Boys N Girls Sms - Post 4

• Master To Student: A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?
  
  Student:
  
  A=Apni
  
  B=Beti ka
  
  C=Cell Number
  
  D=Dijiye.
  
  
  
  
• Exam me fail hone ki wjah kya he
  Sidha jawab he
  1 sal ke 365 din hote h
  Roj 8 ghnte sone k
  to pure sal ke 122 din
  365-122=243
  Diwali or smr vactn gino 61 din
  243-61=182 din
  Usme 52 sundy
  182-52=130 din
  Festivl k 40
  Clg festivl 15 din
  130-55=75 din
  Khane pine nhane k 3 ghnte ke hisab se 46 din
  75-46=29 din
  Roj k 1 ghnte dosto k Uske 15 din
  29-15=14 din
  Ab Isme 10 din to bimar rhte h
  14-10=4 din bche
  Exm k time b tV dkhne k 3 din
  4-3=1 din bche
  1 sal me 1 din hi to birth day ata h
  Ab bday k din kon pdhe
  
  
  
  
• Boy-Mujhe acchi ladki dila do
  God-Agar tu muslim hai to KATRINA
  Hindu hai to BIPASHA
  christain hai to GENELIYA
  Bol,tera naam kya hai?
  Boy-Abdul Tukaram Disouza.
  
  
  
  
• Ladki se Nasa hota h,
  Nase se junoon
  Junun se mehnat
  Mehnat se Padai
  Padhai se Career
  Isliye Career Banane ke liye Girlfrnd Banana Bahot jruri h...:-)
  
  
  
  
• How Guys feel sorry after hurting their gf
  1st day - sorry
  2nd day- sorry pls
  3rd day- just talk to me once bby
  4th day- pls listen na bby pls pls
  5th day- plz itna naraz matt ho mujhse
  6th day- I'l die wthout u agr tune baat nai ki to me suicide kr lunga..
  7th day - 36 ladkiya tere jaisi.. nachti hain mere liye, tu hi paeda hui hai miss world..
  bandariya kahin ki..
  ht..phurrrr...!
  8th day - baby I'm really sorry I was drunk last nite.
  
  
  
  
• BECHARA LADKA
  
  Ladki par hath uthay toh zalim
  Ladki se pit jaye toh namard
  
  Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh k lade toh jealous
  Chup rhe toh fattu
  
  Ghar se bahar rhe toh aawara
  Ghar me rhe toh nakara
  
  Baccho ko dante toh buzdil
  Na dante toh laparwah
  
  Biwi ko naukri se roke toh shaki mizaz
  Na roke toh biwi ki kamai khane wala
  
  Aakhir bechara ladka
  kare to kare kya??
  
  Kindly forward 2 all boys & girls,bcoz
  MARD KO BHI DARD HOTA HAI !!
  
  
  
  
• Painfull Line Said By a Girl To Her BoyFriend After BreakUp..
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  He Bhagwan, Ab Mera Kharcha Kon Uthayega???
  
  
  
  
• Alcohol contains Girl hormones..
  
  PROOF:
  After drinking
  1.Boy talk unnecesarily,
  2.Becomes over emotional
  3.Drive badly
  4.Stop thinking
  5.Fight for nothing
  
  
  
  
• Girl's Status on facebook:
  'feeling sad'
  
  17021 comments..
  
  
  Boy's Status:
  'Goin 2 commit Suicide'
  
  2 likes n 1 comment "Dekh le yr, ho sake to rehne de.."