nahi Mitate
Usey Dil Me rakh Kar Masti Se Jeete He Hum
Dont share ur top secrets with anyone..

Because..

If u urself cant keep ur secrets..

Dont expect somebody else to keep it ..!
Painfull Line Said By a Girl To Her BoyFriend After BreakUp..
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He Bhagwan, Ab Mera Kharcha Kon Uthayega???
Kho Kar Hume Fir Pa Na SaKoge..
Jaha Hum Honge Waha Aa Na SaKoge..
Galtiyo Ka Ehsas To Hoga..
Par Hum Honge Waha Jahan Se Hume BuLa Na SaKoge..
Koi na mila jispe duniya luta dete..
Sabne dhokha diya kis kis ko bhula dete..
Dil ka dard dil me dabaye rakha..

English Friendship Sms - Post 1

2011-05-21T06:00:00.000-07:00

"A"void "B"ad "C"ompany,
"D"ont have "E"go with "F"riends,
"G"ive up "H"urting "I"ncidences,
"J"ust "K"eep "L"iking "M"e,
"N"ever "O"mit "P"ossessiveness,
"Q"uite "R"emember me,
"S"eldom "T"rust,
"U"se "V"alid "W"ords,
"X"press "Y"our "Z"eal.

This is the A-Z rules of my friendship.
There are 2 ways of being united.

By being FROZEN together
or
By MELTING together.

Its better to be melted in FEELINGS than to be FROZEN in DIFFERENCES..
Why do frnds keep forwarding msgs instead of talking to each other..?
The reason is dat we hv nothing to say but still want to b in touch..!
Frndz should be like two zeroes.
When u try to add they r the same.
when u subtract they r again same..
But when u try 2 divide Its just "IMPOSSIBLE"..
Airtel Care "121"

Bsnl Care "123"

Idea Care "4444"

Hutch Care "111"

Reliance Care "333"

Docomo Care "121"

&

Friendship Care ""

"Any Time"
Someone asked me,"who is a friend?"
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I replied,"Friends are those who believe in u when u are afraid to believe in urself."...;-)
Lovely times of life will not return back forever. But, the lovely relation & the missing memories of friend will stay in the heart forever..

Boys N Girls Sms - Post 4

2011-05-20T06:00:00.000-07:00

Master To Student: A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?

Student:

A=Apni

B=Beti ka

C=Cell Number

D=Dijiye.
Exam me fail hone ki wjah kya he
Sidha jawab he
1 sal ke 365 din hote h
Roj 8 ghnte sone k
to pure sal ke 122 din
365-122=243
Diwali or smr vactn gino 61 din
243-61=182 din
Usme 52 sundy
182-52=130 din
Festivl k 40
Clg festivl 15 din
130-55=75 din
Khane pine nhane k 3 ghnte ke hisab se 46 din
75-46=29 din
Roj k 1 ghnte dosto k Uske 15 din
29-15=14 din
Ab Isme 10 din to bimar rhte h
14-10=4 din bche
Exm k time b tV dkhne k 3 din
4-3=1 din bche
1 sal me 1 din hi to birth day ata h
Ab bday k din kon pdhe
Boy-Mujhe acchi ladki dila do
God-Agar tu muslim hai to KATRINA
Hindu hai to BIPASHA
christain hai to GENELIYA
Bol,tera naam kya hai?
Boy-Abdul Tukaram Disouza.
Ladki se Nasa hota h,
Nase se junoon
Junun se mehnat
Mehnat se Padai
Padhai se Career
Isliye Career Banane ke liye Girlfrnd Banana Bahot jruri h...:-)
How Guys feel sorry after hurting their gf
1st day - sorry
2nd day- sorry pls
3rd day- just talk to me once bby
4th day- pls listen na bby pls pls
5th day- plz itna naraz matt ho mujhse
6th day- I'l die wthout u agr tune baat nai ki to me suicide kr lunga..
7th day - 36 ladkiya tere jaisi.. nachti hain mere liye, tu hi paeda hui hai miss world..
bandariya kahin ki..
ht..phurrrr...!
8th day - baby I'm really sorry I was drunk last nite.
BECHARA LADKA

Ladki par hath uthay toh zalim
Ladki se pit jaye toh namard

Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh k lade toh jealous
Chup rhe toh fattu

Ghar se bahar rhe toh aawara
Ghar me rhe toh nakara

Baccho ko dante toh buzdil
Na dante toh laparwah

Biwi ko naukri se roke toh shaki mizaz
Na roke toh biwi ki kamai khane wala

Aakhir bechara ladka
kare to kare kya??

Kindly forward 2 all boys & girls,bcoz
MARD KO BHI DARD HOTA HAI !!
Painfull Line Said By a Girl To Her BoyFriend After BreakUp..
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He Bhagwan, Ab Mera Kharcha Kon Uthayega???
Alcohol contains Girl hormones..

PROOF:
After drinking
1.Boy talk unnecesarily,
2.Becomes over emotional
3.Drive badly
4.Stop thinking
5.Fight for nothing
Girl's Status on facebook:
'feeling sad'

17021 comments..

Boy's Status:
'Goin 2 commit Suicide'

2 likes n 1 comment "Dekh le yr, ho sake to rehne de.."

Quotes Sms - Post 5

2011-05-14T06:00:00.000-07:00

All of us do not have EQUAL TALENT, but all of us have an EQUAL OPPORTUNITY to develop our talents.
Living with d Attitude of
'2 GET' & '2 GIVE'
creates 2 many PROBLEMS,

but.....

just DOUBLE d Attitude to
'4GET' & '4GIVE'
solves all the PROBLEMS.
Life laughs at u when u are Unhappy. Life smiles at u when u are Happy.
But, Life salutes u when u make others Happy...!
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent. So, when your value increases, keep yourself calm and silent.
SUCCESS is nothing more than a few simple DISCIPLINES practiced daily & FAILURE is nothing more than a few small ERRORS repeated daily.
Mirror Is Our Best Friend...
Because ,
It laughs when we laugh..
It cries when we cry..
But most importantly
It Never Laughs When We Cry....
Respect those who find TIME for u in their busy Schedule. But, Love those who NEVER SEE their Schedule when u NEED them.
In your life, to be happy always follow this golden rule !!

Live and let live.

- Lord Mahavir
Best lines by Dr. Abdul Kalaam :

"Intezar Karne Walo Ko Sirf Utna Hi Milta Hai, Jitna Koshish Karne Wale, Chhod Dete Hai"
It is very easy to defeat anyone with your strength, but, it is difficult to win anyone with your behaviour & pure relations..

Hindi Funny Sms - Post 1

2011-05-13T06:00:00.000-07:00

Aaj Mosam me Kuch Alag Bat He,
Behke Huve Mere Jasbat He,
Dil Kehta He Churalu Aapko Aap hi se,
Par Mammy Kehti He Chori Karna Buri Bat He.
Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah
Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah
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Thoda side me ho jao, BLOOD wali pipe me fase ho.!
Conducter ek bache se:Tum hamesha darwaje me khade rahte ho, tumhara baap CHOKIDAR he kya?
Bachha:Tum hamesa paise mangte ho, tumhara baap BHIKHARI he kya?
Golu office jaa raha tha..

Patni pyaar se boli:"See u in the evening"

Golu gusse se:"Dhamki kise de rahi hai, Main bhi tujhe dekh loonga..!!"
Father: wht abt ur result?

Son: wo VAKIL SAAB ka beta fail ho gaya...

F: wht abt urs?

S: wo KHAN SAAB ka beta fail ho gaya.

F: n wt abt ur?

S:Wo DOCTOR SAAB ka..

F: u idiot m asking abt urs?

S: to aap kon se PRIME MINISTER h jo aap ka beta paas hoga.
Marzi Ki Zindgi Ki 7 Baatain.

1)Studies

2)Entertainment

3)Good Job

4)Shadi

5)

6)

7)

Shadi Ho Gai na?

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Marzi Ki Zindgi Khatam..
Ek pagal bina jalae bidi pee raha tha...

Dusara pagal-Isme se dhua kyu nhi nikal raha he?

Pagal-Kar di na pagalon wali Baat, ye "C.N.G." Bidi hai."

Gujarati Shayri Sms - Post 12

2011-05-07T06:00:00.000-07:00

Pal Ma Bhulay Te Prit Na Kehvay,
Apni Yad Na Aave Te Mit Na Kehvay,
Ame Tamne Prem thi Sandesho Moklyo,
Ane Tame reply Na Karo E tamari Rit N Kehvay
Prem Ni Ramat Jitva Aa Dil Haryo 6u,
Samundar Pamva Jata Hu Nadiyo Haryo 6u,
Jene Jitva Mate Badhu Harva Taiyar Hato,
Badhu Jiti Lidu Fakt Tenej Haryo 6u.
Payal thi payal ni jhankar sundar 6e
Prem thi prem no anubhav sundar 6e
Loko kahe 6e aap sundar 6e
Pan Tamara thi vadhare tamaro swabhav sundar 6e
Karmata ful ne joine dukh thay che
Ankho ma kyak chubhan thay che
Hoy che badhu j zindgi ma pan kayrek
Zindgi ma koi ni kami mehsus thay che
Sager na kinara par koi radtu hase,
Tamane yad kari ne koi tadaptu hase,
Jara dil par hath rakhi vichari to juvo,
Tamara sms ni pan rah koi Jotu hase.
Karmaya pachi khilvu mane game che,
Dard ni saathe jivvu mane game che,
Duniya jatan kare ke na kare maru,
Murjhaya pachi pan koini kitab ma revu mane game che.
Varso Pachhi emni Nazar Padi Hati
Ej Mara Bhagya Ni Sundar Ghadi Hati
Eva Milan ne Yaad sadiyo kar je
J Milan Ni Mulakat Khud Ishware Jodi Hati
Prem Na be Shabdo Keva Saras Lage che
Ek Bija Ne Jova Ni Ketli Taras Lage che
Pu6i Jo Jo Ghayal Thayela Ne K
Zakhmo Ne Ruz Aavta Ketla Varas Lage 6e
Bija ne raji rakhu 6u,
Male6 je pan anand a bijane apu 6u.
Janu 6u mol nathi kasa no duniya ma,
Hu khud kai nathi pan 'MITRO' anmol rakhu 6u.
Apni Aa Muskan Bahu Pyari Lage 6e
Apni Khusi Amne Amari Lge 6e
Kyarey Dur N Karsho Tmara Thi Amne
Jeev Thi Pan Vhali Mitrata Tmari Lage 6e

Gujarati Shayri Sms - Post 11

2011-05-06T06:00:00.000-07:00

Eni darek yaad dilma haji taji che,
E nthi jivan ma pan eni aas haji baki che,
Eni yaad aavta j aansu aavi jay che,
Aa aansu to pi lidha pan pyaas haji baki che.
Chandra ni kala par nache 6 dharti,
Koi kahe 6 bharti to koi kahe 6 ott,
Pranay ni chahat ma zule 6 manvi,
Koi kahe 6 zindgi to koi kahe 6 maut..!!
Sapnu nahi pan tamaro vichar apjo,
Mara ma ek thai shake evu dil apjo,
Hu ek nahi pan anek janam jivi laish,
Jindagi ma ek war tamaro vishwas aap jo.
Samay to Paani ni jem vahi jase
Matr PREM bhari yad rahi jase
Aaje nathi samay to kai nahi
Pan jyare hase samay
Tyare yad karva matra maru naam rhi jase
Koi Kartu Hoy Prem Tmne To Swikari Lejo
Tute Nhi Koi Nu Dil Teni Kalaji Lejo
Swarthi Manaso To Bahu Mlse Jivan Ma
Pan Sacha Prem Ne Parkhi Lejo
Aek 6e aakash ne disha o char 6e,
Dil aa maru tane malva bekarar 6e,
Tari j yaado ne tari j vaato,
Have to aa nayan ne bus taro j intezar 6e{-_-)
Jivan Ma Dukh Pade To Mukh Ne Sada Hasavajo,
Koi Lakho Rupya Charne Dhare To Thukravjo,
Pan Sambandh Rakhe Je Dil Thi Tene jivan Bhar nibhavjo..
Ave 6 vasant patjad joi joi ne,
Hase 6 manvi ketlu roi roi ne,
Nathi bhulato bhutkal koine joi joi ne,
Male 6 sacho prem kyarek j koi koi ne...!!!
Mitrata na Hastakshar koi ukeli nathi saktu
Ema jodni ni bhul koi sodhi nathi saktu
Khub saral hoy 6 vakya rachna pan
Purn viram koi muki nathi saktu
Dhiraj dhari pn fal sara n malya,
Kehvu htu pn shabdo n sathvara n malya,
Kadar karta rahya akhi jindgi bijani,
Pn afsos amari kadar karnar koi n malya...

Osama Bin Laden Special Sms

2011-05-03T21:18:00.000-07:00

Wonderful work of OBAMA by killing OSAMA.

OBAMA is lucky, because he is not a GUJARATI. Otherwise, he would be facing a FAKE ENCOUNTER CASE.
Osama Bin Laden goes to a psychic who says “You will die on an American holiday” Needless to say Bin Laden is shocked.

“Which one?” he asks.

“Doesn’t matter”, say the psychic. “Whatever day you die will become an American holiday.”
Breaking News: Osama Bin Laden Killed In Pakistan.

Other News: Rajinikanth Just returned From his Holidays In Pakistan
Osama’s favourite song:

O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya.
Osama’s son was weak in maths, so Osama hired a personal tutor 4 him.

Teacher-How will u divide 4 apples among 5 people?

Osama’s son-IT IS QUITE SIMPLE, KILL THE EXTRA PERSON !
Cameron & Obama were sitting in a bar.

One Guy Asked: What are you planning?

Cameron: Planning World War-3

Guy: Really? Whats going to happen…?

Cameron: Well, this time we are going to kill 140 million Muslims and Katrina Kaif.

Guy: Katrina Kaif? Why do you want to kill Katrina?

Cameron turns to Obama and says: See, i had told you, no one would worry about 140 million Muslims.
Que: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?

Ans: Nothing, yet.
Once Rajnikanth taught a kid How to play COUNTER STRIKE

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Now that kid is known as OSAMA BIN LADEN
Once Osama Bin Ladan And Karina Kapoor met.

Osama: Hows Life?

Karina: Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum... And Howz yours?

Osama: Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum...

Love Sms - Post 4

2011-04-30T06:00:00.000-07:00

Jinki talash me kadam khud nikal gaye
Jinki yadon me ye armaan pighal gaye
Khoja tha jinko saare jahan me
Palke band ki to wo ankho me mil gaye
Jab tum kisi ko nazar andaz karo
or wo tumhe iska badla wafa se de

To

Jan Lo

Ki wo tumhe khud se zyada pyaar karta hai.
Ruth na mat hame manana bhi nahi aata,
Dur mat jana hame pas lana bhi nahi aata,
Aap bhul jao hame aapki marji,
Par ham kya kare hame bhula na bhi nahi aata.
Awesome Fact..

There's no past tense in loving someone..

It's either you always will..
or
you never did !!
Ek ladki ne ladke k kandhe pe sar rakh kar pucha-Ye kandhe pe kab tak sar rakhne doge?

BEST REPLY EVER GIVEN BY BOY

Boy-Jab tak log mujhe kandha nahi dete..
A lovable person is a medicine for any kind of pain
But
There is no medicine available in d world for pain given by lovable person.!
Aksar Nasha hame ho jata hai,
Or ilzaam sharab pe aata hai,
kasoor us jaam ka nhi dosto,
kasoor to us chehre ka hai,
jo hume har jaam me nazar ata hai.

Good Morning Sms - Post 4

2011-04-29T06:00:00.000-07:00

(G)rapes
(O)range
sapp(O)ta
(D)ates
(M)ango
p(O)megranate
st(R)awberry
watermelo(N)
p(I)neapple
ba(N)ana
(G)uava
Have
a
FRUITY MORNING.
Suna H Kisi Ko
Good Morning
KahoTo Uski
Subh Achi Hoti He

Pr Hmne To Ye Mehsus Kia
K Good morning Apko Khe
To Din Hamara Acha Hota He
GOOD MORNING
Subah ka Mausam aur Aapki Yaad,
Halki si Thandak aur Chay ki Pyas,
Yaaro ki Yaari aur Yaari ki Mithas,
Shuru kijiye Apna Din Meri Good Morning ke saath. .
Suna Hai Kisi Ko GoodMrng Kaho To UNKI Subah Acchi Hoti Hai.!
Par Humne Ye Mehsus Kiya Ki GoodMrng Aapko Kahe To Din Humara Accha Hota Hai.!
Good morning
Mithi Nind Mithe khwab,
Ho Gaya savera ab to jago janab,
Chand b chup gya fir rat K intzar me,
Ek naya din shuru karo apni manzil ki talash me.
GooD MorninG.
Moon ne band ki lighting,
Sun ne suru ki shining,
Murge ne di hai warning ki ho gayi hai morning,
To hum bhi bol de aapko very very sweet gud mrng
Naino Ke Kajal Se,
Khwabo Ke Aanchal Se,Mahki Bahar Se,
Is Gul-E-Gulzar Se
Dil Ke Har Taar Se,
Bade Hi Pyar Se
Kahte He.......
GOOD MORNING
Every morning u have two choices..
Continue your sleep with Dreaming..
Or
Wake up and Chase your Dreams..
Choice is yours..!!
Have A Pleasent Day
*;*;%*;*
*;*;%*%   Fresh
   ):;;:(     Flowers
(,___,) For
   :----: U
Aapki har subah in phulon ki tarah mehakti rahe....
Cool Morning Breeze
And
Pearly Dew Drops,

Waving Green Leaves
And
Flowers Blossom,

All Bring Joy and Say,
To Start a
Happy New Day.
Gud morning.!

Friendship Sms - Post 4

2011-04-23T06:00:00.000-07:00

1 sweet story :-

1 ladke ne marne k 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye, pehla grlfrnd ko & doosra dost ko.
"Main ja raha hu reply fast"

&

1st reply grlfrnd ka aya: "Tum kaha ja rahe ho? I am busy. Baad mein milenge."

