Anna Hazare Sms

• Dear ANNA HAZARE JI,
  
  Thank u for taking public attention away from England Test series.
  
  Regards,
  M.S.Dhoni,
  Indian Captain
  
  
  
  
• Ek din SONIYA GANDHI k sapne me GANDHIJI ne aa k puchha-Mene marte samay apne TOPI, CHASMA aur DANDA CONGRES ko die the, wo kaha he?
  
  Soniya replied-TOPI to JANTA ko pahena di, CHASMA MANMOHANJI k paas hai aur Anna Hazare DANDA leke hamare pichhe pade hai...
  
  
  
  
• 1 admi ne ANNA HAJARE se puchha-Kafan me jeb kyu nahi hoti?
  ANNA ne jawab diya-Beta kyuki Maut kabhi Rishwat nhi leti.
  
  
  STOP CORRUPTION !!
  
  
  
  
• Soniya-anna anshan khatm karne ka kya lega?
  Manmohan-Wo ham dono ko ek thappad marna chahta hai.
  Sonia-Thik he, Anna ko bula lo.
  Manmohan-Kya thik he, pura desh bol raha he ME ANNA HUN
  
  
  
  
• The Congress Party decided 2 withdraw the humble 25p coin as legal currency.
  
  Their thinking was
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  Ek ANNA to sambhalta nahin, 4ANNA kaise sambhalenge?
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• Bhakt-He Bhagwan, Muze promotion dilwa do, me tumhare charno me Rs.51/- ka bhog rakh raha hu..
  
  God-Pagal, marwayega kya? ANNA dekh rahe hai...
  
  
  
  
• Santa:MBA ka fullform kya hai.?
  Banta: Tu bhi pagal hai na, dekhta nhi har taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai...!!! MBA bole toh "MAI BHI ANNA"