Saturday, April 16, 2011

Sardar Sms - Post 5

  • Sardar apni 6 months ki baby ki aawaz record kar rha tha.
    Biwi ne pucha-Iska kya karoge?
    Sardar-Jab ye badi ho jaygi to ise suna kar iska matlab pu6unga



  • Santa juice ka gilas le k baitha tha.
    Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pi gya.

    Santa- Meri to saali kismat hi kharaab hai.
    Beta fail ho gya.
    Bivi dost k saath bhag gyi.
    Naukrani aa ni rahi.
    Nal me pani nahi.
    Ghar me light nahi.
    Ab juice me..
    Zehar dal k peene ko rakha tha, aur WO BHI TU PI GYA...



  • Santa to his wife: Aaj murgi to bahut tasty banai hai kuch alag masala lagaya kya?
    Wife: Na ji murgi jal gayi thi, isiliye BOROPLUS lagaya hai.



  • Santa-Tuze punjab jane me 1din lagta hai lautne me 4din kyu?

    Banta-Ye sab car banane walo ki galti hai, jane k 4 gear diye aur revers k liye sirf ek.



  • Santa cycle pe bhikari k pas se guzra..
    Bhikari bola-Allah k nam pe kuch khila do baba..
    Santa cycle rokkar-Chal piche baith, tuje round khila deta hu.!



  • SANTA-Shimla ja rha hun, raste me BIWI ko khayi me gira dunga.
    BANTA-Meri BHI leja, usse bhi gira dena.
    SANTA-Agar tu BURA na maane,to use VAPSI me gira du?



  • TEACHER-Batao, bharat me sabse jyada baarish kaha girti he?
    Badi der sochne k bad Santa ne jawab diya-
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    Zameen Par...!

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