Ye padhkar use bahut dukh hua.

2nd rply dost ka aya: "Abe kameene akela kaha ja raha hai? Ruk main 1minute mein aa raha hu."

Ladke ne muskura kar kaha k aaj ek baar fir pyar dosti se haar gaya.
Safar zindgi ka adhura nhi hoga
Par Dosto k bina ye pura b nhi hoga
Bus har pal humare sath rehna
Qki aapke bina Dosto ka list pura nhi hoga
1 apki hasi
+
1 aapka nature
+
1 apka sath nibhane ka wada
+
1 kabhi na khatam hone wala vishwas

The result is our friendship

1+1+1+1 = 4ever...!
Duniya me agar kahi b aapki JEET Hui To Hum GARV se kahenge That's my friend Aur aap HARE To apka HATH Pakad k aap k PAAS Bethenge aur kahenge i m ur friend.
Dost ruthe to Rab ruthe

fir ruthe to jag chute

agr fir ruthe to dil tute

or agar fir b ruthe to utar chappal or mar saale ko jab tak chappl n tute.
Khuda na kare aapko koi gum mile,
Khushiya aur hasi har dam mile,
Gum jab bhi bad chale aapki taraf,
Khuda kare raste me use hum mile

Naughty Sms - Post 2

2011-04-22T06:00:00.000-07:00

Teacher 2 student-homewrk kyun ni kiya?
Stdnt-sir,light nahi thi.
Teachr-toh mombatti jala leta.
Stu-sir,maachis ni ti.
Teachr-kyu?
Stu-puja ghar me rkhi ti.
Teachr-toh le aata.
Stu-nahaya ni tha sir.
Teachr-nahaya kyu ni tha?
stu-paani ni tha sir
teachr-arey,pani kyu ni tha?
Stu-sir motor ni chal ri ti.
Teachr-huh,huh.ab motor ko kya hua kamine?
Stu-sir kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.
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<;THANK GODmere phone ksare buttonthik hSORRY 2DISTURB U.

This story is all about wen i ws in 2nd std.
I was caught talking in class and My Teacher asked me 2 write
"I WONT TALK IN CLASS"
50 times on d board,
i wrote

for(i=1;i<=50;i++)printf("I WONT TALK IN CLASS\n");m Born brilliant but FORCED to STUDY

Short but Fantastic request
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"Try 2 keep dat person happy always, whom u see everyday in d Mirror."

Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah...
Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah...
Thoda side me ho jao, Blood wali pipe me fase ho.!!

DUNIA me abhi ache insan ki talaash me mat nikalna
,
,
Q k
,
,
,
,
Aaj kal thandi hai aur
(',') hum ghar
<)''(> me hi
_/ /_ hote he ...

Khud Ko Kr Kanjoos itna
K Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
Service Center Wale Call Kr K Khud Pooche.

Sir G
r u sure
Bhejna hai
K Sending Fail Karu.

Sardar Sms - Post 5

2011-04-16T06:00:00.000-07:00

Sardar apni 6 months ki baby ki aawaz record kar rha tha.
Biwi ne pucha-Iska kya karoge?
Sardar-Jab ye badi ho jaygi to ise suna kar iska matlab pu6unga
Santa juice ka gilas le k baitha tha.
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pi gya.

Santa- Meri to saali kismat hi kharaab hai.
Beta fail ho gya.
Bivi dost k saath bhag gyi.
Naukrani aa ni rahi.
Nal me pani nahi.
Ghar me light nahi.
Ab juice me..
Zehar dal k peene ko rakha tha, aur WO BHI TU PI GYA...
Santa to his wife: Aaj murgi to bahut tasty banai hai kuch alag masala lagaya kya?
Wife: Na ji murgi jal gayi thi, isiliye BOROPLUS lagaya hai.
Santa-Tuze punjab jane me 1din lagta hai lautne me 4din kyu?

Banta-Ye sab car banane walo ki galti hai, jane k 4 gear diye aur revers k liye sirf ek.
Santa cycle pe bhikari k pas se guzra..
Bhikari bola-Allah k nam pe kuch khila do baba..
Santa cycle rokkar-Chal piche baith, tuje round khila deta hu.!
SANTA-Shimla ja rha hun, raste me BIWI ko khayi me gira dunga.
BANTA-Meri BHI leja, usse bhi gira dena.
SANTA-Agar tu BURA na maane,to use VAPSI me gira du?
TEACHER-Batao, bharat me sabse jyada baarish kaha girti he?
Badi der sochne k bad Santa ne jawab diya-
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Zameen Par...!

Relationship Sms - Post 1

2011-04-15T06:00:00.000-07:00

True relationship isn't leaving behind special people when u find sum1 NEW. Its all about preserving dried rose between pages in spite of being gifted a rose daily.
Do u know about d things which live after death?

Eyes-31min
Brain-10min
Legs-4hrs
Skin-5days
Bones-30days
&
Most Imp our RELATION$HIP 4 EVER.
The biggest loss in life~
Tears in Someone's Eye
Because of You..

&

The biggest achievement of life~
Tears in Someone's Eyes for You...
Wonderful relations in this World..

Heart & beats
Night & Moon
Music & Songs
Roses & Love
Fish & Water

My costly message & ur free smile..!
Relationship Is Like TAJMAHAL

Everybody Will Wonder How Beautiful It Is.

But,

Nobody Can Understand How Difficult It Was To Built...
Aksar logo ko kehte suna tha,

"zinda rahe to phir milenge"

Lekin aapko milne k baad dil ne mehsoos kiya

"milte rahege to hi zinda rahenge"
Developing '100 relations' in 1 year is not a gain. But, Keeping '1 relation' for 100 year is an achievement.

That is true relationship.
Never go back into an old relationship, no matter how strong it is,
because its like reading a book over n over again, when u already know how it ends..

Animal Sms - Post 2

2011-04-02T06:00:00.000-07:00

Ox-a kya bolti tu
Cow-kya me bolu

O-sun
C-suna

O-ati kya gausala
C-kya karu ake me gausala

O-mundi hilayenge ghas chabayenge gober failayenge or kya !
Ek Murgi Market Gai Kaha Ek Anda Dena
Shopkiper- Ande Ka Kya Krogi
Mere Pati Ne Kaha Hai 2-/Rs K Liye Tum Apna Figure Mat Kharab karo
Positive thought:
Baby mosquito came back after its 1st time flying
His dad asked him,"how do u feel?"
He replied,"it was wonderful, every1 was clapping 4 me!"
1 chúha sharab k drum me gira....Nikal k mast ho kar soyi hui billi k muh pe laat maar k bola.... Uth munni, Aaj ye chulbul pande tera mujra dekhne aaya he...
A Man threw his Wife in a pond of Crocodiles..
He's Now Being Harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being Cruel to the Crocodiles..!

April Fool Sms - Post 2

2011-04-01T06:00:00.000-07:00

Today is Friday.
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You thought I am making you April Fool...
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I dont have any need to make the person April Fool who is already a Fool.
1 Akalmand Insan ne Bewakuf Se pucha.. Sari Duniya Tumhe Bewaquf Kyon Kehti He??
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Niche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
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April Fool Sale April Fool hi rahete hai.. Chalo ab jawab do.
Aaj jo muzse APRIL FOOL banega usko main Hotel main Party dene vala hu...
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Agar tumhari Ichha ho to tum samil ho sakte ho...

April Fool Sms

2011-03-29T05:01:00.000-07:00

I LoVe U

DO U LoVe ME?

Aisa kehte kehte MUMTAZ mar gai but SHAHJAHAN ne koi jawab nhi diya
Qki
Saale ko ENGLISH nhi aati thi

Aap ne kya socha, maine aapko kaha..

He He.. April Fool
Mere U.S.A. k VISA aa gaye hai, 5 yr k lie, mera ye cell no. kalse bandh ho jayega aur mera naya no
+001123600745 hai.. plz add

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kal esa sapna aaya tha!!! Aur usme aap APRIL FOOL ban gaye

Gujarati Poetry Sms - Post 10

2011-03-26T06:00:00.000-07:00

Ek sachhai chhe jene hu sahi shakto nathi,
Khub sidhi vaat chhe pan hu sahi shakto nathi,
Ne em pan hu bhogvu chhu maun rahevani saja,
To le kahu ja, tara vagar hu rahi shakto nathi.
Koi zindgini tasvir bani jay 6,
Ane koi thi zindgini tasvir Badli jay 6,
Koi ne medvi ne khoso nahi,
Kem k 1 judai thi zindgi vikherai jay 6.
Prem Ni Koi Divas Kimat Thaay Nahi,
Nazik Ke Door Thi Samjaay Nahi,
Sneh Na Dariya Ma Dubo To Khabar Pade,
Em Kinaare Rahi Haiyu Bhinjaay nahi.
Har shwas ma tari yaad muku chhu,
Marathi vadhu vishwas tara ma muku chhu,
Sachavje mara aa vishwas ne jatan thi,
Mara shwas ne tara vishwas ma muku chhu.
Na jivela pal pan kyarek jivan bani jay 6e,
Ankh na ujash pn kyak andhara bni jay 6e,
Prem kro to etlu sachvjo,
Vadhare padto prem pan kyarek dard nu karan bani jay 6e.
Nayan ma vasya che jara yaad karjo,
Kadi kaam pade to yaad karjo,
Mane to padi che aadat tamne yaad karwani,
Jo hichki ave to maf karjo.
Tamaro prem j maru Bank Balance chhe,
Tamari yado j maru ATM chhe,
Vishwas no D.D. jama karavine melvi chhe dosti tamari,
Mane dosti na Credit Card par puro bharoso chhe.
Ek smit
je hasaavi de

Ek ashru
je rovdavi de

Ek ich6a
jagavi de

Ek preet
je samajhi le

Darek vaat
je jaani le

Enu j naam 6e
"..MITRATA.."
Pyar Ni kimmat kadi Paisa Thi Na Aapta..
Vishvas Aapi Ne Dago Na Aapta..
Jiv Joito Hoy To Modhe Mangi Lejo..
Pan Amrut kahi zaher Na Aapta..
Vakhat vedna no bahu vasmo hoy 6,
Ene samajvo bahu muskel hoy 6,
6odi de jyare jagat akhu tamne,
Tyare potanu ek Angat tamara mate bau kimti hoy 6.

Good Night Sms - Post 2

2011-03-25T06:54:00.000-07:00

Ho gayi hai ab to black black night,
Ab bandh bhi karo white white light,
Sweet sweet sapno ki pakad lo aap flight,
Kehte hai hum aapko good night.
""" .:!|!|!|:.
('.')!|!|!|!|!|!:.
"""" """"
Hi, I m baby tortoise.
Good Morning wish karne aaya tha, par kya karu? Slow hu na! To aate aate night ho gai,
So GOOD NIGHT.
Sitaron ko bheja hai apko sulane k liye,
Chand aaya hai lori gane k liye,
So jaiye mithe khwabo me,
Subah Suraj ko bhejenge aapko jagane k liye.
A se acchhi Night.
B se beautiful Night.
C se charming Night.
D se dreamy Night.
E se evergreen Night.
F se fairy Night.
G se.Ab ye bhi main batau?
GOOD NIGHT.....
----;----
,--' --=_____/'7
(_Good_,=----/
._/_/ Nighit

Road pe bohot trrafic thi...

Is liye
aaj Helicopter se bhejna pada.
GOOD NIGHT.
Pyari si "RAAT" me. Pyare se "ANDHERE" me.Pyari si "NEEND" me.Pyare se "SAPNO" me. Pyare se, "Apno" ko. Pyari si "good night"
Sweet drem have nice night
Raat Aati Hai Sitare Lekar,
Nind Aati Hai Sapne Lekar,
Humari Dua Hai
Kal Ki Subah Aaye Apke Liye Bahut Saari Khushiya Lekar...
Good Night
Welcome aboard SWEET DREAMS airlines
all passengers on bed
hug ur pillows as the flight will b taking off soon
enjoy the time
Hv a chilled nite..!!;-)

Gujarati Poetry Sms - Post 9

2011-03-19T06:00:00.000-07:00

Swapna ne ashuo thi bhinjata joya chhe,
Gam ma pan hotho ne hasta joya chhe,
Armano to roj ubharai ne dholai jay chhe,
Chhata pan ummido ne sahare loko ne jivta joya chhe.
Hasvu nathi chhata hasvu pade chhe,
Koi puchhe KEM CHHO to MAZAMA kahevu pade chhe,
Jindagi no aa evo RANGMANCH chhe,
Jya badha ne farajiyat NATAK karvu pade chhe.
Sanghreli yado aaje ret bani veray 6,
Jetli sodhu chhu etli j khovay 6,
Man ne bahu samjavyu k na javay e disha taraf,
Jya swapno kodi ni kimmate vechay 6.
Yaad karu chhu tane vaat vaat ma,
Rahevu chhe sada tara saath ma,
Tu mane na sodh tari aas paas ma,
Hu tane mali jaish tara j swas ma.
Hath 2 chhe ne 1 piyali chhe,
Khuda 1 chhe ne hajaar savali chhe,
Hajaar ful chhe ne 1 mali chhe,
Aavi kismat ne su kahu,
Takdir haath ma chhe ne haath kahli chhe.
Mitrata na hastakshar koi ukeli nathi shaktu,
Ema jodni ni bhul koi sodhi nathi shaktu,
Khub saral hoy chhe vakya rachna,
Pan purnaviram koi muki nathi shaktu.
Aapi shake to taro pyar mangu chhu,
Sacha hraday thi taro sahkar mangu chhu,
Karish nahi chinta pyar mare pran pan aapish,
ROKADO chhe hisab, hu kya UDHAR mangu chhu...
Tena prem ma dil majbur thay gayu
Dukh devu tenu dastur thay gayu
Teno koi vak nathi me prem j etlo karyo to
Ke tene a vaat nu abhiman thay gayu
A Loko KHUSH NASEEB 6 Jena SANJOGO ena SWABHAV ne Malta Ave 6
Parantu A Loko UTTAM 6 J Potana SWABHAV ne SANJOGO Pramane GOTHVi Sake6
Gazal ni zarurat mehfil ma hoy 6e,
Prem ni zarurat dil ma hoy 6e,
Mitro vagar adhuri 6e zindagi,
Kem k dosto ni zarurat to jindgi na Ant sudhi hoy 6e.

Holi Special Sms

2011-03-18T07:14:00.000-07:00

Mausam ki bahar acchi ho,
Phoolon ki kaliyaan kacchy ho,
Hamhari yeh dosti sacchi ho,
Bhagvan se bus ek dua hei ki,
Mere dost ka har tyohar accha ho,
Aur har tyoharo me rango ki bahar ho...

HAPPY HOLI
Radha k rang aur Krushna ki pichakari,
Pyar k rango se rang do duniya sari,
Ye rang na samze koi jaat ya boli,
Mubarak ho aapko ye Holi aur Dhuleti.
Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
Rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
Kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
Aye mere yaar aisi ho tumhari HAPPY HOLI.
Har Saal Aata Hai Ek Din Sabse Suhana,
Jhoomta Hai Dil Aur Gata Hai Koi Gana,
Khushi Ke Is Din Par Tum Bas Muskurana,
Aur Aane Wale Kal Ke Liye Sapne Sajana,
HAPPY HOLI
A splash of blue i send you,
A tinge of yellow to cool the hue,
A rush of red for warmth and zest,
For you and your family wishes best Happy Holi!!
Tumhari Holi Ho Number One,
Aur Tum Karo Lot of Fun,
Wishing You A Happy & Colourful Holi.
Tum Bhi Jhoomo Masti Mein,
Hum Bhi Jhoome Masti Mein,
Shor Hua Saari Basti Mein,
Jhoomein Sab Holi Ki Masti Mein,
Mubaarak Ho HOLI Bheegi Masti Mein.!
If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would
send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.
Auspicious red
Sun kissed gold
Soothing silver
Pretty purple
Blissful blue
Forever green
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.
Main jaha jaha dekhta hu,
Muze tumhara chahera hi dikhta hai.
Ismain meri galti nahi hai,
Qki aaj sab chahera range hue hai...

Happy Holi
Apun wishing you a great,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
exttra-badhiya,
exttra special,
Ekdum mast and chakpak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
Happy Holi.
_________ U've
!'--.___.--' ! got a
i_________i CARD.
Open it...

**********
* H A P P Y *
* H O L I *
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Pichkari ki dhaar,
Gulal ki barsaat,
Dosto ka pyar,
Yahi to hai Holi ka tyohar.
Lal ho ya Pila
Hara ho ya Nila
Sukha ho ya Gila
Ek baar Rang lag jaye to
Ho jaoge "RANGEELA"
HAPPY HOLI & DHULETI
Bhar bhar ke jaam pilaao,
Chang aur mridang bajao,
Gile shikve bhul jaao,
Man galiyaara chaheke,
Aisi satrangi chadar faihrao,
Aao sab milkar holi manao!
Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte, Bujdil kabhi khulkar var nahi karte, Aur ham wo he jo HAPPY HOLI kahne k liye kisika intazar nahi karte...
I may not put colours on your face on this festivel, but, I pray to God to add more colours in your and family's life.

HAPPY HOLI
Holi Ka Gulal Ho,
Rango Ki Bahar Ho,
Gujhia Ki Mithas Ho,
Ek Baat Khas Ho,
Sab Ke Dil Main Pyar Ho,
Yahi Apna Tyohaar Ho.

Wish U very Happy Holi
Rang udave pichakari,
Rango se rang jay duniya sari,
Holi k rang khushiyo se rang de jivan aapka,
Aaj yahi he shubh kamnae hamari...
Fulo ne ugna chhod diya,
Taro ne chamakna chood diya,
Aaj holi hai to kya hua
Aap ne aaj nahana q chood diya.

Gujarati Funny Sms - Post 6

2011-03-18T06:00:00.000-07:00

Khetar ma govadiyo gaay charaavto

Khetar ma govadiyo gaayo charavto

ACP says : Daya, tara chhokra ne Diploma Eng. to na j karavto..!
Ek chhokro chhokri jova gayo.
Thodi vaatchit pachhi chokra e puchhyu.
"ENGLISH faave chhe ?"

