Sardar Sms - Post 4

• Sardar ki shadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
  
  Sardar-Ye 3 mahine me bachha kaise ho gaya?
  
  Bibi-Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
  
  Sardar-3 mahina
  
  Bibi-Aur meri shadi ko?
  
  Sardar-3 mahina
  
  Bibi-Aur bachha kitne mahine baad hua?
  
  Sardar-3 mahina
  
  Bibi-Ab total ki hua?
  
  Sardar-Thik 9 mahine. Yar aaj kal sali ginti me bhi galtiya ho rahi hai..
  
  
  
  
• Santa 2 Banta-Mere bete ka CREDIT CARD chori ho gaya hai.
  
  Banta-Bank ko bataya?
  
  Santa-Nahi, chor mere bete se kam kharcha karta hai.
  
  
  
  
• Sabziwala sabzi par pani chhidak raha tha. Santa wahi khada tha. Kafi der ho gai to Santa jor se bola-Agar sabzi ko HOSH aa gaya ho to 1 kg. tamatar de do.
  
  
  
  
• Akbar & Santa was best friends
  Once Santa went to Masjid 1st time with Akbar
  Akbar: Allaaa hu Akbar..!
  Santa: Allaaa hu Santa..!
  
  
  
  
• MATHS Teacher to Brilliant Sardar- How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
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  Sardar:Juice banake de do.
  Think different yaar.
  
  
  
  
• Sardar: I love You Means Kya Hota Hai?
  
  Girl: Me Tumse Pyaar Karti Hu.
  
  Sardar: Le 1 Question Kya Puchha Tu toh Mujhse Pyar Kar Baithi
  
  
  
  
• Banta was in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.
  
  Banta: U r trying to see my wife, sit here, I'll drive!
  
  
  
  
• Santa-Yaar, usne khansi ki davai mangi aur tune use julab q diya?
  Banta-Oe, tune dekha nai, use ek ghanta ho gaya davai lie hue, use khansi aai? Ab voh khansi kha ne ki jurrat hi nahi karega.
  
  
  
  
• Santa: Yaar aaj to 1Re. mein 4 amrood mil gaye.
  Banta: Wo kaise?
  Santa: 1Re. ka 1 usne diya, 2 main utha ke bhag gaya, aur 1 usne mujhe mara.
  
  
  
  
• Banta-Sorry yaar, mai late ho gaya. Bijli chali gai thi islie main elivator main 2 ghante fas gaya tha.
  Santa-Are mere saath bhi aisa hi hua. Mai bhi escellator main fas gaya tha.