Husband Wife Sms - Post 2

• Man-Do u have the book 'Husband, The Master of Wife'?
  
  Librarian-Fiction Department is on the other end, sir.
  
  
  
  
• Pota-Daadi, aapne kon kon se mulk ghume hai?
  
  Dadi-Beta, HINDUSTAN, PAKISTAN aur AFGANISTAN...
  
  Itne main pichhe se Dada bola-Ab khali QABRISTAN ghumna baki hai.
  
  
  
  
• A couple visits an art gallery. Husband keeps watching a photo of a girl covered by leaves. Wife asks him-Ab chaloge ya hawa aane ka intezar karoge???
  
  
  
  
• A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace 4 deir anniversary & his Wife didnt speak 2 him for 3 months !!
  
  Y?
  
  Was d necklace fake?
  
  No, dat was d Deal !!
  
  
  
  
• Patni Pati Se-Breaking News Dekho, 80 Saal Ke Aadmi Ne Shaadi Kar Li..!
  
  Pati- Sari Umar Samazdari Se Bitayi, Aakhri Me Bewakufi Kar Hi Di..!
  
  
  
  
• C.A. ki wife: ye INFLATION kya hai?
  C.A.: Earlier u were 36-24-36. Now u r 42-40-48. Tere pas phle se sab zyada he par teri value aj kam he yahi INFLATION he.
  
  
  
  
• Arranged marriage is like u r walking and unfrtunatly a snake bites u..
  
  But
  
  Love marriage is going 2 d snake & sayin,
  Kaatle
  kaatle
  le kat
  le Kat na..
  
  
  
  
• 1 garib Ladke ki shaadi ho rhi thi.
  
  Pandit:Kaho me apni patni ko apna sab kuchh dene ki shpath leta hu.
  
  Pichhe se awaz ayi "Lo bechare ki cycle b gai"