Chokri sharmaine : "SODA sathe hoy to faave.."
Gandhiji na jivan charitra thi prabhavit thai me Gandhiji na phota bhega krvanu chalu kryu 6e to tamari pase jetli 500/1000 ni note hoy te mokli aapo.
Kyarek tene mari preet samjay jase,
Tyare hraday tenu munjay jase,
Pa6i gotse mane saghda sansar ma,
Pan tya sudhi ma to maru bije "Gothvaai" jase...;-)
Tamne athwa tamara group ma koi ne Sinh(lion) no nakh Pehervano sokh hoy to mane call karjo...

Aato hu Nakh kapto hato etle yad aavyu..
Bapu chotila ni ticket laine bus ma chadya.!
Bapu a bus ma haalva nu chalu karyu..
Condctr : ka bapu bus ma halo chho?
Bapu : chotila haline java ni 'MANTA' Lidhi chhe.!
Surti-Mne sanskrit sikhvo
Pandit-kem
Surti-Devtao ni bhasha 6 etle
Marine swrg gyo to jrur pdse ne
Pndit-ne Nark gyo to?
Surti-To SURTI to aavde j 6 ne
Baa ane Bapu pardesh java airport pahochya..
Baa - Aapde fridge haare lai lidhu hot to saru hatu..

Bapu - kem ?

Baa - Passport fridge upar rahi gaya chhe...
1 var rajnikant helmet paheri bike chalavto hato ane accident thayo ane helmet rasta per padi gayu,
Aaje e area amdavad ma helmet char ratsa thi olkhay 6e!

Informative/Knowledge Based Sms - Post 4

2011-03-12T06:00:00.000-08:00

Zindgi ki sabse badi sacchai-
Kabaristan ke bahar board par likha tha,
"Manzil to meri yahi thi, Bus zindagi guzar gayi meri yahan aate aate"
Agar Aap
S.S.C.
H.S.C.
B.Com.
M.Com.
B.A.
MBA
BE
B.ED
B.Sc
M.Sc
BBA
BCA
LL.B.
Ya
P.T.C
Pass Ho To Batayen K
"Paani puri"
Ko English Mein Kya Kehte hai?
Psychological Fact:
Wen a Prsn Cries Due To Happiness D 1st Drop Of Tears Cums Frm d Rght Eye..
Bt Wen d 1st Cums Frm The Left, Its Pain.
Do notice!! :-)
Height of Addiction:

Just B4 hanging judge asked to prisoner: Any last Wish?

Prisoner: Yes, I want to update my FACEBOOK status as "Dead".
Stethscope in hand-Identity of Doctor

File in hand-Lawyer

Chalk peace in hand-Teacher

Nthng in hand & evrythng in mind-dentity of ENGINEER
An exellent sentence now written on National Highway : "If u want to donate your blood, don't do it on d road. Donate it in d blood bank"...
Girl : is valentine pe muje esa gift do jo sbse mehnga ho .!
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Grl : kya doge ?
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Boy : sharmate hue..
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"PYAZZ"

Send Me Sms - Post 3

2011-03-11T06:00:00.000-08:00

Gabbar-Sambha, ye kaun log hai jo sms ka jawab nahi dete?

Sambha-Sardar, ye wo log hai jo miss call karne k baad bhi balance check karte hai.
KABIR KA LATEST DOHA:

MISS U MISS U sab kahe, par actually miss kare na koi,
Agar koi kisi ko really miss kare to fir SMS band q hoi.
Garmi Me ice cream Ka Maza Ata Hai,
Thandi Me Coffe ka Maza Ata Hai,
Hum Waterfall Ki Tarah SMS Karte Hai,
Aapka Muncipality K Pani Ki Tarah Reply Aata he.
Jis din aapka sms nahi aya, us din
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Gino mat Saare daant tod diye jayenge.
Pyar nahi hai to karna sikho,
Chahat dil me hai to jatana sikho,
Uun hi kisika intezar mat karao,
Koi agar pyar se sms bheje to reply karna sikho..
Ting Tong
Inbox Kholo
Aap K Liye Dil Bheja Hy.

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# _I Ml$$_ #
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"-.,_,.-" SMS Send Kro Vrna Dil wpas karo
Aaj agar apka ek pyara sa SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge

VARNA

palak paneer
paratha aur
Kashmiri pulav k baad ICE CREAM
kha k
BHUKHE hi so jayenge..
When some1 msgs u
dont think k iske sms free he
but think that he gives 1 min of his life for
sendng msg & rembring u
"KADAR KARNA SIKHO MERI"

Tongue Twister Sms - Post 3

2011-03-05T06:00:00.000-08:00

Life mein,ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.
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Cream biscuits main cream hota he

par

Tiger biscuits main Tiger nahi hota.
@ @ @ @ @ @
6 flowrs for U

1 for health

1 for love

1 for happiness

1 for frndship

or baki 2

Kaan pe laga lo

Mast lagoge
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Pata hai hum 'Cloromint' kyu Khate hai..?
Qki... .
5-Star, Cadbury, Perk, Dairymilk, Munch
"50 paise me" nahi ati.
Ab Dubara mat puchhna !
Hum Jo Kar Sakte He,
Wo Aap Nahi Kar Skte Ho.!

Mai Apke Mobile Par Apna Address Bhej Skte He,

Kya Aap Mere Address Par Apna Mobile Bhej Skte Ho...?
Maine suna hai aap bahut kamzour ho gaye ho
Fit rehne k liye roz 1 chammach khaya karo

AMBUJA CEMENT

Kyuki

Is cement me jaan hai...
A Marketing Guy having no child, no money, no house, blind mother, prays to God.

God says he wil grant just 1 wish.

Marketing Guy: I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child's hands in our new bunglow.

God: Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these Marketing Guys... :-)
Golu office jaa raha tha..

Patni pyaar se boli: "See u in the evening"

Golu gusse se: "Dhamki kise de rahi hai, Main bhi tujhe dekh loonga..!!"
Aaj agar apka ek pyara sa SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge

VARNA

palak paneer
paratha aur
Kashmiri pulav k baad ICE CREAM
kha k
BHUKHE hi so jayenge..
Dost ruthe to Rab ruthe

fir ruthe to jag chute

agr fir ruthe to dil tute

or agar fir b ruthe to utar chappal or mar saale ko jab tak chappl n tute.
Abey O

Burai Ki Murat
Paap Ki Tasvir
Bewafai Ki zinda Misal
Mtlabi Insan
kmine
Dhokebaz

Aisi Koi B Quality Ap Me Nhi H,
U r a so swt.!

Hindi Poetry (Shayari) Sms - Post 3

2011-03-04T06:00:00.000-08:00

Ek janaje ko dekh k ladki muskarai,
Baba bola jawan maut par yu hasa nahi karte,
Beti boli baba wada kiya tha,
Jab bhi milenge muskurayenge.
Na koi kisi se dur hota hai,
Na koi kisi k kareeb hota hai,
Zindagi khud hi nazdik la deti hai,
Jab koi kisi k naseeb mai hota hai.
Tham lena mera hath kabhi pichhe jo chhut jau,
Mana lena muje jo tumse kabhi ruth jau,
Mana nasamaj hi sahi par wo insan hu,
Jo teri har khwahish k lie tut jau.
Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota,
Bhula dena meri kuch kamiyon ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota.
Zindgi 1 Pal Hai,
Jisme Na Aaj Hai Na Kal Hai,
Jee Lo Isko Is Trah Ki Jo Bhi Aapse Mile,
Wo Yahi Kahe, Bas Yahi Uski Jindgi Ka Sabse Hasin Pal Hai.
Dharti Pe Ishwar Ki Talas HE
Malik Tera Banda Kitna Nirash He
Q Khojta He Insan Ishwar Ko
Jbki APKE Dusre Roop Me MAA-BAAP Uske Itne Pas He!
Honto Pe Kbhi Na koi Sawal Rakhiyega
Zindgi Ko Har Pal Khushal Rakhiyega
Zindgi To Naam Hi He Pareshaniyo Ka
Inhe Bhul Kar Bas Apna khayal Rakhiyega
Har sapna khushi ka pura nahi hota
koi kisi ke bina adhura nahi hota
jo roshan karta hai sab rato ko
vo chand b to har rat ko pura nahi hota
Alvida keh k jab wo chal diye,
In Ankho ne sare hasin khwab kho Diye,
Gum ye nai k wo hme chod gaye,
Dard to tab hua jab alvida kehte-kehte wo khud ro gay.
Hum Mitti Ke Khilone Banaate Rahe,
Khyalo Me Hi Duniya Basaate Rahe,
Humara Hoke B Humara Koi Na Bana,
Hum Har 1Ko Apna Banaate Rahe..!

Gujarati Suvichar Sms

2011-02-26T06:00:00.000-08:00

Koina sukh ma nimitt bano, pan bhagidar nahi.
Ane
Koina dukh ma bhagidar bano, pan numitt nahi.
Jindagi evi na jivo k koi FARIYAD kari jay, pan evi jovo k FARI YAAD kari jay, ane te mate GAMETEVU na bolo, pan GAME TEVU bolo.
Aansu sukai jay pachhi malva aave e SAMBANDH chhe, pan aansu aave e pahela malva aave e PREM chhe.
Ghar hoy etle sarnamu pan hoy, pan gamta saname ghar hoy e jindagi chhe.
Tame jo besahara hov to koi no saharo bano, saharo tamne aam j mali jase.
Dubti naiya ne pahochadi do kinara par, tamne kinaro aam j mali jase.
Manvi jetlu saru dekhava mate kare chhe etlu saru banva mate kare to badhu saru thai jase.
Jindgi bahu toonki 6e. Koi pan rite enjoy Karta shikho. Darek na Naseeb ma radva nu to lakhyu j 6e. Pan Naseeb shu cheej 6e, tene pan badalta shikho.
Saras Samajva Jevi Vaat:
"Manushya Ne Bolvanu Sikhta Lagbhag 2 Varas Lage 6e

Pan kyare Su Bolvu Ae Sikhta Aakhi Jindagi Viti Jay 6e."
Jeni sathe tame dil kholi hsi sako teni sathe 1 divas rahi sako 6o, pan jeni sathe tame dil kholi radi sako teni sathe akhi zindgi vitavi sako 6o.
Je pathhar nadto hoy tene jo pagthiyu banavta aavdi jay to ae pathhar j manzil sudhi pahochadi de chhe.

Gujarati Poetry Sms

2011-02-25T06:00:00.000-08:00

Kyarek koi evi rite potanu bani jay chhe,
Dil hoy dur chhata vicharo aavi jay chhe,
Aamto chhe duniya swarthi,
Baki koik j hoy chhe je dil ma ghar kari jay chhe.
Koi prit nibhavi jay, koi reet nibhavi jay,
Koi saath, to koi sangath nibhavi jay,
Kari do jindagi kurban tena par,
Je dukhma pan tamaro sath nibhavi jay.
Kaik alag tamari e rit mane game chhe,
Tame karo chho e tarkib mane game chhe,
Prem to ketlay karta hase ek bija ne,
Pan tame nibhavo chhe e prit mane game chhe.
Aaje man ma 1 vichar aavyo,
Viti gayo divas chhata tamaro msg na aavyo,
Thai gaya tame naraj k pachhi snehijano ni yaad ma,
Amaro varo j na aavyo.
Jena mate hajaro dukh sehvay te prem chhe,
Jena vagar ek pal na rehvay te prem chhe,
Hoy chahat ghani tene pamvani,
Pan saame aave tyare kahi na shakay te j prem chhe.
Mitrata karvani koi rit nathi,
Lagnio roki shake evi koi bhit nathi,
Sabandho jo sachvay sacha man thi,
To jivan ni koi pan baazi ma haar-jit nathi.
Vidhi sathe ver na thay,
Jivan aakhu zer na thay,
Kismat 1 chhapelo kagad chhe,
Ane ema lakhelu chhe ema fer na thay.
Phool bani ne hasvu e zindagi chhe,
Hasi ne dukh bhulvu e zindagi chhe,
Jiti ne koi khush thay to shu thayu?
Dil hari ne khus thavu e zindagi chhe.
Vishwas na bhitar ma prem hoy chhe,
Mano to aa badha nasib na khel hoy chhe,
Baki lakho aankho joya pachhi pan,
Kem, koi 1 nazar mate j mann bechen hoy chhe.
Yaad amar chhe jindagi ni safar ma,
Ame to chhupavi lidhi chhe tasvir jivan ma,
Kem ochhi kari sakiye tamari yaad jivan ma,
Yaadgar chho tame to sada amari najar ma.

Gujarati Poetry Sms

2011-02-19T06:00:00.000-08:00

Prem ni vedna koi lakhi shu jane,
Prem ni bhasha koi boli shu jane,
Prem to evi aghari kala chhe dost,
Swikarta je achkay te kari shu jane.
Sneh no sagar aankho mathi chhalkay chhe,
Haiyu het na harakh thi harkhay chhe,
Jane su vaat chhe prem ma evi k,
dil ma hoy dard to pan hoth khushi thi malkay chhe.
Dua mari aasman ma khuda sudhi jase,
Wafa mari mara dil ni sada sudhi jase,
Hu ej tu ej mosam ej chhe,
Vicharyu n hatu k faaslo vadhi jase.
Prem no nasho ochho nathi hoto,
Badha na nasib ma prem nathi hoto,
Prem nu aushadh to thik chhe,
Baki priyatam na sparsh jevo koi malam nathi hoto.
Sambandho na dariya ma moti banavi ne rakhjo,
Hira jadel har ni dori ma amne rakhjo,
Me kya kahyu mara thaine raho,
Pan nanakda haiya na 1 khuna ma amne rakhjo.
Tamara pyaar no amne aashro malyo,
Majdhaar upar jane kinaro malyo,
Have to swarg ni pan tamanna nathi,
Jyare tamara hraday ma utaro malyo.
Achanak kon jane koni yaad avi gai,
Divas hova chhata aankhoma rat aavi gai,
Kevo mali gayo emno sath k,
Fari thi jivvani jivma takat aavi gai.
Jindagi aam to tamari chhe,
Ema thodi smrutio amari pan chhe,
Rekhao bhale rahi tamara hath ma,
Pan tema dhyan thi juo mitrata ni 1 rekha to amari chhe.
Mara dil ne aavyo ek vichar,
K kadi nai karu have teno vichar,
Pan fari fari ne aavyo e j vichar,
k tena shivay karu to karu kono vichar.
Saralta thi kai na male to dukhi na thaso,
Male jo badhu saralta thi to prayatna shu karso,
Sapna badha hakikat na thava joiye,
Thase badhu hakikat to sapna shu josho.

Gujarati Funny Sms

2011-02-18T06:00:00.000-08:00

Miletry officer-Naujawano aagal besi jav.

Bapu agal na betha.

Officer-Tame kem ubha chho?

Bapu-Tame 9 jawano nu kidhu ane ame to 10 ma chhieye.
Sorry,
Bhul thi tamne aa Msg send thai gayo, niche na jota kharab kharab lakhyu 6e.
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"KHARAB-KHARAB"
Koi SMS Thi
Tamaru DIL
Dubhayu Hoy,
Koi SMS
Repeat Thyo Hoy,
Koi SMS
Upadelo Lagyo Hoy,
vadhare padta
sms thai gaya hoy to SMSICHAMIDUKDAM
Bapu Railway Interview Aapva Gaya.
Interviwr-Train Accidnts Atakavava su Pagla Bharso?
Bapu-Railway Track Par BUMP Banavi daish..
Que-Prem kya bane chhe?

Ans-"China" ma.. kemk eni koi warranty-guarantee nathi hoti...
Gori-Tu jab jab mujko pukare me chali aavu nadiya kinare..
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Gamna bapa-Hu daytu 6e ya tara bapnu? Ola ae kidhu no kidhu ne hadi kadhi ne tarat nadi kinare.. Taydh ni thuthvay rays aena karta bes ne 6animani gharma kam hayse to aafudo aavse e ghare aene ya kya pada duje 6e..
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pd jaye
To
To
To

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( '-' ) Hu su
<) (> karu?
J L

Sidha rehta hoy to kai thay j nai..
Chhokari na gaal par gulab marta:
English Girl-Darling,u r so notty.
Urdu- Nahin karo janu.
Sikh- tussi vade romantic ho.
Guj- VANDRA jeva, ankh ma vagyu.
Santa A Bhikhari Ne Samjavta Kahyu-Tu Bhikh Kem Mange Chhe Aaa Bau Kharab Kam Chhe.
Bhikhari-Shu Tame Kyarey Bhikh Mangi Chhe?
Santa-Na to !
Bhikhari-To Tamne Kevi Rite Khabar Padi Ke Aa Kharab Kam Chhe.
Pavitra mobile maas ma,shree network dev ni krupa thi SMS free thai gaya hoy, to balli bhakto ne vinanti ke shradha bhavna thi yathasakti sms arpan kare..

Valentine Day Special Sms - Post 2

2011-02-12T07:00:00.000-08:00

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood
When you smiled you had my undivided attention. When you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you. When you cried you had my urge to hold you. When you said you loved me, you had my heart forever. So, please be my Valentine forever.
Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love!
Each day, I love you, my sweet valentine, more and more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Prince/Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.
...........TO MY.................
.........VALENTINE...............
....I LOVE YOU SO COMPLEETLY.....
......OUR LOVE IS AS DEEP........
........AS THE OCEAN.............
.....AS HIGH AS THE STARS........
.............AND.................
..........AS SPECIAL.............
..........AS THE SKY.............
Bee love honey,
Miss love money,
Flower love due,
But,
I LOVE MY VALENTINE
and
THAT IS ONLY YOU...!
U r unique,
U r caring,
And
U r the Best
And
I am the luckiest to have U in my life!

Happy Valentine's Day my sweet heart!
Please come and sit beside me,
I have so much to say,
The words I have to share with you,
I need to speak today
On the greatest occasion of this
Valentine Day.
In school, my teachers taught me that
1 Hour = 60 Mintutes
1 Minute = 60 Seconds
But they never told me that
1 SECOND WITHOUT YOU = 100 YEARS...

