Osama Bin Laden Special Sms

• Wonderful work of OBAMA by killing OSAMA.
  
  OBAMA is lucky, because he is not a GUJARATI. Otherwise, he would be facing a FAKE ENCOUNTER CASE.
  
  
  
  
• Osama Bin Laden goes to a psychic who says “You will die on an American holiday” Needless to say Bin Laden is shocked.
  
  “Which one?” he asks.
  
  “Doesn’t matter”, say the psychic. “Whatever day you die will become an American holiday.”
  
  
  
  
• Breaking News: Osama Bin Laden Killed In Pakistan.
  
  Other News: Rajinikanth Just returned From his Holidays In Pakistan
  
  
  
  
• Osama’s favourite song:
  
  O Main Nikla
  Plane Leke
  Raste Mein
  New York Mein
  Ek Mod Aaya
  Main WTC Tod Aaya.
  
  
  
  
• Osama’s son was weak in maths, so Osama hired a personal tutor 4 him.
  
  Teacher-How will u divide 4 apples among 5 people?
  
  Osama’s son-IT IS QUITE SIMPLE, KILL THE EXTRA PERSON !
  
  
  
  
• Cameron & Obama were sitting in a bar.
  
  One Guy Asked: What are you planning?
  
  Cameron: Planning World War-3
  
  Guy: Really? Whats going to happen…?
  
  Cameron: Well, this time we are going to kill 140 million Muslims and Katrina Kaif.
  
  Guy: Katrina Kaif? Why do you want to kill Katrina?
  
  Cameron turns to Obama and says: See, i had told you, no one would worry about 140 million Muslims.
  
  
  
  
• Que: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
  
  Ans: Nothing, yet.
  
  
  
  
• Once Rajnikanth taught a kid How to play COUNTER STRIKE
  
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  Now that kid is known as OSAMA BIN LADEN
  
  
  
  
• Once Osama Bin Ladan And Karina Kapoor met.
  
  Osama: Hows Life?
  
  Karina: Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum... And Howz yours?
  
  Osama: Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum...