Teacher-Student Sms - Post 1

• A lady broke a signal & was presented in front of the inspector
  Lady : Mr plz let me go
  I m a school teacher
  I m getting late for my class.!
  Inspector: Aahaa so u r a teacher
  I've waited 4 this moment all my life
  Take a notebook & write down
  I'LL NEVER BREAK A TRAFFIC SIGNAL
  500 TIMES.!
  
  
  
  
• Teacher To Student:
  A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?
  
  
  
  Student:
  
  A=Apni
  
  B=Beti ka
  
  C=Cell Number
  
  D=Dijiye.
  
  
  
  
• Teacher : What is the difference between himami and sunami..?
  
  Student : Himami is face wash and sunami is desh wash..!!
  
  
  
  
• Wats education?
  According to Section 56(b) of Students Act 1932 :-
  "It is the process of wasting 1/4th of your life in learning how 2 waste d remaining 3/4th"
  
  
  
  
• Dedicated 2 all Science Students
  Fact Of Our Life
  
  Humne 11 th me Science Li...
  
  Aur...
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  Aur uske baad Science ne hamari Li!! ;)
  
  
  
  
• Hum wo Engineer nahi jinke hathon me AC ya DC se jhatke lag jate hai..!
  Hum to un me se hain jo Short circuit se..
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  "GOLD FLAKE"
  jalate hai..!!
  
  
  
  
• Usko Pane K Liye Me Bhagwan Se Bhi Ladh Leta
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  Par Fir Mene Socha Ki-
  "Result Ka Time Hai Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nhi."