Image Sms / ASCII Sms - Post 3

2011-02-12T06:00:00.000-08:00

A new GRAND FILM, U can watch now on your MOBILE..
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Apne bache sambhalo. Rod pe nach rhe the. A6a Hua jo mene inhe pehchan lia. Are no thanx its ok yar.
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My Sweet Butterfly Plz Go & Tell To My Sweet Friend GOOD MORNING
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G- get
A- always
N- new
E- energy
S- spirit &
H- happyness.

GANPATI BAPPA MORYA
Mubark ho Sab Se Kam SMS Krne Pr
Apko Milta H Ek Khubsurat 180 cc
Ka
GADHA

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Enjoy
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No Scale can measure our FRIENDSHIP.
Bcoz V can see where it starts, Bt Nobody can see where it Ends.. FRIENDS 4EVER..
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6 flowrs for U

1 for health

1 for love

1 for happiness

1 for frndship
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or baki 2

Kaan pe laga lo

Mast lagoge
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Apun ne brand new lieala hai.. ghar aajao, apun tumko sair kanane le chalega...

Husband Wife Sms - Post 2

2011-02-11T06:00:00.000-08:00

Man-Do u have the book 'Husband, The Master of Wife'?

Librarian-Fiction Department is on the other end, sir.
Pota-Daadi, aapne kon kon se mulk ghume hai?

Dadi-Beta, HINDUSTAN, PAKISTAN aur AFGANISTAN...

Itne main pichhe se Dada bola-Ab khali QABRISTAN ghumna baki hai.
A couple visits an art gallery. Husband keeps watching a photo of a girl covered by leaves. Wife asks him-Ab chaloge ya hawa aane ka intezar karoge???
A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace 4 deir anniversary & his Wife didnt speak 2 him for 3 months !!

Y?

Was d necklace fake?

No, dat was d Deal !!
Patni Pati Se-Breaking News Dekho, 80 Saal Ke Aadmi Ne Shaadi Kar Li..!

Pati- Sari Umar Samazdari Se Bitayi, Aakhri Me Bewakufi Kar Hi Di..!
C.A. ki wife: ye INFLATION kya hai?
C.A.: Earlier u were 36-24-36. Now u r 42-40-48. Tere pas phle se sab zyada he par teri value aj kam he yahi INFLATION he.
Arranged marriage is like u r walking and unfrtunatly a snake bites u..

But

Love marriage is going 2 d snake & sayin,
Kaatle
kaatle
le kat
le Kat na..
1 garib Ladke ki shaadi ho rhi thi.

Pandit:Kaho me apni patni ko apna sab kuchh dene ki shpath leta hu.

Pichhe se awaz ayi "Lo bechare ki cycle b gai"

Valentine Day Special Sms

2011-02-06T19:42:00.000-08:00

Log Kehte Firte Hai Jise Hum Pyaar Karte Hai Wo Ek Chand Ka Tukda Hai,

Par Unhe Kyaa Pata Jise Mai Pyaar Karta Houn Chand Uska Ek Tukda Hai.

I Love You And Happy Valentines...
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore. So, EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS ON THIS VALENTINE DAY....
Its d Month of
Kisses,Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n LuvSongs

It’s feb..

Wishng u a Love filled
Valentine Month..!!
Sweeter than the candies
lovellier than the red roses
more huggable than soft toys
that's what you're
here's wishing you a valentines day
that's as special as you're
V….is for Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .
This day of love I take a vow
To love you well through all the days
Of long and labyrinthine ways:
But I would love you anyhow
Because You r
My Valentine.
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine
U r the half of my heart. May this VALENTINE brings more happiness between us. I love you, my Valentine...
When I look at you, I can't deny there is God, Bcoz only God could have created some one as wonderful n beautiful as you, my valentine...
Eid is for all
Independance day is for all
Happy new year for all
Xmas for all
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Birthday is for me
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But I celebrate
VALENTINE'S DAY
JUST
4
YOU.
February ke Days aa rahe hai.. Taiyari shuru kr do..

7:Rose day
8:Propose day
9:Choclat day
10:Teddy day
11:Promise day
12:Hug day
13:Kiss day
14:Valntine's day
May the Valentine's Day spirit fill your heart
With love and joy on this special day.
A time to exchange messages - a spirit of love,
Sentimental verses sent in a poetic way.
Valentine Oh Valentine…..,
Darlin’ won’t you please be mine….,
My love for you is on the line…..,
Vish you Lovely Valentine….!

Bewafa Sms - Post 2

2011-02-05T06:00:00.000-08:00

Jab Bhi Kisi Ko Kareeb Paya Hai,
Kasam Khuda Ki Usi Se Dhoka Khaya Hai,
Kanto Ko Kya Dosh De Hum,
Humne To Yeh Zakhm Phoolon Se Paya Hai.!
Bottle pe bottle pine se kya fayeda dost,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Sirf ek bar Kisi ki bewafai piyo,
Pyar ki kasam umar saari nashe me guzar jayegi..!
Ab is intezar ki adat si ho gayi hai,
Khamoshi ek halat si ho gayi hai,
Na shikwa na shikayat hai aap se,
Kyu ki ab tanhai se mohabat si ho gayi hai...
Kitni Masum Si ada Hoti Hai,
Palat Kar Dekho To Hawa Hoti Hai,
Nadan Hai Jo Chahte Hai Kisi Ko Zindgi Ki Tarah,
Nahi Jante Ki Zindgi Bhi To Bewafa Hoti Hai.
Pal hi Aisa tha hum inkar na kar paye,
Zamane ke dar se ikrar na kar paye,
Na thi jinka bina zindagi munasib,
Chhod diya sath unhone aur hum sawal tak na kar paye.

Boys N Girls Sms - Post 3

2011-02-04T06:00:00.000-08:00

AajKal Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti Hai
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AajKal Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti Hai
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Grammar To Aati Nahi
aur English Me Baat Karti Hai
HEIGHT OF RESPECT

Hum Sirf Ye Soch Ke Paper Khali De Aate Hai
Ki Kahi Teacher Ye Na Kahe Ki

Dekho Aajkal Ke Bacche Bado Ko Jawab Dete Hai.
An Engineering Student called up his H.O.D. but got HOD'S wife instead on d call. "He died last week." she explained.

D next day d student called again n asked 4 d HOD.

Again wife answrd d call and said "I told u he died last week."

D next day he called again. This time wife shouted, I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR HOD, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?

He replied laughing,"I just love hearing it..!"
Ki$$iNG A GiRL
On Her Forehead Is
RESPECT
On Cheek Is
CARE
On Lip$ Is
LOVE

BT

Ki$ing In Front of Her father..
Is
"HUD HUD DABANNGG DABANNGG DABANNGG"..;-)
Boy: I love you....

Girl: meri chappal ka size pata hai kya?

Boy: Oh God, propose kiya nai ki gift maangna shuru....!!:-)
Boy:Tumhari kameez fati hui he.

Girl:Nahi ye faishon hai.

Boy:Achha khud faado to faishon aur hum fade to POLICE STATION?
Ladki k gaal pr gulab marne par:
English Girl-Darling,u r so notty.
Urdu- Nahin karo janu.
Sikh- tussi vade romantic ho.
Guj- VANDRA jeva, ankh ma vagyu.
What Can B wOrse Then Ur Gf Sendin U A Text Msg :
"Lets Break Up"
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Next Msg 4m Her Which Says :
"Sorry, Galti Se Tuje fOrward hO Gaya"
Newton's Law of "Chhichorapan":
Evry Chhichora continues to do Chichorapn until & unless a chappal or sandle wid a velocty of 9.8km/s is impressed upon his face by a beautiful girl..
This force is called Beizzati, which is directly proportional to Sharmindgi but Awarapan remains constant..

Sardar Sms - Post 4

2011-01-15T06:00:00.000-08:00

Sardar ki shadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Sardar-Ye 3 mahine me bachha kaise ho gaya?

Bibi-Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?

Sardar-3 mahina

Bibi-Aur meri shadi ko?

Sardar-3 mahina

Bibi-Aur bachha kitne mahine baad hua?

Sardar-3 mahina

Bibi-Ab total ki hua?

Sardar-Thik 9 mahine. Yar aaj kal sali ginti me bhi galtiya ho rahi hai..
Santa 2 Banta-Mere bete ka CREDIT CARD chori ho gaya hai.

Banta-Bank ko bataya?

Santa-Nahi, chor mere bete se kam kharcha karta hai.
Sabziwala sabzi par pani chhidak raha tha. Santa wahi khada tha. Kafi der ho gai to Santa jor se bola-Agar sabzi ko HOSH aa gaya ho to 1 kg. tamatar de do.
Akbar & Santa was best friends
Once Santa went to Masjid 1st time with Akbar
Akbar: Allaaa hu Akbar..!
Santa: Allaaa hu Santa..!
MATHS Teacher to Brilliant Sardar- How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
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Sardar:Juice banake de do.
Think different yaar.
Sardar: I love You Means Kya Hota Hai?

Girl: Me Tumse Pyaar Karti Hu.

Sardar: Le 1 Question Kya Puchha Tu toh Mujhse Pyar Kar Baithi
Banta was in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.

Banta: U r trying to see my wife, sit here, I'll drive!
Santa-Yaar, usne khansi ki davai mangi aur tune use julab q diya?
Banta-Oe, tune dekha nai, use ek ghanta ho gaya davai lie hue, use khansi aai? Ab voh khansi kha ne ki jurrat hi nahi karega.
Santa: Yaar aaj to 1Re. mein 4 amrood mil gaye.
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: 1Re. ka 1 usne diya, 2 main utha ke bhag gaya, aur 1 usne mujhe mara.
Banta-Sorry yaar, mai late ho gaya. Bijli chali gai thi islie main elivator main 2 ghante fas gaya tha.
Santa-Are mere saath bhi aisa hi hua. Mai bhi escellator main fas gaya tha.

Munnabhai Circuit Sms

2011-01-14T06:00:00.000-08:00

Munnabhai: Yaar circuit, ye BAPU sab noto pe hasta q hai?
Circuit: Simple hai na bhai, agar BAPU rota to sab note bhig jati na mamu?!?
Munnabhai- E Circuit, agar bina dant vala kutta kate to kya karneka?
Circuit- Bhai, aaisi situation main, bina sui wala injection laganeka...
Lamha lamha guzar jayega,
Chnd dino bad exam aa jayega,
Abhibhi waqt he thoda padle MAMU,
Tu kya Munnabhai thodi he jo,
tera paper Rustam likhne ayega.
MunnaBhai: Circuit apun ko 1 Nurse se pyar ho gayela hai, Love Letter me kya likhu?

Circuit:Bhai, Likhne ka "DEAR SISTER, I LOV U - MUNNA BHAI"
Dr. Munna to Circuit: E circiuit, ise tu Agar 1 ghante pehle le aate to me isse bacha lete
Circuit:Are bhai, 15 minute pehle to iska accidnt hua he.
Munna: Gandhiji Ne Kaha Izat Krni He To Wife Ki Kro, Khayal Rakhna He To Wife Ka Rkho, Pyar Krna He To Wife Se Hi Kro.

Circuit: Magar bhai, wife kiski?

Munna: Ye Bapu Ne Nai Bataya, is lie tu itna hi yaad rakh k wo sirf wife honi chahie.

HAPPY UTRAYAN - MAKAR SAKRANTI

2011-01-13T21:00:00.000-08:00

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Love Sms - Post 3

2011-01-08T06:00:00.000-08:00

FUNNY BUT TRUE FACT

Relationship between lovers in today's age:

You can touch each other..

BUT

You can not touch each other's mobile.!!
HEIGHT OF PANOTI

A boy and girl met last time for their break up..

Boy's father caught them,

Now, they are MARRIED COUPLE.
Life is a story written by God's own hand. I don't know how you came in my story as love, but, I request god to keep you in my story until he writes last chapter of my story.
FORCE can make everything possible in the world, but it can't create a single drop of love in anybody's heart.
TRUE LOVE is like beautiful street lamps. They may not make the distance shorter. But, they light up the path and make the journey easier and happier.
Koi anjaan jab apna ban jata hai
Na jane kyo wo bahut yaad aata hai
Lakh bhulana chaho us chehre ko magar
Aksh uska har cheez me nazar aata hai
Love Attitude Quote

"I may not love all the girls who love me

but

I really respect their choice"
Koi anjaan jab apna ban jata hai
Na jane kyo wo bahut yaad aata hai
Lakh bhulana chaho us chehre ko magar
Aksh uska har cheez me nazar aata hai
When Ur Loved Ones Commit ny mistake or Hurt u
U shuld have d Faith dat d wrong Was Only
"In-tension"
N not
"Intention"
Pyar Itna Mat Krna K Dil Reh Na Sake
Dur Itna Mat Rehna K Hum Seh Na Sake
Karte Hum B He Apse Utna Hi Pyar
Jitna Tum B aj Tak Humse Kar Na sake

Good Morning Sms - Post 3

2011-01-07T06:00:00.000-08:00

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{_(@)________(@)}? Peep..Peep..Peep..

Sorry my SmS was in traffic jam. I Hope I m not 2 late 2 say GOOD mrg! Sweet day.
Chandni raat alvida keh rahi hai
thandi hawa dastak de rahi hai
utha kar dekho najro ko jara
ek pyari si subah apko GOOD MORNING keh rahi hai!!
.+" "+" "+.
". Hello ."
..."+ .. +"
Frnd
,////, OPEN
( "-.-" ) ur
> ")(" < eyes
(") (")

