Insult Sms - Post 2

• HAPPY B'DAY!
  
  
  
  
  Chupaya kyon?
  
  Tumko
  kya
  laga
  tum
  nahi
  bataoge
  to
  muje
  pata
  nahi
  chalega
  ki
  aaj
  'ANIMALS DAY' hai
  U naughty!;-)
  Cake bhejna!:-D
  
  
  
  
• Maine apko Call ki to network bola,
  'MURKHO Ki dunia me apka swagat hai. Aap jis BEWKOF se SAMPARK Krna chahte hai uska DIMAG COVERAGE AREA Se Bahar hai.
  
  
  
  
• Shukriya Karo Us Khuda Ka,
  Jisne Hume Milwaya Hai,
  Ek Pyara, Achcha, Sundar, Sanskari, Smart Aur Intelligent Dost
  
  Humne Na Sahi, Aapne to paya hai.
  
  
  
  
• Call Me Fast
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  Ek baat karni Hai
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  Zaruri hai
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  Pata tha Kanjus Niche aa jayega par call nahi karega.
  
  
  
  
• Aap Ki Ek Baat Mujhe Bahut Psand Hai
  
  
  Aap Jab Bhi Koi SMS Karte Ho
  
  
  To
  
  Dil Se Karte Ho
  
  
  Q Ki
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  Dimag To hai hi nahi.
  
  
  
  
• Cellphone using is very dangerous!
  And
  It damages the Brain.
  But,
  You are so lucky,
  No Brain!
  No Damage!!
  No problem!!!