Animal Sms

• Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai ki insan pehle Bandar tha.
  
  Dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hote ho to lagata hai ki insan aaj bhi Bandar hai....





• Santa:Exam se gabhra na mat..
  Tu Sher ka Puttar he..!
  
  Beta:Ji papaji Teacher bhi yehi kehti he ki tu kise jaanwar ki he aulaad he..!;)





• Santa=Tu to offic me bada SHER bana ghumta he, ghar me kya ho jata hai?
  
  Banta=Hota to SHER hi hu, gharpe bas "DURGA" sawar ho jati hai.





• Teri dosti me diwane ho gaye,
  Tuje apna banate-banate begane ho gaye,
  Pukar le ek bar pyar se mere dost,
  Gadhe ki aawaz sune jamane ho gaye.





• Teacher:What is the difference between Fly & Mousqito?
  
  Student:Fly & Mousqito both r doctors.Fly check the patiants & Mousqito give injection to them.





• Teacher: Give five names of wield animals.
  
  Student: Sher, Sher ka baap, Sher ki maa, Sher ka bhai aur Sher ki bahen.





• Ek Sher ki shaadi main ek chuha bahut jor-shor se naach raha tha, to logo ne use puchha k itna q naachta hai.
  
  Chuha bola ye mere bhai ki shadi hai.
  
  Log bole sher tere bhai kaise hua?
  
  To Chuha bola Shaadi se pahele main bhi Sher tha.





• Teacher: Agar main gadhe ko uske malik se maar khane se bachau to ye mera gadhe k prati konsa prem hai?
  
  Puri class joro se: "BHATRU PREM"





• Do u know which is the oldest animal in this world?
  
  
  
  
  Of curse, it is Zibra
  
  BCoz, still now it is in BLACK & WHITE.





• Chuhe ne Sherni ko propose kiya..
  
  Sherni Boli : Abe saale chuhe apna size to dekh?
  
  Chuha bola : arre meri jaan size pe mat ja confidence to dekh....!





• Chinti aur Hathi ki shadi ki baat chali, to Chinti k gharwalone hathi ko ek solid reason se reject kar diya....
  
  Puchho kya....
  
  Unhone bola Ladke K Daant Bahar hai...





• Teacher:"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field." Make this correct.
  
  Student:A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
  
  Teacher:Why?
  
  Student:Sir, Ladies first...





• (_),,~.____
  "\,/" :. : :.)'\,
  !,!,!"""!,!,!"
  
  JA MERE BAIL JA.
  
  JO MUJE SMS NAHI BHEJE.
  
  USKE MOBILE PE GOBAR DAAL KE AAJA.





• Once an ant decided to jump from a helicopter
  
  But she didn't die
  
  Why ??
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  BCoz
  
  The helicopter was on ground





• 2 Snakes seating in the jungle..
  
  Female Snake kissed Male Snake
  
  Suddenly Male Snake started singing
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  Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma





• 1 bakri thi diwani si 1 bakre pe wo marti thi sarmake punch hilake galiyo se gujrti thi jab b milti thi photo tumari de k pucha karti thi ye BAKRA kaha milega