It's
me
Wishing
U
A
Great
&
Luvly
Gud m@rnig.:-):-)
Waadiyo se SURAJ nikal aaya hai-
Fizaao me naya RANG chaaya hai.!
Khaamosh qu ho Aap, ab to Muskuraao-
Aap ki Muskaan dekhne aaj ka ye Din aaya hai.!!
GOOD MORNING.
     ))          ((
_((_        _))_
\__/?      \__/?
Get up! My Frd
Special COFFEE
One for You,
One for me.
Good morning,
Good ,\ ! /,
Morning _- O -_
,_,.+""-._,.+""-._ +""
Feel the freshness & touch of morning sunrise
Have a wonderful DAY!i!i!i...:-)
Have an icy icy mornings with buttering massages chocolatey call creamy thoughtsed fruity funs withplumpy play jumpy joys have scotchy day
good morning
*Beautifu| $un*
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'-.,__,.-'
*Fre$h Air*
~~~~~~~
*$weet Bird$*
* * * * *
*Kn0Ck Ur Do0r*
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*Ju$t 2 $ay U*
GOOD MORNING..!
\G\****~H
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"Nayi Subah" ka naya Nazara
Thandi Hawaa leke Aayi Paigam Hamaraa
Jago Utho taiyar ho jaao
Khushiyo se bhara rahe Aaj ka Din Tumhara.
"Good Morning"

Quotes Sms - Post 4

2010-12-24T19:23:00.000-08:00

Third person never create misunderstanding between two people. But, misunderstanding between two people creates space for third person.
Every relationship is like a glass. A scratch on any side will reflect on the other side. So, always handle everyone's feelings with CARE.
Relationships are like stapling a paper. Its easy to attach but difficult to detach. And if you try to detach, it leaves the paper damaged.
Some one asked question to Swami Vivekanand, "What is POISON?"

He gave a great answer "ANYTHING THAT EXCEEDS THAN ITS LIMIT IS CALLED POISON."
Very Good Statement By Swami Vivekanand : "Every thing is easy, when you are busy and nothing is easy when you are lazy.."
Sorry works when mistake is made..
But sorry does not work when trust is broken..
So in life do mistakes but never break the trust..
Dont worry if others dont understand u, Worry only if u can't understand urself..

Live life and love life..
An Aeroplane is always Safe at Ground. But it's not made for that. So Always take Some Meaningful Risks in life to Achieve ur dreams.

No Risk-No Returns
Keep yourself busy with something or the other. Because a busy person never has time to be unhappy..!!:'(
Message from Bhagvat Gita:
"Your mind is your great friend if you control it, but, your mind is your greatest enemy if it controls you."

Merry Christmas

2010-12-24T19:13:00.000-08:00

SMS Fun Zone
wishes
MERRY CHRISTMAS
to
all of our precious visitors.

We wish that you may get
Peace, Prosperity, Happiness
&
Good Health
in the new year.....

Informative/Knowledge Based Sms - Post 3

2010-12-18T06:00:00.000-08:00

Teacher: Wrte an essay on "If I Wer a Millionaire"
Evry 1 started writing bt nt 1boy
Teacher: Y don't u begin?
Boy: Waiting 4 my secretary

Dats attitude
Patel is the 2nd in india, 5th in asia, 11th in world most common surname.
¤ 15% of india and 70% of gujarat's business handled by patel.
¤ patel is the 6th most richest community in the world.
¤ patel surname has 423 different type of sub surnames.
¤ 65% nri are patels
¤ patel is a official surname of 43 country.
¤ in 2018 patel surname will be world's number one surname...

''PATEL'' The name is enough...
Proud to be a PATEL...:
Do u know fun in chemistry?
If u drink Ethanol (alcohol)..
U wil dance for others!
If u drink methonol(poison)
others wil dance for u! :-)
A cute kidnaping:

1smal boy wrote a leter 2 shivji "Oh my dear god pls gve me a cycle"

1week passed. He dint get d cycle.

Then he took d statue of ganeshji 4m templ n kept it in his home.N again he wrote a leter 2 shivji,"Mr.shivji, ur son is in my custody now. if u want him, give me a cycle withn 24 hrs"
LION SLEEPS 18 HRS A DAY

If hardwork is d key to succes then Donkey wud hv bn the KING of animals
Dedicatd to all my Hardworking frnz!!
Man asks God: why did you make women so beautiful.
God: So that you can love her.
Man: Why did you make her so stupid? God: So that she can love you..:-O
1Electric Tar ko dusre Elctrc Tar Se pyar ho jata hai,

To aap is pyar ka kya naam denge?

Socho..
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"CURRENT AFFAIR"
CA ki wife: Ye Inflation kya hai?
CA: Earlier u were 36-24-36. Now you are 42-40-48. Tere pas phle se sab zyada he par teri value aj kam he. Ye INFLATION he.
Definition of Human Being: - A creature that cuts trees, makes papers and writes on it: 'Save Papers'. :)
Everyone makes mistakes but only ur Girlfriends, Wife and Boss have gifted talent of Finding, Remembering and Reminding it to U..!!

Filmy Sms

2010-12-17T06:00:00.000-08:00

JINA SIRF MERE LIYE,ye sms tere liye,KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GAM sms na honge kam,FIR HERA PHERI ab sms ki bari teri,KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA hamesha sms karte rahena.
If CHEMISTRY students start making films, the names will be,
-Tera Acid Mera Base
-Rang de Benzene
-Hamara beaker aapke pas hai
-Life in Hetero
-Laga apron me dag
-3 Beckers
-Munnabhai HPCL
-Ajab estimation k gajab result
-My name is ester
-Mr.Ketone
-Jab we experimnt..

Friendship Sms - Post 3

2010-12-11T06:00:00.000-08:00

Dosti mai bat karo jaise FULL TALK TIME
Yaad karo jaise FREE ROAMING
Pyar karo jaise LIFE TIME
Zagda karo jaise NO COVERAGE
Smile karo jaise TOLL FREE
Dil se liya 1st
"D"
Love se liya 2nd
"O"
Rose se mila 3rd
"S"
Geet se mila 4th
"T"
Sathi se mila 5th
"I"
Tub jakar bani ye pyari "DOSTI"
I"""!"""I"""!"""I"""!"""I
0 1 2 3
No Scale can measure our FRIENDSHIP.
Bcoz V can see where it starts, Bt Nobody can see where it Ends.. FRIENDS 4EVER..
I LIKE 3 FRIENDS : SUN, MOON and YOU

SUN: Din me saath rehata hai

MOON: Raat me saath rehata hai

and

YOU: Life time friend.......
Apke lakh DOST hoge.
Un lakho me
"mai 1" Hu

Jara sochiye
Un 1,00,000 Dost me "1 mai" na rahu to kya hoga?
Result = 00000 to is "1" ko smbhalkar rakhna...
Aasman humse naraaz hai....,taaron ka gussa behisab hai.. Log humse jalte hain.. Kyunki chand se pyara DOST hamare paas hai..
One of best dialogue in cute friendship

When i die, dont come near my body.!
,
,
,
Bcoz

My Hands May Not Come To Wipe Ur Tears Off That Time.
Hundred words don't give pain,
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.
.
But,
a true frenz silence
hurts a lot
.
.
.
.
.
Especially in the EXAMINATION HALL..
Phulo Me "KAMAL" Paper Me "NAKAL" Samaroh Me "TAALI" Majak K Liye "SALI" Gehno Me "SONA" Chupne K Liye "KONA" Pyar Me "GAM" Or Dosti Me "HUM" Famous Hai.
Nasib par jindagi kheli jati he,
Hatho ki lakiro par taqdir payi jati he,
Khdkismat hote he wo log,
Jinke dil me aap jaise dosto ki tasveer payi jati he.

Gujarati Funny Sms - Post 4

2010-12-10T06:00:00.000-08:00

Boy :-Janu, Suteli hoy to sapnu mokal.
Jagti hoy to yaad mokal.
Hasti hoy to khusi mokal.
&
Radti hoy to aansu mokal!
Girl : vasan dhov 6u "AETHAVAD" moklu?
Varsad nu ek japtu jordar avi gyu

wah wah.

Varsad nu ek japtu jordar avi gyu

wah wah

Acp: Daya,chal jamva, apdu tifin avi gayu.
Chhokri ne chhedta chhokra ne loko a khub maryo
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chhokri ne chhedta chhokra ne loko a khub maryo
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Acp: sachu bol daya satam atham ma ketla haryo.
America java mate to plane ma javanu

Wah wah

America java mate to plane ma javanu

ACP : Daya game te thay Garba ramva to AHMEDABAD j javanu
HAPPY NAVRATRI
CID IN MEHSANA STYLE

Man ungh aav h toy mu jagu hu

Wah..wah..

Man ungh aav h toy mu jagu hu.

Acp: alya daya, yad h, mu tari fay pos rupiya magu hu..!!
What is sunday??
S-savare
U-uthya
N-nahya
D-dhoya vina
A-ame tamne
Y-yad karya..
Wishing you the day in advance..!!

ENJOY THE SUNDAY.
Je mane bhuli jay.
eno phone tuti jay.
bhukka thai jay.
chatni thai jay,
enu charger bagdi jay,
sav sadi jay,
dhumada nikli jay,
sim lock thai jay,
local call par std charge lage,
local area ma roaming no charge lage,
call karya vagar balance udi jay,
caller tune chalu thai jay,
eno number ej bhuli jay.
Pahelu sukh te

"JATE NARYA"

Ane

pahelu dukh te....?
.
.
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.
.
.
.
"FERA FARYA"
Teacher:Chintu Tara Pappa Su Kare 6e?
Chintu:Sir! HDFC na Malik 6e.
Teacher:Wah Saras! pan HDFC no Mtlb shu Thay?
Chintu:Hiralal Dabeli & Farsan Center
Koi no ACCIDENT joi ne tena par EXPRESSIONS :
U.S-OH MY GOD

PAK-YA ALLAH

S.A-O LA LA AUSIE- GOT A HIT

GUJARATI-PARTY color marvama ne marvama gusi gai..

Festival Sms

2010-12-03T06:00:00.000-08:00

@(.=.)@
()',jj,'()
()( /. )()
G-get
A-always
N-new
E-energy
S-spirit
H-happyness
wish u & ur family
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi
Har Ladki Tere Liye Bekarar Hai.
Har Ladki Ko Tera Intzar Hai.
Ye Tera Koi Kamaal Nahi.
Kuch Dino Baad
.
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.
.
===(*@)===

"RAKHI" Ka Tiyohar Hai
Sabhi friends ko suchit kiya jata hai k kal cell bandh rakhe, Because, kuchh shararati ladkiya hai jo RAKHI sms kar sakti hai. Aap ki zara si LAPARWAI aapko BHAI bana degi.
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| = = |
_| om |___________
{__~~_~~_~~_~~_~~_~

Om Namah Shivay
Har Har Mahadev
Jay Bhole

HAPPY SHIVRATRI
"Maa NAV DURGA" apko apni 9 bhujao se
1 BAL
2 Buddhi
3 yash
4 Sukh
5 Swasthya
6 Daulat
7 Abhijit
8 Nirbhidta
9 Sampannata
pradan Kare..Happy NAVRATRA..
Gokul Me Jo Kare Niwas,

Gopiyo Sang Jo Rachaye Raas,

Devki-Yashoda Jinki Maiya,

Aise Hamare Kishan Kanhaiya.

Happy Janamasthami!
Radha ki bhakti,Murli ki mithas,makhan ka swad aur gopiya ka raas inhi sabse milke banta hai janmastham ka ye din khas.

Happy janmasthami

Gujarati Shayri Sms - Post 6

2010-11-26T06:00:00.000-08:00

Lakho nirasha ni amar asha etle "MAA"
Lakho ichha ni ek abhilasha etle "MAA"
Zindagi ni raah par kelvani ni disha etle "MAA"
Upwas chhe tevu bahanu kari pote bhukhi rahi aapan'ne jamadti etle "MAA"
Duniya na vyavharo ni paribhasha etle "MAA"
Aa SMS vanchva tamaru astitva aa duniya ma chhe tenu ek j karan chhe "MAA"

"MAA" tujhe salam.
Man ne manavu sehlu nathi,
Gamti vyakti ne bhulavu sehlu nathi,
Prem ma marnar to lakho chhe duniya ma,
Pan prem ma thayeli har swikari ne jivavu sehlu nathi.
Kalpana na hati k mitrata thase,
Dil bhinjay enu naam dosti hase,
Have swargni galiona sapna sha mate jovu?
Jya tamara jeva mitro hase tya j mari jannat hase.
Gumavavanu jivan ma ghanu hoy chhe,
Pan pamva nu maapsar nu hoy chhe,
Khovayu chhe teno afsos kadi na karta,
Je na khovay ej aapdu potanu hoy chhe.
Jindagi ma hasi lo ne hasavi lyo,
Yaad kari amne be ghadi sneh ma vitavi lyo,
Shu khabar kal malya ke na malya,
Aaj na pal ne to prem thi vadhavi lyo.
Saga-vahala shabd aam to sathe bolay chhe,
Pan duniya ma avar navar evu najar pade chhe k,
Je saga hoy e vahala nathi hota ne,
Je vahala hoy e saga nathi hota.
Dur jaishu to dil ma vaat mukta jaishu,
Jivan bhar na bhulay evi yaad mukta jaishu,
Bhale pratyax na maliye roj,
Pan hamesha karso yaad evi mulakat mukta jaishu.
Koina khas bani shakay evi kismat joiye,
Jivanbhar emno prem male evi takdir joiye,
Baki prem to duniya aakhi kare chhe,
E prem chhute nahi evi hathma lakir joiye.
Nazar thi nazar malva ma 1 sec lage chhe,
1 minute ma koi gamva lage chhe,
1 kalak ma koina thi prem thai jay chhe,
to pachhi ene bhulvama aakhi jindagi kem viti jay chhe.
Sapnu nahi pan tamaro vichar aapjo,
Mara ma ek thai shake evu dil aapjo,
Hu ek nahi pan anek janam jivi laish,
Jindagi ma ek var tamaro vishwas aapjo.

Good Morning Sms - Post 2

2010-11-19T06:00:00.000-08:00

Welcome the new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face", "Love" in ur "Heart" "Good Thoughts" in ur "Mind" & U will have a wonderful day. Wish u a LOVELY MORNING.
Pyari si sweet si neend k baad,
Raat k kuchh lamho k baad,
Subah k kuchh naye sapno k sath,
Duniya me kuchh apno k sath,
Aapko pyara sa SUBH-PRABHAT.
Savere savere ho khushiyo ka mela,
Na logo ki parwah na duniya ka zamela,
Panchhiyo ka sangit ho aur mosam ho albela,
Mubarak ho aapko yeh khubsurat savera.
Hum uth gaye hai, Jis-Jis ko GOOD MORNING wish karna hai karlo, lekin dhakka-mukki mat karna, line se wish karna, DARSHAN 12 baje tak honge.

GOOD MORNING MY FANS
God created mornings so that we can say how great the previous day has been and how wonderful the next 24 hours would be!!

VERY VERY GOOD MORNING
6 u ! u .: o W
p o o 6
6 u ! l ! w S
p 3 3 >|

Confused..?

Turn your mobile upside to down and read it again.

HAVE A NICE DAY.
Namaskar:
Subah AAJTAK me aapka swagat hai.

Mukhya Samachar:
GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY

Tapman:
Aaj bhi SMS ki barish jari rahegi,
Call k badal aane ki sambhavna hai
Kahin kahin missed call bhi aa sakte hai
Din me ek do bar vibration k jhatke lagenge.

GOOD DAY
I Called You 5 Times
Bt the Line was Busy,
So Please will you go in ur balcony now
I'm Standing
Outside ur Home
My Name Is "SUN"
I Just Came 2 say u GoOd Mrng
Why the sun sets and rise every day??

Socho socho !?

So that u can wish good morning and good evening to your loving ones!
Ek-Khubsurti.!

Ek-Tajgi.!

Ek-Sapna.!

Ek-Sachai.!

Ek-Kalpana.!

Ek-Ahsas.!

Ek-Astha.!

Ek-Vishvas.!

Yahi Hai ek Achhe din Ki Shuruaat! Good Morning."

Tongue Twister Sms - 2

2010-11-05T06:00:00.000-07:00

1Pyari C surat

1maasum sa chehra

Thodi sharart

Thodi mohabat

Thodi masti

Thoda maza

Jiski pyari har 1 ada

Uska SMS Padhne ka Shukriya..
Purani story-
I love walking in RAIN, because nobody knows that I am CRYING.

New version-
I love walking in FOG, because no body knows that I am SMOKING.
Ladkiwale: Beta, drink karte ho?
Ji
Cigarette?
Ji ha
Jua-Satta?
Ha
Danga-fasad?
Ji
Sari negative baten hai, kuchh +ve bhai hai?

Ha ji, HIV +ve hai.
Pet kharab hai, golgappa kaise khaoge,

Pet kharab hai, golgappa kaise khaoge,

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Ki

.

Tum to thehre pardesi, saath kya nibhaoge..."
GOLDEN WORDS

Agar duniya me mehnat ki kadar hoti, to GADHA sabse jyada izzatdar hota.

Dedicated to all my HARD WORKING & BUSY FRIENDS.
Bhai 1ladki muje bahut tang kr rhi h
pta nhi usko mera no. kaha se mila

jab b kisi ko cal kro beech me aakr khti h

PLZ RECHARGE UR ACCOUNT
An ordinary person will be with books.
But an extraordinary person will be in that book.

Be an extraordinary person like ME...!!

I'm on "FACE BOOK".. :)"

Naughty Sms (1)

2010-10-29T06:00:00.000-07:00

Bhula Kar Bhi Kisiko Na Rulana...
Zindgi Me Sabko Hasana...
Dusman Ko Bhi Gale Se Lagana...
Phir Bhi Koi Gam De To (your cell number) Pe Phone Lagana
THOK DEGE SALEKO.
1947 Ka Bahot Famous sms

Tab mobile tha?
Jo sms hoga?
Aap log b na.!
Sms dekha nhi k mobile me angotha marne lag jate ho..!??
During my school days, my teachers were wearing SUN GLASSES. Do you know why?

Y?

Because

I was such a BRIGHT STUDENT...
Dada-Teri teacher aa rahi hai jaa kahi chhup ja.

Pota-Pehle aap kahi chhup jao, aap ki maut k bahane mene do hafto ki chhutti le rakhi hai.
What is the moral of these BLOCKBUSTERS:

Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanna
&
Titanic?

MORAL-"Jo zada sundar ladki k chakkar me pada, woh KUTTE ki maut marta hai."
Rab kare aapko sab mile
IZZAT
RUPIYA
BANGLA
STYLE
SMILE
PERSONALITY
POPULARITY
CAR
PYAR

Ab b button daba rahe ho..

MARWADI ho kya?

Tumhe aur kitna chahiye...
3 FRNDS were going 2 their room at 100th floor of the building.!
Dat day LIFT was not working! So they decided 2 tell a story 4 time pass.!
They start 2 walk on steps
1st person told action story upto 50th floor.!
2nd person told comedy story upto 99th floor.!
3rd person told1 sentiment story.!
that is
"I FORGT THE ROOM KEY IN THE CAR"
Bhai 1ladki muje bahut tang kr rhi h
pta nhi usko mera no. kaha se mila

jab b kisi ko cal kro beech me aakr khti h

PLZ RECHARGE UR ACCOUNT

Gujarati Shayri Sms - 5

2010-10-22T06:00:00.000-07:00

Milavi jam ma ame to zindagi pee gaya,
