- A lady broke a signal & was presented in front of the inspector
Lady : Mr plz let me go
I m a school teacher
I m getting late for my class.!
Inspector: Aahaa so u r a teacher
I've waited 4 this moment all my life
Take a notebook & write down
I'LL NEVER BREAK A TRAFFIC SIGNAL
- Teacher To Student:
A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?
- Teacher : What is the difference between himami and sunami..?
Student : Himami is face wash and sunami is desh wash..!!
- Wats education?
According to Section 56(b) of Students Act 1932 :-
"It is the process of wasting 1/4th of your life in learning how 2 waste d remaining 3/4th"
- Dedicated 2 all Science Students
Fact Of Our Life
Humne 11 th me Science Li...
Aur uske baad Science ne hamari Li!! ;)
- Hum wo Engineer nahi jinke hathon me AC ya DC se jhatke lag jate hai..!
Hum to un me se hain jo Short circuit se..
- Usko Pane K Liye Me Bhagwan Se Bhi Ladh Leta
Par Fir Mene Socha Ki-
"Result Ka Time Hai Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nhi."
Friday, June 17, 2011
Teacher-Student Sms - Post 1
Labels: Teacher-Student Sms