Sardar Sms - Post 5

• Sardar apni 6 months ki baby ki aawaz record kar rha tha.
  Biwi ne pucha-Iska kya karoge?
  Sardar-Jab ye badi ho jaygi to ise suna kar iska matlab pu6unga
  
  
  
  
• Santa juice ka gilas le k baitha tha.
  Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pi gya.
  
  Santa- Meri to saali kismat hi kharaab hai.
  Beta fail ho gya.
  Bivi dost k saath bhag gyi.
  Naukrani aa ni rahi.
  Nal me pani nahi.
  Ghar me light nahi.
  Ab juice me..
  Zehar dal k peene ko rakha tha, aur WO BHI TU PI GYA...
  
  
  
  
• Santa to his wife: Aaj murgi to bahut tasty banai hai kuch alag masala lagaya kya?
  Wife: Na ji murgi jal gayi thi, isiliye BOROPLUS lagaya hai.
  
  
  
  
• Santa-Tuze punjab jane me 1din lagta hai lautne me 4din kyu?
  
  Banta-Ye sab car banane walo ki galti hai, jane k 4 gear diye aur revers k liye sirf ek.
  
  
  
  
• Santa cycle pe bhikari k pas se guzra..
  Bhikari bola-Allah k nam pe kuch khila do baba..
  Santa cycle rokkar-Chal piche baith, tuje round khila deta hu.!
  
  
  
  
• SANTA-Shimla ja rha hun, raste me BIWI ko khayi me gira dunga.
  BANTA-Meri BHI leja, usse bhi gira dena.
  SANTA-Agar tu BURA na maane,to use VAPSI me gira du?
  
  
  
  
• TEACHER-Batao, bharat me sabse jyada baarish kaha girti he?
  Badi der sochne k bad Santa ne jawab diya-
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  Zameen Par...!