Madira to shu koi ni kami pan pee gaya,
Radavi jay chhe amne bija na dard,
Baki amara dard to ame hasine pee gaya.
Koino prem ochho nathi hoto,
Faqt aapdi apexa vadhare hoy chhe,
Dariya ne bhale lagtu hoy k teni pase pani apar chhe,
Pan ene kya khabar chhe k nadi nu devu udhaar chhe.
Kon kahe chhe prabhu na darbar ma andher chhe,
Hasta chahera juo gher gher chhe,
Sukh-dukh to ishwar ni chhe prasadi mitro,
Bas baki to manvi ni samaj samaj ma fer chhe.
Nikhalas man no nikhar alag hoy chhe,
dosti ane duniya no vahevar alag hoy chhe,
Aankho to hoy sahu ni sarkhi,
Bas jova no andaj alag hoy chhe.
Jane chhe chhata anjan bane chhe,
Aavi rite shu kam mane heran kare chhe,
Mane puchhe chhe ke tane shu game chhe,
Kevi rite kahu aene k javab khud saval puchhe chhe.
Thodi gersamaj thi saru jivay 6e
khulasa karvathi dukhi thavay 6e
jivan ma kyarek bandh baji ramvi sari
baki to 3 EKKA ma pan HAARI javay.
Na karo anuman mane kon game chhe,
Hotho par mara konu naam rame chhe,
E tu j chhe dost jeni dosti amne gami,
Baki aathamti sandhyaye suraj pan mari same name chhe.
Anek tarang hova chhata dariyo ek chhe,
Anek rang hova chhata meghdhanush ek chhe,
Parantu manas aa kem nathi samajta,
K anek dharm hova chhata ISHWAR to ek j chhe.
Koi kartu hoy prem tamne to swikari lejo,
Tute nahi koinu dil teni kadaji lejo,
Prem karvavala to bahu malse,
Pan sacha prem ne parkhi lejo.
Emni aankh ma ishara ghana hata,
Prem ma aam to shara ghana hata,
Mare to emni aankh na dariya ma dubvu hatu,
Baki ubha j rahevu hot to kinara ghana hata.

Gujarati Jokes

2010-10-15T06:00:00.000-07:00

Tamari sapno ni duniya ma jara amne yaad karjo,
Koi kaam pade to tarat sad karjo,
Mane adat chhe SMS karva ni,
Jo pasand na hoy to tamara mobile no chhuto GHA karjo.
NEW RECIPE OF MAGGI: Cricketer medan ma jay tyare pani muko, e pahelo ball rame tyare masalo nakho ane e out thaine pachho fare tyare utari lo.. Maggi taiyar.
Jivan ma pragati karva mate hamesha MAHAN (GREAT) vyakti na pagle pagle chalvu joie.

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Tamare pragati karvi hoy to..

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Hu roj savare chalva niklu chhu, aavta rejo.
Santa roj savare uthine zaad ni dali par besi jato hato, kem k....

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E MBA karva ma GANDO (Mentally disturbed) thai gayo hato ane potane BRANCH MANAGER manto hato.
Bapu 2 Santa-Mara grand father 90 varas sudhi jivya pan emne kadi glasses(chasma) no upyog nato karyo.

Santa-Barabar chhe, ghana loko glass (pyalo) no upyog nathi karta.. direct bottle ma thij p le chhe.
Teacher ek chookari ne-Taru naam shu chhe?

Chhokari-AMITABH BACHHAN NE DHAKKO MARO.

Teacher-Aa te kevu naam?

Chhokari-PUSH-PAA
Santa e cycle ni dukan kholi. Banta eni dukane aavyo ane kahyu mare cycle levi chhe, pan saral hapte (easy installments) thi..

Santa-Thik chhe, bolo pahela pendal lai jaso k seat.
Mara mitrana sapna ma ena dada aavya ane kahyu tamare jetla PAAP karva hoy etla karjo, kem k ahi NARK ma amne dival upar mand mand jagya mali chhe.

Boys And Girls Sms

2010-10-08T06:00:00.000-07:00

Why Boys Go To The Temple??

Bcoz Only there they find..
Pooja
Bhawna
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
Preeti
TRIPTI
&
MUKTI...
Likhe Jo KHAT Tujhe
Wo Teri YAAD Me
Saare k Saare
PAPA ne padh Liye
Sawera jab hua
To JUTE Pad Gaye
Wo FASHION wale Baal
HAWA me ud Gaye!
College k first day pe

Ladka-Tumhara naam kya hai?

Ladki-Yaha sabhi ladke mujhe DIDI kahete hai.

Ladka-Wow, kya baat hai, mujhe bhi sabhi JIJAJI kahete hai.
Lecture chal raha tha. 1 ladka achanak uthkar class k bahar chala gaya.

Lecturer-Ye bahar q gaya?

Ladke ka dost-Sir, usko NIND MAIN CHALNE KI ADAT HAI...
1 Ladki aapne boy friend ka cell chori se dekhne lagi k mera num kis nam se save kiya hai, JANU ya DARLING. Jab usne apne cell se call kiya to BF k cell pe likha tha MURGI NO. 5 CALLING
Boy 2 Girl-From the day, I love u, I am unable 2 smoke, drink, etc.

Girl-U r madly in love with me?

Boy-No, u emptied my pockets.
Boy-Mere sath chalogi?

Girl-Kaha?

Boy-Jaha tum kaho.

Girl-OK, POLICE STATION chalte hai.

Boy-Lo batao, ab banda aapni BAHEN se mazak bhi nahi kar sakta.??

Quotes Sms

2010-10-01T04:00:00.000-07:00

Only 2 persons In Life R Very Happy In This World..

1st MAD & 2nd CHILD..

Be a Mad To Achieve What U Desire & Be A Child To Enjoy It Without Worries.
Relations are not an Exam to Pass or Fail. Its not a Competition to Win or Lose. Its a Feeling in which U Care for Someone More Than Yourself.
Most of the people refuse to understand the secret code of success which is very simple - "Just TRY ONE MORE Time in a DIFFERENT way."
I studied everything but never TOPPED. But TODAY the toppers of best universities are my employees. -BILL GATES

FOCUS ON UR GOALS
I will choose a lazy person to do a difficult job.

Because,

Definitely, he will find an easy way to do it.
-Bill Gates
Only two GREAT DAYS in human life.

1st, the day when we were born.

&

2nd, the day when we prove why we were born.
"I may be walking slowly, but I never walk backwards." -Abraham Lincoln

"Whenever I walk backwards, it is for long jump." - Ben Jonson
No jokes would sound laughable once you have heard it already, but why the same pain hurt more than once, when we have already cried for it.
A good saying:

"I love photos because the best thing is that, it never changes even when the people in it are changed."
Never say bad luck, because Luck has a particular habit of favouring those, who don't depend on it. So, just believe in yourself and find a way to your dreams.

Sardar Sms

2010-09-24T23:00:00.000-07:00

Sardar ki girlfriend romantic mood me-Aaj mere ghar koi nahi he.. Aa jao!!
Sardar-Tu mere ghar aaja, mere ghar sab log hai, isliye tera man lag jayega.
One announcement in a fair-"Ek bachha mila hai, jin ka hai aa kar le jaiye"

Santa came there and said-Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka bachha kaisa hota hai.
Santa was reading news paper "INDIAN ATHLETE LOST GOLD MEDAL IN LONG JUMP"

Santa says "Idiot, who told him to wear a gold medal while jumping?"
In Exam

QUESTION-Prove Sin X=6n

Sardar-Canceling 'n' on both side
Si x=6
Hence proved,
Six=6
Santa diary likh raha tha.

Aaj meri behan ko bachha hone wala hai, pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki. Isliye mujhe yeh bhi nahi pata k main MAMA banunga ya MAMI
Santa ko electric chair pe bitha kar electric current se maut ki saza sunai gayi.

Jallad-Akhari khwahish kya hai?

Santa-Muze dar lag raha hai, mera hath pakad lo.
Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga "Bangalore aya, Bangalore aya, Balle Balle"

Air hostess - Sir, plz be silent.

Sardar-Ok jee, "Angalore aya, Aangalore aya, Alle Alle"

Anniversary Sms

2010-09-18T06:00:00.000-07:00

If you will open my heart
,--. .--.
'. ( .'
".)."

Then you will find that..

,- -. I .- -.
'. (LOVE) .'
".) U (."
"."

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
Marriage is the RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN in which INDEPENDENCE is EQUAL, and DEPENDENCE is MUTUAL and the OBLIGATION is RECIPROCAL.

Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary
Happy Marriage Anniversary and may your marriage be Blessed with love, joy and companionship. For all the years of your lives!
I LOVE U are the three words, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. So this is what i want to say, live in my heart and stay there 4ever!
Nothing in this world could ever be as wonderful as your love. Your love makes my days so very bright. Be with me forever.

Happy Wedding Anniversary
To the BEAUTIFUL COUPLE in whole world...

MAY YOUR ANNIVERSARY BE HAPPY AND GRAND

Happy Anniversary
That special day is here again, the day we took our vows. You're just as special to me today, as you still get me aroused.

Happy Anniversary
I found out that the best thing in my life was when you married me. Thank you my loving Wife / Husband, for the years we share. I know one thing for sure that we have make a wonderful pair.
I am sending this bouquet of LOVE 2 say that I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

I often saying these 3 words to you, but, on this SPECIAL OCCASION, I just want to REMIND you that you are my everything and my love is true.

Happy Anniversary
Hoping that the love, you shared years ago, is still as strong today as it was then. Bringing you much joy, love and happiness to celebrate again.

Happy Anniversary

Gujarati Shayri Sms

2010-09-11T06:00:00.000-07:00

6e sukh 6ata man kem udas 6e,
Jem vahe 6e nadi em jindgi jay 6e,
Khabar 6e k nathi atakti koina vagar aa duniya,
6ata koini yado Thi aankho kem 6lkay 6e..?
Pehela varsad ni komal bund moklu 6u.
Bhini mati ni sugandh moklu 6u.
Lila 6amm 6e vruxo na parno.
Antar thi khobo bhari yad moklu 6u.

HAPPY 1st RAIN
Ame jindgi ne savari ne betha,
Tame aavsho evu dhari ne betha,
Fakt tamara ek dil ne jitva,
Ame aakho sansar hari ne betha.
Nadi ni ret ma ramtu nagar male na male,
Fari aa jivan dharti par male na male,
Karu chhu yaad dil thi tamne aaje,
Kadach maru dil kale dhadaktu male na male.
Potani hasti befikar hovi joiye,
Duniya ni nazar tamari upar hovi joiye,
Kam eva karo jivan ma k bhagvan pan kahe,
Aani jaga to mari baju ma j hovi joiye.
Prem shu chhe e na puchho to saru,
Sachvo to amrut chhe,
Piyo to jher chhe,
Har raat 1 mitho ujagro chhe,
Ankh ane nindar ne sam-same ver chhe,
Aanu naam j prem chhe.
Jode chalvu e sharuaat chhe,
Jode rehvu e pragati chhe,
Jode jivvu e zindagi chhe,
Jode marvu e nasib chhe,
Pan alag rahi ne pan jode rahevu e dosti chhe.
Dariyo jem suno chhe moja vagar,
Prem ma maja na aave saja vagar,
Dawa ni koi kimmat nathi eeja vagar,
Etlej to aaj sudhi koi jivyu nathi EK-BIJA vagar.
Na jivela pal pan kyarek jivan bani jay chhe,
Aankh na ujas pan kyarek andhara bani jay chhe,
Prem karo to dosto sachavjo,
Kyarek vadhare padto prem pan dard nu karan bani jay chhe.
Jivan malyu chhe, jivi lejo,
Aankh mali chhe, duniya joi lejo,
Musibat ma ho tyare, aamne kahi dejo,
Jaan pan hajar chhe, kyarek mangi jojo.

Seasonal Sms

2010-09-04T06:00:00.000-07:00

Bundo se bana hua chota sa samandar,
Leharo se bhigi choti si basti,
Chalo dhundhe barish me bachpan ki yadein,
Hath me lekar kagaz ki kasti.

Happy Monsoon.
Jara sambhal ke chalna. Jyada bhari cheez nahi uthana. Apna khayal rakhna. Khana thik se khana..! Kyun ki 9wa mahina chalu ho gaya hai.

Happy SEPTEMBER
Aaj mausam kharab hai.

Shayed aur barish ho jaye.

Apne dimag ko plastic ki theli se dhak lena.

Qki

Khali jagah par pani jaldi bhara jata hai.
Swit sa mosam dekh kar apne swit se Friend ki swit si yaad Aayi to socha k swit sa sms kar du ta ki hamari swit si friendship me thodi switness aur Badh jae..
Kya
Apko
Pata
Hai?
Apki
In
Khubsurat
Aur
Pyari
Ank ho
K
Niche
Jo
Naak
Hai,
Wo
Beh rahi hai
Zaldi saaf karo!
Thandi hawa me mausm ka dhyan rkhna,
Apni ye dosti kayam rakhna,
Hamari dosti ki mahek zarur aygi,
Bus tum apni pyarisi Nak saaf rakhna.
THANDI ka ek FAYDA to hai
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GARMI NAHI LAGTI.

Send Me Sms

2010-08-28T06:00:00.000-07:00

Mana aap sabse ajeeb hain,
Dil k sabse kareeb hain.
Na koi call na koi SMS,
kya aap SUDAMA se b jyada gareeb hai?
Devdas ko babu ji ne kaha ghar chod do, Maa ne kaha paro chod do, Paro ne kaha sharab chod do, Par TUMSE kis ullu ne kaha sms karna chod do
Apka Balance Khatm Ho Gaya He Kya

Jo 1 Bhi SMS Nahi Kar Rahe Ho

Nasbandi Karva Lo Sarkar 1200/- Degi

Phir Balance Daal Lena

What an idea sirji..!
My smile + my joy + my pleasure + my life + my relief + my honour n my pride = ur 1 sms.

Can u estimate d price of ur 1 sms?
N A M A S K A R
Dharti par ho to 1 sms bhejo, aasman me ho to baris bhejo, swarg me ho to
apsara bhejo,agar nark mein ho to enjoy ur self........
Kanjus ke rup me aapko yaad kiya jayega,
Kanjusi ka aapko award diya jayega,
Kahi bhulse koi SMS na kar dena,
Warna yeh award bhi hath se nikal jayega...
('.')
<')I('> Oye
_/' '\_ Hello !

Sun raho ho ya nahi?

Aaj mujhe SMS tumhare padosi bhejenge kya?

Zimmedari ka koi ehsaas hai ya nahi?
New punishment for mobile owners:
MISS CALL k liye JAIL
SMS k liye UMARKAID
CALL k liye FANSI

Tum mat daro, KANJUSO ko to GOLD MEDAL milega.
Aaj SMS ka Birth Day hai.. Gift main mujhe apne INBOX ka sabse khubsurat SMS bhejo..

Image Sms

2010-08-21T06:00:00.000-07:00

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Plz dnt delete.
Its vry intrstng
See it in mirror..!

samjhe kya.
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Good Morning from 3 Idiots

Are Bhaiya..
All izz well..
GOOD MORNING
Friendship means:
U happy, I happy
U sad, I sad
U cry, I cry
U laugh, I laugh
U fall down in muddy water,

I will dance..

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Ab kha kar dusro ko forward kar dene, garmi sirf aapkohi nahi lagti hai.
Is dil ko kholo

,--. .--.
'. ( .'
  ".)."

Aram se najuk hai

Kya dikha
,- -. I .- -.
'. (miss) .'
  ".) U (."
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HAPPY MONSOON

ENJOY IT
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Hi, I m baby tortoise. Aapko GOOD DAY wish karne mujhe bheja hai, aap bhi unko wish kar dena. To ab main chalta hu..
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Om Namah Shivay
Har Har Mahadev
Jay Bhole

HAPPY SHIVRATRI

Sardar Sms

2010-08-14T06:00:00.000-07:00

Junior Sardar apne papa ki marriage cd dekh ke bola: "papa muje b apni shadi me item girls nachaani hai"

Sardar-khote de puttar! "wo sab Item girls nahi, teri mausiyan hai"
Sardar's wife: Itni rat ho gai par ye ab tak nahi aye jarur ladki ka chakkar he.

Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura sochegi.Kya pata ki truck k niche aa gaya ho??
Sardar: Doctor, Plastic surjery karvane me kitna kharcha aaega?
Dr: 5 lakh
Sardar:Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?
Sardar-Agar Operation ke dauran Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaaye To Usi Doctor Se Shaadi Kar Lena.

Biwi-Aisa Kyun Keh rahe Ho?

Sardar-To Kya Doctor ko Maaf kar du.?
Santa samundar mein dahi daal raha tha.
Banta-kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Lassi bana raha hun.
Banta-isi liye log hum par joke banate hai.Itni Lassi tera Baap Piyega?
Santa-Mere dada ne 1857 ki jang me dushman ki taange tak kaat di thi.

Banta-Gardane q nahi kati?

Santa-Wo to pahle se hi kati hui thi.
Nurse: Mubarak ho, aapke ghar beta paida hua hai.

Santa: Wah, kya technology hai, meri biwi hospital main hai aur bachha ghar paida hua hai.
Jo DIL main dard de use DILDAR kahete hai,

Wah wah,,

Jo DIL main dard de use DILDAR kahete hai,

Aur

Aur

Jo SAR main dard de use SARDAR kahete hai..

Quotes Sms

2010-08-07T06:00:00.000-07:00

We Love Ourselves Even After Committing So Many Mistakes.

How Can We Hate Others for Their One Mistake.

So think Before Hating Some1
A Sunset Here is A Sunrise on The Other End of The World. Never Give up, B'coz What Appears 2 b the End, May Actually B A Beginning of New Opportunity.
Always Refresh your Mind,
Delete your Mistakes,
Create your Own Dream,
Minimize your Negative Thoughts,
Maximize your Target,
Shut Down your Worry.
Troubles are like a Washing Machine. They Twist, Turn & Knock us around, but in the End we come out Brighter & Better than Before..

This is Life
Most used alphabet
"A"
Doesn't appear in spellings of 1 to 999.

It appears 1st time In 1000 & continues.

Moral: HUGE SUCCESS REQUIRES PATIENCE..
Fact of life:

Whom u don't need Today, u will need them Tomorrow. Whom u reject today, will never again accept u Tomorrow

Value the relationship.
In Life Every Situation has a Hope & an End.
It Depends On U,
How U Deal With Them.
U Can Look At It As a Hopeless End.
Or
As an Endless hope.
Prayer is really a quality of love. No words to express it, nobody to address it, it is a song in the heart, just a stirring of the deepest in you.
