Munnabhai Circuit Sms - Post 2

• Munna-E circuit, Fansi k fande main aur shadi k fande main kya antar hai?
  
  Circuit-Fansi k baad sari musibat khatam ho jati hai aur shadi k baad musibate shuru hoti hai...
  
  
  
  
• Munna-Ae Circuit, tu kaisi kursi le aaya, ye to 2 din bhi nahi chali..
  
  Circuit-Bhai, yeh kursi baithne k lie hai, chalane k lie nahi. Isi lie nahi chali.
  
  
  
  
• Circuit ladki ko propose karne ki training leta hai.
  Ek din ek ladki ko kuchh hatke style main prapose karta hai: "Kya tum tumhari Chita ko Aaag lagane ka adhikaar apun ke bete ko dogi?"
  
  
  
  
• Munna English k paper me fail ho gaya, translation ki wajah se.
  
  1.Me ek Aam admi hu.
  -I am a mango man.
  
  2.Mujhe English aati hai.
  -English comes 2 me.
  
  3.Mera taaluq Haripur Hazara se hai.
  -I belong 2 Greenpur Thousanda.
  
  4.Sadak pe goliya chal rhi hai
  -Tablets were walking on the road.
  
  
  
  
• Chinki ka baap-Meri beti tumhare ghar ko swarg bana degi.
  
  Munna-Sorry Mamu, apun iske saath shadi nahi kar sakta, q k apun abhi thode saal aur jina chahta hai.
  
  
  
  
• Munna-Yaar Circuit, doctor ne meri aankho k lie hare ped dekhne k lie kaha hai. Par apun k adde k paas dur dur tak koi pen nahi hai.
  
  Circuit-Simple hai bhai, bhabhi ko 5-6 hari saree la do.
  
  Munna-Par doctor ne muze PED dekhne k lie kaha hai PAHAD nahi..

Hindi Funny Sms - Post 1

• Aaj Mosam me Kuch Alag Bat He,
  Behke Huve Mere Jasbat He,
  Dil Kehta He Churalu Aapko Aap hi se,
  Par Mammy Kehti He Chori Karna Buri Bat He.
  
  
  
  
• Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah
  Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah
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  Thoda side me ho jao, BLOOD wali pipe me fase ho.!
  
  
  
  
• Conducter ek bache se:Tum hamesha darwaje me khade rahte ho, tumhara baap CHOKIDAR he kya?
  Bachha:Tum hamesa paise mangte ho, tumhara baap BHIKHARI he kya?
  
  
  
  
• Golu office jaa raha tha..
  
  Patni pyaar se boli:"See u in the evening"
  
  Golu gusse se:"Dhamki kise de rahi hai, Main bhi tujhe dekh loonga..!!"
  
  
  
  
• Father: wht abt ur result?
  
  Son: wo VAKIL SAAB ka beta fail ho gaya...
  
  F: wht abt urs?
  
  S: wo KHAN SAAB ka beta fail ho gaya.
  
  F: n wt abt ur?
  
  S:Wo DOCTOR SAAB ka..
  
  F: u idiot m asking abt urs?
  
  S: to aap kon se PRIME MINISTER h jo aap ka beta paas hoga.
  
  
  
  
• Marzi Ki Zindgi Ki 7 Baatain.
  
  1)Studies
  
  2)Entertainment
  
  3)Good Job
  
  4)Shadi
  
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  7)
  
  Shadi Ho Gai na?
  
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  Marzi Ki Zindgi Khatam..
  
  
  
  
• Ek pagal bina jalae bidi pee raha tha...
  
  Dusara pagal-Isme se dhua kyu nhi nikal raha he?
  
  Pagal-Kar di na pagalon wali Baat, ye "C.N.G." Bidi hai."