Informative/Knowledge Based Sms - Post 4

• Zindgi ki sabse badi sacchai-
  Kabaristan ke bahar board par likha tha,
  "Manzil to meri yahi thi, Bus zindagi guzar gayi meri yahan aate aate"
  
  
  
  
• Agar Aap
  S.S.C.
  H.S.C.
  B.Com.
  M.Com.
  B.A.
  MBA
  BE
  B.ED
  B.Sc
  M.Sc
  BBA
  BCA
  LL.B.
  Ya
  P.T.C
  Pass Ho To Batayen K
  "Paani puri"
  Ko English Mein Kya Kehte hai?
  
  
  
  
• Psychological Fact:
  Wen a Prsn Cries Due To Happiness D 1st Drop Of Tears Cums Frm d Rght Eye..
  Bt Wen d 1st Cums Frm The Left, Its Pain.
  Do notice!! :-)
  
  
  
  
• Height of Addiction:
  
  Just B4 hanging judge asked to prisoner: Any last Wish?
  
  Prisoner: Yes, I want to update my FACEBOOK status as "Dead".
  
  
  
  
• Stethscope in hand-Identity of Doctor
  
  File in hand-Lawyer
  
  Chalk peace in hand-Teacher
  
  Nthng in hand & evrythng in mind-dentity of ENGINEER
  
  
  
  
• An exellent sentence now written on National Highway : "If u want to donate your blood, don't do it on d road. Donate it in d blood bank"...
  
  
  
  
• Girl : is valentine pe muje esa gift do jo sbse mehnga ho .!
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  Boy : thik he.!
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  Grl : kya doge ?
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  Boy : sharmate hue..
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  "PYAZZ"

Tongue Twister Sms - 2

• 1Pyari C surat
  
  1maasum sa chehra
  
  Thodi sharart
  
  Thodi mohabat
  
  Thodi masti
  
  Thoda maza
  
  Jiski pyari har 1 ada
  
  Uska SMS Padhne ka Shukriya..
  
  
  
  
• Purani story-
  I love walking in RAIN, because nobody knows that I am CRYING.
  
  New version-
  I love walking in FOG, because no body knows that I am SMOKING.
  
  
  
  
• Ladkiwale: Beta, drink karte ho?
  Ji
  Cigarette?
  Ji ha
  Jua-Satta?
  Ha
  Danga-fasad?
  Ji
  Sari negative baten hai, kuchh +ve bhai hai?
  
  Ha ji, HIV +ve hai.
  
  
  
  
• Pet kharab hai, golgappa kaise khaoge,
  
  Pet kharab hai, golgappa kaise khaoge,
  
  
  
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  Ki
  
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  Tum to thehre pardesi, saath kya nibhaoge..."
  
  
  
  
• GOLDEN WORDS
  
  Agar duniya me mehnat ki kadar hoti, to GADHA sabse jyada izzatdar hota.
  
  Dedicated to all my HARD WORKING & BUSY FRIENDS.
  
  
  
  
• Bhai 1ladki muje bahut tang kr rhi h
  pta nhi usko mera no. kaha se mila
  
  jab b kisi ko cal kro beech me aakr khti h
  
  
  
  
  PLZ RECHARGE UR ACCOUNT
  
  
  
  
• An ordinary person will be with books.
  But an extraordinary person will be in that book.
  
  
  Be an extraordinary person like ME...!!
  
  I'm on "FACE BOOK".. :)"