Boys N Girls Sms - Post 3

• AajKal Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti Hai
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  AajKal Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti Hai
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  Grammar To Aati Nahi
  aur English Me Baat Karti Hai
  
  
  
  
• HEIGHT OF RESPECT
  
  Hum Sirf Ye Soch Ke Paper Khali De Aate Hai
  Ki Kahi Teacher Ye Na Kahe Ki
  
  Dekho Aajkal Ke Bacche Bado Ko Jawab Dete Hai.
  
  
  
  
• An Engineering Student called up his H.O.D. but got HOD'S wife instead on d call. "He died last week." she explained.
  
  D next day d student called again n asked 4 d HOD.
  
  Again wife answrd d call and said "I told u he died last week."
  
  D next day he called again. This time wife shouted, I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR HOD, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?
  
  He replied laughing,"I just love hearing it..!"
  
  
  
  
• Ki$$iNG A GiRL
  On Her Forehead Is
  RESPECT
  On Cheek Is
  CARE
  On Lip$ Is
  LOVE
  
  
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  Ki$ing In Front of Her father..
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  "HUD HUD DABANNGG DABANNGG DABANNGG"..;-)
  
  
  
  
• Boy: I love you....
  
  
  Girl: meri chappal ka size pata hai kya?
  
  
  Boy: Oh God, propose kiya nai ki gift maangna shuru....!!:-)
  
  
  
  
• Boy:Tumhari kameez fati hui he.
  
  Girl:Nahi ye faishon hai.
  
  Boy:Achha khud faado to faishon aur hum fade to POLICE STATION?
  
  
  
  
• Ladki k gaal pr gulab marne par:
  English Girl-Darling,u r so notty.
  Urdu- Nahin karo janu.
  Sikh- tussi vade romantic ho.
  Guj- VANDRA jeva, ankh ma vagyu.
  
  
  
  
• What Can B wOrse Then Ur Gf Sendin U A Text Msg :
  "Lets Break Up"
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  Next Msg 4m Her Which Says :
  "Sorry, Galti Se Tuje fOrward hO Gaya"
  
  
  
  
• Newton's Law of "Chhichorapan":
  Evry Chhichora continues to do Chichorapn until & unless a chappal or sandle wid a velocty of 9.8km/s is impressed upon his face by a beautiful girl..
  This force is called Beizzati, which is directly proportional to Sharmindgi but Awarapan remains constant..