Animal Sms - Post 2

• Ox-a kya bolti tu
  Cow-kya me bolu
  
  O-sun
  C-suna
  
  O-ati kya gausala
  C-kya karu ake me gausala
  
  O-mundi hilayenge ghas chabayenge gober failayenge or kya !
  
  
  
  
• Ek Murgi Market Gai Kaha Ek Anda Dena
  Shopkiper- Ande Ka Kya Krogi
  Mere Pati Ne Kaha Hai 2-/Rs K Liye Tum Apna Figure Mat Kharab karo
  
  
  
  
• Positive thought:
  Baby mosquito came back after its 1st time flying
  His dad asked him,"how do u feel?"
  He replied,"it was wonderful, every1 was clapping 4 me!"
  
  
  
  
• 1 chúha sharab k drum me gira....Nikal k mast ho kar soyi hui billi k muh pe laat maar k bola.... Uth munni, Aaj ye chulbul pande tera mujra dekhne aaya he...
  
  
  
  
• A Man threw his Wife in a pond of Crocodiles..
  He's Now Being Harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being Cruel to the Crocodiles..!