Life is a Train.
Love is a Vain.
Family is a Chain.
Experience is a Gain.
Knowledge is a Brain.
But above all
Gud Relationship is Main.
The happiest people don't have EVERYTHING in life. They just make the BEST of EVERYTHING that life brings their way! Stay..Happy..4ever..;-)

Gujarati Funny Sms

2010-08-03T06:35:00.000-07:00

1 Gamda na bapa e tena foreign ma rehta dikra ne phone karyo.
Helo, Chhagan chhe?
Dikrani wife: No, A "BATH" maa chhe.
Bapa-Ghadik chhuto melone mare vaat karvi chhe.
Most amazing lines said by KATHIYAWADI lover to his love while BREAK UP..

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"Haal, Haal, Haltini tha."
Ek darudiyo roj daru pi ne SHIVJI na mandire darshan karva jato hato. Ek divse pujarie Shivji ni murti kadhi ne GANESHJI ni murti muki didhi.

Ganeshji ni murti joi darudiyo bolyo: CHHOKRA, TARA BAPA NE KEJE K KAKA AAVYA HATA.
Teacher-Water nu chemical formula kaho.

Student-H2MgCl NaCl HN03 CaCo3Ca (OH)2SnIN HgNiHCL(COOH)

Teacher-Aa shu chhe?

Student-Aa municipality nu water chhe.
Bapu ne koi e puchyu-Bapu, aaj-kaal shu business karo chho?

Bapu-Wooden Articles

Manas-Em..! Special item kai?

Bapu-DAATAN
Doctor-Mr. Patel, tamari patni na upar na hoth par tanka leva padse.

Patel-Ketlo kharcho thase, saheb?

Dr-250 rupiya

Patel-Aa lo 500 ane banne hoth siwi nakho.
AFRICAN PJ

Sambhali na shakti hoy evi Negro stree ne shu kahevay?

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"BLACK BERRY"
BAPU NI SHAYRI

Chand ne lavu tara chok ma
Gulab ni pankhadi lagavu tara hoth ma
Hira no har peravu tari dok ma

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Pan hamna MANDI ma tu mari PATTAR thok ma...

Informative/Knowledge Based Sms

2010-07-21T08:54:00.000-07:00

A fantastic sign board kept in highways 4 encouraging slow driving..

"Mr.LATE"

is always better than

"LATE Mr...."
USA government has issued a public notice for patel. That, "PATEL need not to apply for H1N1". Because it is not a VISA process."
A sentence outside one temple.

Why should we believe in GOD ??
Bcoz "There are some questions which can not be answered by GOOGLE"
JOB IN AIRTELL

Send your Bio-data to jobs@airtell.in
Last Date:18 Jan
Location: AHMEDABAD
Salary: 20000 pm
Work: Airtell k tower pe baith k VODAPHONE k signals rokne hai.
Air Hostess Pathan se-Sir, Aap kya lena pasand karoge?

Pathan-Hamare liye TAAVEEZ wala chai lao.

Air Hostess-Abe Khajur, woh TAAVEEZ nahi, DEEP TEA hai.
U know, what is the largest word in English language?

It is "SmileS", BCOZ, there is mile between two S (S mile S). So spread smiles everywhere.
AFRICAN PJ

What do u call a Negro lady, who is not able to hear?

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"BLACK BERRY"
DESI DARU MOVIES

Bunty anur Baatli
Soda Akbar
Do aur do scotch
Jab we tunn
Rab ne pila di thodi
Kisme kitna hai rum
Hum tight ho chuke sanam
LO AA GAYA TIME TABLE, FOR NEW EXAM UP TO 2010 END...

4 June - Raajneeti
18 June - Raavan
2 July - I have love story
16 July - Lamhaa
30 July - Kajraare
6 August - Aisha
10 September - Dabang, No Problem
24 September - Crook
1 October - Anjana-Anjani
17 November - Guzaarish
24 November - Golmaal-3, Patiala House
3 December - Rockstar
24 December - Tees Maar Khan

Time table note kar k aage forward kar do, Sabko jarurat hai iski.
Teacher-Jiska dil toot jata hai uska GENERAL KNOWLEDGE weak kyu hota hai?

Studant-Kyuki, "JAB DIL HI TOOT GAYA, HUM G.K. KYA KARENGE..."

Love Sms - 2

2010-06-26T04:20:00.000-07:00

Humare Aansu pochh kr wo muskurate hai
Unki isi ada se wo dil ko churate hai
Haath unka chu jaaye humare chehre ko
Issi ummid me hum khud ko Rulate hai..
Pooch is dil se kitne paigam likhta hu,
Ishq me guzri baate tamam likhta hu,
Pagal ho jati he wo kalam bhi,
Jis se uska naam likhta hu..
How pathetic we humans are..

IF we HATE some1, we tell it
without fear..

IF we love some1, we fear to tell..

AMAZING BUT TRUE
Closeness does not come when v r 2gthr. It comes when V are apart & realize that despite not talking v never 4get each other..
Tuze dil se juda kabhi hone nahi denge,
Nind bhi aye to sone nahi denge,
Teri muskan hume itani pyari hai ki,
Hamari maut pe bhi tumko rone nahi denge.!
Truth of Life: "Never Play With Feelings Of Others."

Because U may win the Game but the Risk is that U will surely Lose the Person.
Birth is start of Life, Love is Art of Life, Problems R part of Life, But YOU R THE HEART 0F MY LIFE
The cutest proposal from a sweet girl to a sweet little boy.

Girl-Hey, I have forgotten my SURNAME. Can I use yours forever?
Aie chand tu chamak ya na chamak,
Mujhe iss baat ka koi gam nahi,
Kyoki yeh SMS padhne wala bhi ek chand hai,
Jiske pyar ki chamak tujse kam nahi.

Hindi Poetry (Shayari) Sms - 2

2010-06-12T05:31:00.000-07:00

Apne gamo ki u numaish na kr,
Apne nasib ki u azmaish na kr,
Jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega,
Roz roz use pane ki khwaish na kr..
Rasmo riwajo ki wo parwah karte hai.
Mohobbat me jo log gunah karte hai,
Ishq to wo junoon hai yaroo,
Jisme deewane kusi se khud ko tabah karte hai.
Din bit jate he suhani yade bankar,
Bate rah jati he kahani bankar,
Par kuchh log hamesha dil ke karib rahenge,
Kabhi muskan to kabhi ankho ka pani bankar.
Zindagi ko khushiyon ne pukara hai,
Sada muskurao aap ye sandesha humara hai,
Phool khilte rahe jeevan me aapke,
Kaanto k liye daman humara hai.
Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
Jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga,
Us jahan k sare hasin nazaro ki kasam,
Aap sa hasin dost dusra nahi hoga.
Ruthe jo zindgi to mana lenge hum,
Mile jo gam to nibha lenge hum,
Bas sath rahe na humare jindgi bhar,
To Girte huwe aansuo me bhi muskura lenge hum.
Dil ki mehfil me Ujala kijiye,
Roj Sweet se SMS bheja kijiye,
Zindagi Khubsurat ban jayegi janaab,
Apno k liye thoda Waqt Nikaala Kijiye...!
Ek to apse mulakat nahi hoti,
Hoti he to fir baat nahi hoti,
SMS karke dil nahi bharta,
Q ki usme apki pyari si aawaz nahi hoti.
Kuch aise din bhi meri zindagi me aye hai,
Ankhe roti rahi honth muskuraye hai,
Sab se zyada jo dur gaye mujhse,
Jane q sabse zyada wahi yaad ate hai.
Raste aise ho jo chalne ko majbur kare,
Maikhane aise ho jo peene ko majbur kare,
Jab maut ka daman thamna chahe koi,
To pyar aisa ho jo jine ko majbur kare.
Socha na tha kabhi aisi DOSTI hogi,
Manzilo k sath raahe b hasti hogi,
JANNAT ki galiyo k khwab q dekhu,
Agar hum sab Dost sath honge to NARAK me b MASTI hogi.

Good Night Sms

2010-06-04T21:54:00.000-07:00

Pyare se Dost ko salam hamra,
Din kaisa raha ye sawal hamra,
Kal fir SMS bhejenge ye vaada hamara,
Par abhi GOOD NIGHT ka payaara paigam hamara
A late Night SMS doesnt mean that I m disturbing u.It means u'r the last person about whom i am thinking before closing my eyes. Good Night
()''''()
( ' o ' )
===(,,)==(,,)===

Uff
Thak gae hum aap ki divaar per chadte chadte.

Sirf Good Night kehne k liye aye he.!!
I wish moon always be full & bright,
U always be cool & right,
Whenever u go to switch off the light,
Remember that I am wishing u Good Night.
Sa Sa Re

Sa

Ni Ni

Sa Re

Sa

Re Sa

Dha Ni

Pa

Sa

Bas mere INDIAN IDOL raat bahot ho gai hai, soja.
Sun is switched off
Stars r switched on
Blue sky turns black
A cool night is coming
So go to bed and Good Night.
DUNIA me reh K SAPNO me Kho Jao,
KISIKO Apna Banalo YA Kisi ke Ho Jao,
Agar kuch bhi nahi Hota To DON'T WORRY,
CHADAR TAKIA LO AUR SO JAO...!!!

Good Night
G-Go to bed
O-Off the lights
O-Out of tensions
D-Dreams come
N-Nice sleep
I-Ignore worries
G-Get up early
H-Have a nice day
T-Thank God always.
Gud N8
Oye tenu ki lagda hai mai tenu Disturb karan vaste msg karia si o na ji na mai to tenu ge wish karan vaste msg karia si. Chaloji swt wala Good Night.

Friendship Sms

2010-05-29T05:37:00.000-07:00

A SPECIAL FRIEND IS HARD 2 FIND....THEY ARE RARE & ONE OF A KIND...I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE ONLY A FEW....ATLEAST I HAVE THE BEST THT INCLUDES YOU..

Frienship is not History 2 remember, It's not Maths 2 calculate, It's not English 2 learn. It's like Blue Film-No need 2 Understand it.. Just enjoy it.

A sweetest frd is like a pillow.. When u r tired u sleep on it, when u r sad u drop tears on it, when u r angry u punch it & when u r happy u hug it.

True friends r like morning. U can't have them 4 whole day, but u can b sure they vl b there 4 u 2day, 2morow & always.

Zamana Guzar Gaya Hatho Ko Milaye Huve,
Muddat Ho Gayi Nazro Ko Milaye Huve,
Din Rat Nikal Gaye Yadon Me Khoye Huve,
Kab Samne Aoge Dost Muskurate Huve.

Do u know about d things which live after death?

Eyes-31min
Brain-10min
Legs-4hrs
Skin-5days
Bones-30days
&
Most Imp our RELATION$HIP 4 EVER.

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Magar Phir Bhi,1 Rupia Lakh Se
Nikal Jaye To Wo Bhi Lakh Nai Rehta,
Aap Hamare in Lakhon Doston Me
Bus Wohi 1 Rupya ho.

Gujarati Shayri Sms

2010-05-17T04:48:00.000-07:00

Text of this post in Gujarati

Prit ne mari dil ma j rakhu chhu,
Aasune nayan thi dur rakhu chhu,
Bewafa aa jag ma vafadari rakhu chhu,
Mane bhuli janara ne pan hu hamesha yaad rakhu chhu.

Orda ma 1 chitrea hoy to purtu chhe,
Jivan ma 1 mast mitra hoy to purtu chhe,
Milavelo hath bhale hoy sav melo,
Dil thi prem pravitra hoy to purtu chhe.

Irsha thai hati mane mara janma samaye,
Radto hato hu ne hasati hati duniya,
Badlo laish chokkas mara mrutyu samaye,
Hasto jaish hu ne radti hase juniya.

Samjatu nathi ej k su game chhe,
Khusi game chhe k gum game chhe,
Pan ek vaat to chokkas chhe Dost,
K tara sath ni har ek pal mane game chhe.

Sagar ne kinare besi koi radtu hase,
Tamne yaad karine koi hastu hase,
Jara tamara dil par hath rakhi vichari to juvo,
Tamara mate pan koi zindagi jivtu hase.

Hamesha majak ma thodi sachhai hoy chhe,
Khali khali puchva ma pan janvani ichha hoy chhe,
Bekhabar ne pan thodi khabar hoy chhe,
Ne 'I don't care' ma pan thodi CARE hoy chhe.

Vaheli sawar ni gulabi thandi ma phoolo ni rangoli sushobhit thai, Ughaadi aankho e yaad karya tamne to divas ni sharuvat aloukik thai.. SHUPRABHAT.

Sambandh ni dharti par jyare vishvas varse chhe,
Tyare j emathi sneh ni sodam prasre chhe,
Apexa ni aag jya vadhare hoy,
Ej vyakti prem na varsad mate tarse chhe.

Jindagi malvi e nasib ni vaat chhe,
Mrutyu malvu e samay ni vaat chhe,
Pan mrutyu pachhi pan koi na hraday ma jivta rahevu,
E jindagi ma karela karmo ni vaat chhe.

Samjya vagar koine pasand n karta,
Nasamaj ma koine gumawi pan na deta,
Gusso shabd ma hoy chhe dil ma nahi,
Ema sambandh upar j purnaviram na muki deta.

Gujarati Shayri Sms

2009-09-22T11:21:00.000-07:00

Koine prem ni khabar nathi hoti,
To koine prem ni asar nathi hoti,
Bahu thoda ne male chhe sacho prem aa jagat ma,
Pan male chhe tene kadar nathi hoti.

Vishwas ni 1 dori chhe aa prem,
Yuvan haiya ni aa majburi chhe aa prem,
Na mano to kai nathi pan mano to,
'Dwarkadhish' ni pan kamjori chhe aa prem.

Dosti nu mithu dard gayab hoy 6,
Shabdo ma chhupayeli 1 gazal hoy 6,
Manma bharya hoy chhe shabdo ghana,
Pan VISHWAS ej sacho vikalp hoy 6.

Sambandh aapna sachvay evu karjo,
vafa na fulo na karmay evu karjo,
bahu ochhi mulakat ma bandhay 6 sambandho,
pan jindagi bhar na bhulay evu karjo.

Dosti ma jivjo, Dosti ma marjo,
Himmat na hoy to dosti na karjo,
Zindagi nathi amane dosti thi pyari,
Dosto matej chhe zindagi amari.

Abbreviation Sms

2008-10-26T23:00:00.000-07:00

Friend means..

F: free frm all formalities
R: right 2 say anything
I: in any way
E: either gud or bad
N: no sorry no thanks
D: datna pitna also

COLLEGE means

C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-G irl,
E-Equally..

Thats why boys go to college regularly.

DOSTI kya hai

D-Dukh kabi na de
O-Or apna bana le
S-Sari zindgi jo sath de
T-Takdir jo sawar de
I-Isi rishte ko kehte hai

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling, it means...
With Idiot For Ever

ALONE means...

A-All the time i think of u..
L-Lonely i m without u..
O-On my mind its only u..
N-Never ever i will forget u..
E-Everyday i miss u.

DOST KA MATLAB

D=Dard me bhi jo sath ho.
O=Oro se jyada khas ho.
S=Sabse pyara jiska ahsas ho.
T=Tum par jisko apni sanso se jyada vishwas ho..

ENGINEER means

E : Eager
N : Noble
G : Genuine
I : Inventional
N : Natural
E : Enthusiastic
E : Energetic
R : Restless

SHEIKH means

S: Sincere
H: Hard Worker
E: Energetic
I: Inteligent
K: King of Mind
H: Honest

G: God
O: Offers us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2

M: Make us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: Newday 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God

GUD MORNING

Animal Sms

2008-10-26T22:00:00.000-07:00

Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai ki insan pehle Bandar tha.

Dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hote ho to lagata hai ki insan aaj bhi Bandar hai....

Santa:Exam se gabhra na mat..
Tu Sher ka Puttar he..!

Beta:Ji papaji Teacher bhi yehi kehti he ki tu kise jaanwar ki he aulaad he..!;)

Santa=Tu to offic me bada SHER bana ghumta he, ghar me kya ho jata hai?

Banta=Hota to SHER hi hu, gharpe bas "DURGA" sawar ho jati hai.

Teri dosti me diwane ho gaye,
Tuje apna banate-banate begane ho gaye,
Pukar le ek bar pyar se mere dost,
Gadhe ki aawaz sune jamane ho gaye.

Teacher:What is the difference between Fly & Mousqito?

Student:Fly & Mousqito both r doctors.Fly check the patiants & Mousqito give injection to them.

Teacher: Give five names of wield animals.

Student: Sher, Sher ka baap, Sher ki maa, Sher ka bhai aur Sher ki bahen.

Ek Sher ki shaadi main ek chuha bahut jor-shor se naach raha tha, to logo ne use puchha k itna q naachta hai.

Chuha bola ye mere bhai ki shadi hai.

Log bole sher tere bhai kaise hua?

To Chuha bola Shaadi se pahele main bhi Sher tha.

Teacher: Agar main gadhe ko uske malik se maar khane se bachau to ye mera gadhe k prati konsa prem hai?

Puri class joro se: "BHATRU PREM"

Do u know which is the oldest animal in this world?

Of curse, it is Zibra

BCoz, still now it is in BLACK & WHITE.

Chuhe ne Sherni ko propose kiya..

Sherni Boli : Abe saale chuhe apna size to dekh?

Chuha bola : arre meri jaan size pe mat ja confidence to dekh....!

Chinti aur Hathi ki shadi ki baat chali, to Chinti k gharwalone hathi ko ek solid reason se reject kar diya....

Puchho kya....

Unhone bola Ladke K Daant Bahar hai...

Teacher:"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field." Make this correct.

Student:A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.

Teacher:Why?

Student:Sir, Ladies first...

(_),,~.____
"\,/" :. : :.)'\,
!,!,!"""!,!,!"

JA MERE BAIL JA.

JO MUJE SMS NAHI BHEJE.

USKE MOBILE PE GOBAR DAAL KE AAJA.

Once an ant decided to jump from a helicopter

But she didn't die

Why ??
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BCoz

The helicopter was on ground

2 Snakes seating in the jungle..

Female Snake kissed Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake started singing
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Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma

1 bakri thi diwani si 1 bakre pe wo marti thi sarmake punch hilake galiyo se gujrti thi jab b milti thi photo tumari de k pucha karti thi ye BAKRA kaha milega

Bewafa Sms

2008-10-25T23:00:00.000-07:00

Ek rat dhadkan ne pucha, tu dosti me itni kyu khoyi hai.
Tab dil se awaz ayi, dosto ne hi di hai khushiya sari, warna pyar kar k to aksar hr ankh royi he..

Pyar=Dukho ka Bazar
Premi=Dukho ka kharidar
Premika=Dukho ki dukandar
Mata-Pita=Bich ki diwar
Bahen=salahkar
Bhai=pitne ko taiyar

Ye he love ka Big Bazar.

Unse Door Jane Ka Irada Na Tha,
Sda Sath Rehne Ka Bhi Wada Na Tha,
Woh Yaad Na Karnge Jante The Hum,
Par Itni Jaldi Bhula Denge Pata Na Tha.

Heart told 2 eyes
"See less bcz u will see n I will suffer a lot."

Eyes replied 2 the heart "Feel less bcz u will feel n i will cry a lot."

