Friday, February 11, 2011

Husband Wife Sms - Post 2

  • Man-Do u have the book 'Husband, The Master of Wife'?

    Librarian-Fiction Department is on the other end, sir.



  • Pota-Daadi, aapne kon kon se mulk ghume hai?

    Dadi-Beta, HINDUSTAN, PAKISTAN aur AFGANISTAN...

    Itne main pichhe se Dada bola-Ab khali QABRISTAN ghumna baki hai.



  • A couple visits an art gallery. Husband keeps watching a photo of a girl covered by leaves. Wife asks him-Ab chaloge ya hawa aane ka intezar karoge???



  • A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace 4 deir anniversary & his Wife didnt speak 2 him for 3 months !!

    Y?

    Was d necklace fake?

    No, dat was d Deal !!



  • Patni Pati Se-Breaking News Dekho, 80 Saal Ke Aadmi Ne Shaadi Kar Li..!

    Pati- Sari Umar Samazdari Se Bitayi, Aakhri Me Bewakufi Kar Hi Di..!



  • C.A. ki wife: ye INFLATION kya hai?
    C.A.: Earlier u were 36-24-36. Now u r 42-40-48. Tere pas phle se sab zyada he par teri value aj kam he yahi INFLATION he.



  • Arranged marriage is like u r walking and unfrtunatly a snake bites u..

    But

    Love marriage is going 2 d snake & sayin,
    Kaatle
    kaatle
    le kat
    le Kat na..



  • 1 garib Ladke ki shaadi ho rhi thi.

    Pandit:Kaho me apni patni ko apna sab kuchh dene ki shpath leta hu.

    Pichhe se awaz ayi "Lo bechare ki cycle b gai"

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