Munnabhai Circuit Sms

• Munnabhai: Yaar circuit, ye BAPU sab noto pe hasta q hai?
  Circuit: Simple hai na bhai, agar BAPU rota to sab note bhig jati na mamu?!?
  
  
  
  
• Munnabhai- E Circuit, agar bina dant vala kutta kate to kya karneka?
  Circuit- Bhai, aaisi situation main, bina sui wala injection laganeka...
  
  
  
  
• Lamha lamha guzar jayega,
  Chnd dino bad exam aa jayega,
  Abhibhi waqt he thoda padle MAMU,
  Tu kya Munnabhai thodi he jo,
  tera paper Rustam likhne ayega.
  
  
  
  
• MunnaBhai: Circuit apun ko 1 Nurse se pyar ho gayela hai, Love Letter me kya likhu?
  
  Circuit:Bhai, Likhne ka "DEAR SISTER, I LOV U - MUNNA BHAI"
  
  
  
  
• Dr. Munna to Circuit: E circiuit, ise tu Agar 1 ghante pehle le aate to me isse bacha lete
  Circuit:Are bhai, 15 minute pehle to iska accidnt hua he.
  
  
  
  
• Munna: Gandhiji Ne Kaha Izat Krni He To Wife Ki Kro, Khayal Rakhna He To Wife Ka Rkho, Pyar Krna He To Wife Se Hi Kro.
  
  Circuit: Magar bhai, wife kiski?
  
  Munna: Ye Bapu Ne Nai Bataya, is lie tu itna hi yaad rakh k wo sirf wife honi chahie.