Nasibo k khel b Ajeeb hote he,
Pyar me Aansu hi Naseeb hote he,
Kaun hona Chahta he apno se juda,
Par aksar bichadte he wo jo karib hote he.

Be careful to whom u give ur heart, coz When u give ur heart to someone,

U r not only giving
That person right 2 love u,
But also d power 2 hurt u..

TAJ MAHEL kuchh logo k liye ajuba hai,
Kuchh k liye mohabbat ka aehsas hai,
Hamare liye bakvas hai,
Kyuki roj hamari badalti 'MUMTAJ' hai..

Dete hai kyo ye dard bas hamiko,
Kya samjege wo in ankho ki nami ko,
Lakho deewane ho jis chand k,
Wo kya mehsus karenge ek taare ki kami ko.

Boys N Girls Sms

2008-10-25T22:00:00.000-07:00

Pani dekh k pyas lagti hai,
Shadi dekh k aas dikhti hai,
Hum logo ko kaise samjhaye,
Har jhakas ladki ki 'MAA' hume apni SAAS Lagti hai.

Sir 2 Student-What is the similarity between girlfriend and mobile?

Student-Sir, both r disconnected when there is 'NO CURRENCY'

GIRLS poem:
pati mera aisa ho
purse me jske paisa ho
lambi jski height ho
guse ka wo light ho
jb sas se fyt ho
to vo kahe
janu tum hi RYT ho

Newtons 1st Law of ishq

The force applied 4 proposing a girl by a boy is equal & opposite
2 d force applied by girl while using her sandal

Ek Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh k bola-
"Lafz tere Geet mere, Ghazal koi sunau kya?

Ladki-"Hath mera Gaal tera, Kan k niche bajau kya."

Bikhari PURPOSE 2 a GIRL"Do u Love me?"

Girl-Shakal dekhi hai apni.. Isse achha to main suicide karlu.

Bikhri-Sali mar jayegi par ksis GARIB k kaam nahi aayegi.

Dil k Zakhm kisi ko dikha na sakoge,
Dil me jo hai kisiko bata na sakoge,
Karoge jawani me jo GF pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sakoge...

Boy 2 Girl-Come in to my heart.

Girl-Sendal nikalu kya?

Boy-Hat pagli, mera dil koi mandir thodi na hai, sendal pahen k hi aaja...

3 Fastest means of communication

1: Tele-Phone
2: Tele-Vision
3: Tell-A-Women

Need still faster?

Tell her not to tell anyone.

Girl:Chalte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jati Hun Me,Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jati Hun Me,Kya Yahi Pyar He?

Boy:Nahi Ye Kamzori he, "Glucon-D Pia Karo!"

Rahul Gandhi: Mom apki vajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi..

Sonia Gandhi: Kyon?

Rahul: Har taraf likha hai sonia ko BAHUMAT do.

Boy: Ladkiyan BUS jaisi hoti hai... Ek jati hai to dusri mil jati hai...

Girl: Ladke AUTO RICKSHOW jaise hote hai... Ek bulao to das aa jate hai...

Celebrity Sms

2008-10-24T23:00:00.000-07:00

Dream is not what you see in sleep. It is something that does not let you sleep. -Abdul Kalam

Ek din Narad dharti par BEER pine aye.

12 botal pilane k baad Waiter: Aapko chadti kyo nahi?

Narad: Main BHAGWAN hu.

Waiter: Chad gayi saale ko.

Kaun si DEVI ka PRASAD India me famous hai?

Socho

Dimag ki batti jalao

Nahi jali?

Arre yaar, Rabdidevi ka Laluprasad

Ha Ha Ha

What is the similarity between a student & Aamir khan in Ghajini?

Ans: 15 min me sab bhul jate hai.

John Abraham & Bipasha Basu got maried.

A black baby born.

John-Why the baby is black?

Bipasha-U r hot, I'm hot. So, baby jal gaya.

Dheerubhai Ambani ka aakhri sapna tha k har BHIKHARI k haath main mobile ho.

Aur aaj Tumne vo sapna pura kar diya..!!

TAJ MAHEL kuchh logo k liye ajuba hai, Kuchh k liye mohabbat ka aehsas hai, Hamare liye bakvas hai, Kyuki roj hamari badalti 'MUMTAJ' hai..

Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student: He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to get his girl..

Apna purse kholo or usme se 1000 ka note nikalo. Gandhiji ka photo dek kar bolo"HAPPYBIRTDAYBAPU"wo note le k yaha aao,birtday celebrt karenge.JAY GANDHIGIRI

Ek bar Gandiji k head par 8-10 baal aaye.Wo hajam ke paas gaye.

Hajam ne gusse me pucha CUT karu ya COUNT karu?

Bapu vinamrata se bole..

'COLOUR' karo!

Waah Re GANDHI..

Kya chali
Teri aandhi

Aaya tha
Langot mai

Aur
Ghus gaya.

5
10
20
50
100
500
Aur
1000
Ki Note Me.

DEEWAR 2

AMITABH: Mere pas bangla he gadi he. Tumhare pas kya he?

SHASHI KAPOOR: Mere pas bhi bangla he gadi he.

AMITABH: Abe to MAA kiske pas he!?

Rahul Gandhi: Mom apki vajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi..

Sonia Gandhi: Kyon?

Rahul: Har taraf likha hai sonia ko BAHUMAT do.

Festival Sms

2008-10-21T23:00:00.000-07:00

Sada haste raho jaise haste hai phul,
Duniya k sare gum tumhe jae bhul,
Charo taraf faile khushiyo k geet,
Isi ummid k sath tumhe Id MUBARAK.

Rani
Kajol
Isha
Aish
Tanu
Shilpa
Sush
Katrina
Karishma

Aur aapki

Chhoti didi KARINA ne aap k lie RAKHI bheji hai plz aake lejana.

May KRISHNA come to ur house and take away all ur makhan and misari with all ur worries and shower his blessings on u and ur family.
HAPPY B'DAY TO LORD KRISHNA

Maa Durga Aapko Apni 9 Bhujao Se:

1-Bal
2-Buddhi
3-Aishwarya
4-Sukh
5-Swasthya
6-Daulat
7-Abhijeet
8-Nirbhikta
9-Sampanta

Pradan Karien.

Maa Jagdmba ni Aradhana na aa parva ma aap Maa Jagdmba ni Daya, Krupa ne pamo tevi prarthna, shubhechcha sathe, happy Navaratri.

Aa NAVARATRI AATHAM na pavitra parva nimite MAA AMBAA tamne SUKH, SAMRUDDHI & SAMMPATI pradan kare tevi SHUBHKAMNA।

MAA ki jyot se
Noor milta hai
Sab ke dilo ko
Surur milta hai
Jo bhi jata hai
MAA ke dwar pe
Kuchh na kuchh
to jarur milta hai
JAY MATADI

SHUBH NAVRATRI

N-nav
A-arti
V-vandna
R-roshni
A-aradhana
T-tez
R-rkhne wali
A-AMBEY MAA apki mnokamnaye puri kren.

¤HAPPY NAVRATRI¤

N-Nav chetna
A-Akhand jyoti
V-Vighna nashak
R-Ratjageshwari
A-Anand dayi
T-Trikal darshi
R-Rakshan karti
A-Anand mayi
May Maa Durga Bless U

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Aise Kya Dekh Rahe Ho.
500gm Garam JALEBI DASHERA k lia bheji hai.

HAPPY DASHERA

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28.-Happy dipawali

AND

29.-Happy New Year

Q sabse pahele wish kiya na!!

Kumkum Bhare Kadmo Se Aaye LAYXMIJEE Apke Dwar
Sukh Sampati Mile Aapko Apar
Deepawali Ki subhkamnaye Kare Sweekar
Wish u HAPPY DIWALI & HAPY NEW YEAR.

"Flowerful"-DHAN TERAS
"Colourful"-RANGOLI
"Joyful"-DIPAWALI
"Peaceful"-NEW YEAR

Be happy it's a "Successful New Year" 4 U & Ur Family
Gul ne gulfam bheja hai, Sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho apko naya saal, Hum ne ye piagam bheja hai..
"HAPPY DIWALI & HAPPY NEW YEAR"

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah NAAM hoga,
Din raat VYAPAR bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge SARTAJ,
Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap k liye
Is Dipavli k shubh avsar par

The FOUR Looks:
Look Back & get Experience.!
Look Forward & see Hope.!
Look Around & find Reality.!
Look Within & find Confidence.!
Happy Diwali & New Year..

With gleam of Diyas & the Echo of the Chants May Happiness & Contentment Fill Your life.
Wishing you & your family a very HAPPY DIWALI & Prosperous NEW YEAR..

12 month of HAPPINESS, 52 weeks of FUN, 365 days SUCCESS, 8750 hours GOOD HEALTH, 52600 minutes GOOD LUCK, 3153600 seconds of JOY and that's all 4 u in NEW YEAR !!

Dil ko DhaDkan se pehle, Dost ko Dosti se pehle, Pyar ko Mohabbat se pehle, Khushi ko Ghum se pehle, Aur Apko Sabse Pehle, HAPPY Daiwali.

Apako ashirwad mile Ganesh se
Vidya mile Saraswati se
Daulat mile Laxmi se
Pyar mile Sab se

Iss Diwali k avasar par
Yahi duwa hai is dil se

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Friendship Sms

2008-10-21T22:00:00.000-07:00

LIC launches new frendship policy "JEEVAN DOST" assured frndship for whole life @ premium of just one sms everyday.

To register, smile now.

A lot of ants wer roaming around ma phone. I was wondering hw come?

Den i realized dat ma phone book contains contact of a $weet frnd like u. (';')

DOSTI
-Kaho to do lafz,
-Mano to bandgi,
-Socho to gehra sagar,
-Dubo to zindagi,
-Karo to aasan,
-Nibhao to muskil,
-Bikhre to sara zamana,
-Simte to Sirf Tum.

Dil me dosti ki muskan banaye rakhna
Kuch na ho to bhi yadon ko sajaye rakhna,
Chahe na ho mulakaton ke silsile
To bhi ye khoobsurat rishta banae rakhna

Don Se Dosti "Jaan Ko Khatra"
Pagal Se Dosti "Dimag Ko Khatra"
Ladki Se Dosti "Dil Ko Khatra."
Aur Apun Se Dosti
Bole To
"Waqt Bewaqt SMS Ka Khatra...(?)

A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes aways.
A true friend is like the air
some times silent but alws around us, as u n me

Dost sabse kharab Kirayedaar hote He.
1)Aapke dil me rahete he
2)Uska kiraya b nahi dete
3)Na hi dil ko khali karte he
4)Jab jaate he to dil tod kar jate he.

Warning 2 all friends who don*t smoke n drink-

"One day U will lose all ur friends."

They will all die, U will be left alone.

Ur sweet as
Chocolate,
Meetha
as Gulabjamun,
Raseela as Rasgulla,
Cool as Ice cream.
Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye, kahin mere Dost ko cheetiyan na kha jaye!

Pyar nahi to college bekar, Sugar nahi to kofi bekar, Love nahi to Life bekar, dream nahi to night bekar, or aap jasa dost nahi to dosti bekar.

MUST READ:
Ek din zindagi aese mukam pe pahuch jayegi..dosti to sirf yaadon me reh jayegi..
Har cup coffee yaad doston ki dilayegi..aur haste haste fir aankhein nam ho jayegi.
Office ke chamber me classroom nazar ayegi..par chahne pe bhi proxy nahi lag payegi.
Paisa to bahut hoga..magar unhe lutane ki wajah hi kho jayegi.
Jee le khulke is pal ko mere dost kyuki zindgi ye palo ko fir se nahi dohrayegi...!
Dedicated to All My Friends!

Jaise taaro ke saath akaash he, Vaise sachhi dosti ke saath vishwaas he, Dil ki nazro se dhundoge agar, Hum har waqt apke aas-paas he.

If A=1 B=2 C=3 and Z=26 then L+O+V+E=54 and F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108 intresting friendshp is double than love."So any problem any time 108 is ready..!!"

A"smile"is a sign of joy, a"hug"is a sign of luv,a "laugh" is a sign of happiness & a "friend" like me is a sign of ur dam gud choice!!

Hi,
I m Police Oficer
&
U R undr Arest
Bcoz
Jitne Pyare Or Sweet Aap Ho itna Pyara Hona Kanuni Jurm He
Is Liye Aap Ko "Dil" Me Umar Qaid Ki Saza Di Jati he.

Police-100
Love-143
Fraud-420
Devil-666
Muslim-786
Emergency-108
n
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Yaro ki 24hour service jab marji SMS karo,
Call karo.!

I m nt the perfect frnd tat ur luking 4. May, be nt evn de best among othrs u hv
bt surely i m a simple frnd who alwys wants 2 c u..

Zikr hua jab khuda ki rahmato ka,
Hamne khud ko sabse khushnasib paya,
Tamanna thi ik pyare se dost ki,
khuda khud dost bankar aapke roop mein Aaya

Vo pal b kya pal rha hoga jb khuda aap jaisa dost bna rha hoga.,
pareshan ho rha hoga khuda b us waqt Qki hr koi apko dost bnane ke liye khuda ko mna rha hoga

Jitni dosti payi hai aapse,
usse jyda pane ko ji chahta hai.
Jane wo kaun si khubi hai aapme,
ki aap se dosti nibhane ko ji chahta hai....

"Love" is a big fire...
which burns all the day's of life.

But

"Friendship" is a small lamp...
which brights till last day of life..

Saare rishte mile virasat me,
Phir dosti alag se kyun banai he
Kyoki saare rishte banaye the khuda ne,
Aur 'dosti' khud khuda bankar aayi he.

Salamat rahe sada ye dosti hamari,Yahi dua hai rab se hamari,Agar hotho pe muskan aye aap ki, To samaj lena dua kubul ho gai hamari.

Lamhe ye suhane sath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesa is dil me rahegi,
Chahe umar bhar mulakat ho na ho.

Unerdtsanding Bteen Each Ohter Is Rael Fierndsihp.! Eevn We Haev So Mnay Msitkaes Lkie Tihs Msesage.. But I Know U Can Raed Wtihuot Eorrr.!

TAHTS FIRENDHSIP.

"Few Relations in Earth Never Die."

Want to know what is it ?

Read again..

(F)few
(R)relations
(I)in
(E)earth
(N)never
(D)die..

Aap kabhi bhi Mere ATM ACCOUNT se Nikal sakte ho.

"DIL"

"PYAAR"

"MOHABBAT"

"KHUSHI"

"HANSI"

Jis ka
"CODE"
hai sirf

"Dosti".

Sabse anmol gift agar aap kisi ko dete ho to wo hai vakt,kyuki aap kisi ko apna vakt dete ho to aap unhe apni ZINDGI ka wo pal dete ho jo kabi vapas nahi Aata.

Ishq-Mohabbat To Hazaro Karte Hai
Gumejudai Se Sabhi Darte Hai
Hum To Na Ishq Karte Hai Na Mohbbat
Bus DOST Ki Ek SMILE K Liye Sms Karte hai

Din bit jate he suhani yade bankar,
Bate rah jati he kahani bankar,
Par dost to hamesha dil k karib rahenge,
Kabhi muskan to kabhi ankho ka pani bankar.

Rishte ne har kadam pe imtihaan liya,
Tanhai ne har mod par dhoka diya,
Zindgi se phir bhi shikayat nahi,
Kyoki kismat ne aap jaisa Dost jo tohfe me diya.

Good Friends should be like 2 zeros.

When u try 2 ADD they r the same,
When u SUBTRACT they r again same.
And when u try 2 DIVIDE they r "indivisible"

Gold rate keeps on increasing day by day.

I'm worried about u.

B Careful !

Some1 may KIDNAP u bcoz u r a person with GOLDEN HEART..

Rich in looks,its u.
Rich in Smiles,its u.
Rich in Hearts,its u.
Rich in Eyes,its u.
Rich in FRIENDS...Wait....Its me..
B'coz i have frnd like u..

Kai log palbhar me bhula diya jate hai,
Kai log pal pal yaad aate hai..
HUM Aapse yahi puchhna chahte hai,
Ki Dosto ki list me hum kahan aate hai..?

Kimat pani ki nahi pyas ki hoti hai,
Kimat maut ki nahi sans ki hoti hai,
Dost to bahut hote hai,
Kimat Dosti ki nahi Vishwas ki hoti hai.

Sky is full of stars but moon is Special,
Tree is full of leaves but flower is Special,
My Heart is full of Friends but "U R SPECIAL"

Wonderful PEOPLE r carefully created by God,wndrful MOMENTS r carefully planned by God,wndrful FRNDS like U r carefully gifted by God.

God apun se pucha kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARK?

Apun bola NARK Apun ko malum Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, wahi apun ka SWARG

Beauty is 2 see not 2 touch,
Frndsip is 2 make not 2 break,
Wat comes & goes is called a trend,
The one who stays 4ever is called a FRIEND..

Kho n jana NOT COVRAGE ki tarah,
Ruth n jana SWITCH OFF ki tarah,
Jatka n dena VIBRATING ki tarah,
Tum pe yaki he TALK TIME ki tarah.

Tik Tik !!

Please open ur door

Delivery 4U..

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=(,,)=("")<-@@@(""),,,("") "@@ROSES 2 WISH U a Happy Frdsip day

Friendship is not a COLLECTION OF SMS
But it is SELECTION OF HEARTS
All friends r NOT TRUE
But true friends r VERY FEW Like u

Khushi paane k liye ek dabaye
Muskarane k liye do dabaye
Mujhse dosti k liye teen dabaye
Mujhse chhutkara paane k liye...

Aap apna gala dabayen.

Usko mere waado ka aitbaar hoga,
Dil me mere liye bahut pyar hoga,
E SmS ja mere dost se ja k mil,
Kyoki usko mere MSG ka intejar hoga.

Zindagi mein chaar cheezien kabhi b aa sakti hai-

'Neend'
'Paisa'
'maut'
aur....
aur....
aur....
'MERI PYARI SI YAAD'

Kyon.....aayi na ;-)

JUST GO 2 HEAL

Yes u..

I m taLking 2u..

BCoz

OnLy

U can change HeaL in2 HEAVEN With Ur LoveLy SmiLe..

Yes-Yes
Yehi waLi smiLe..

1980s: Frnds remembr u in gud &bad times

1990s:Frnds remembr U in gud times & 4get u in bad times

2008:frnds remembr U only if Sms is free..

Ghor Kalyug..

Dost na hoga to dosti ka farz koan ada karega?
Hum na honge to tumhe yaad koan karega?
Bus tum salamat raho varna meri shadi me dance koan karega?

Dosti k network ke liye jaruri hai
1.Yadon ka misscal.
2.pyar ka SMS.
3.Risto ki Ringtone.
4.Dil ka coverage.
5.bharose ki lifetime validity

B My Frnd Forever

Heart never hates blood!
Fish never hates water!
Flower never hates honey!
Earth never hates rain!
My heart never hates U & Ur relationship...

Nikalte he aansu jab mulaqat nahi hoti, Toot jata he dil jab bat nahi hoti, Apni dosti ki kasam ae mere dost, Aisi sans nahi lete jisme teri yaad nahi hoti

Friendship test:

Suppose me & my duplicate r standing.How will u identify me?Reply is must.Pass this msg 2ur frnds u wil get interesting reply..., I am waiting.

Sachche dost ki ek nishaani-
"Wo aapki aankho me us waqt dard dekh leta hai..
Jab duniya aapse keh rahi hoti hai ki..
Yaar tum muskuraate bahut ho."

Butterflies dont know the color of their wings but human eyes know how nice it is. Likewise, u dont know how good u r, but i know how Special friend U R !