Husband Wife Sms - Post 3

• A Man threw his Wife in a pond of Crocodiles..
  
  He's Now Being Harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being Cruel to the Crocodiles..!
  
  
  
  
• Engineer's wife:Mere pati love karte hue bhi galtiya dhondte he.!
  
  Docter's wife:Mere pati toh love karte hue bimaria ginate rehte he.!
  
  Judge's wife:Are tumhare pati kuch karte to he mera wala toh tarikh pe tarikh hi deta rehta he.!
  
  
  
  
• Marzi Ki Zindgi Ki 7 Baatain
  
  
  1)Studies
  
  2)Entertainment
  
  3)Good Job
  
  4)Shadi
  
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  Shadi Ho Gai na?
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  Marzi Ki Zindgi Khatam..
  
  
  
  
• Patni Aapne Pati Se Gusse Me-Dekh Lena Tumhe Nark Mein Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi.
  Pati-Achcha Hai, Mai Har Jagah Tumhare Saath Nahi Jaana Chahta.
  
  
  
  
• WIFE:Suno, agr tumhare baal isi rftar se zahdte rahe to me tumhe DIVORCE de dungi..!
  
  PATI: He Bhgavan.. me murkh khamkha inko bachaane ki koshish kar raha tha..!"

Husband Wife Sms - Post 2

• Man-Do u have the book 'Husband, The Master of Wife'?
  
  Librarian-Fiction Department is on the other end, sir.
  
  
  
  
• Pota-Daadi, aapne kon kon se mulk ghume hai?
  
  Dadi-Beta, HINDUSTAN, PAKISTAN aur AFGANISTAN...
  
  Itne main pichhe se Dada bola-Ab khali QABRISTAN ghumna baki hai.
  
  
  
  
• A couple visits an art gallery. Husband keeps watching a photo of a girl covered by leaves. Wife asks him-Ab chaloge ya hawa aane ka intezar karoge???
  
  
  
  
• A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace 4 deir anniversary & his Wife didnt speak 2 him for 3 months !!
  
  Y?
  
  Was d necklace fake?
  
  No, dat was d Deal !!
  
  
  
  
• Patni Pati Se-Breaking News Dekho, 80 Saal Ke Aadmi Ne Shaadi Kar Li..!
  
  Pati- Sari Umar Samazdari Se Bitayi, Aakhri Me Bewakufi Kar Hi Di..!
  
  
  
  
• C.A. ki wife: ye INFLATION kya hai?
  C.A.: Earlier u were 36-24-36. Now u r 42-40-48. Tere pas phle se sab zyada he par teri value aj kam he yahi INFLATION he.
  
  
  
  
• Arranged marriage is like u r walking and unfrtunatly a snake bites u..
  
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  Love marriage is going 2 d snake & sayin,
  Kaatle
  kaatle
  le kat
  le Kat na..
  
  
  
  
• 1 garib Ladke ki shaadi ho rhi thi.
  
  Pandit:Kaho me apni patni ko apna sab kuchh dene ki shpath leta hu.
  
  Pichhe se awaz ayi "Lo bechare ki cycle b gai"

Husband Wife Sms

• Difference between Husband & Gadha.
  
  Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
  
  But
  
  Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k woh husband bane!!





• Husband:Darling, kahi saal pehle tumara figure bilkul 'Coke' ki bottel jaisa tha.
  
  Wife:Woh tho ab bhi hai, bas pehle bottel 300 ml ki thi ab 1.5 ltr ki hai..





• Man is incomplete until he is married.
  
  When getting married, he is finished.





• Wife:Suna he ki Swarg me Husband aur Wife ko saath me nahi rahene dete. Aisa Q?
  
  Husband:Are Pagali, isi liye to use Swarg kehte hai..!





• Frnd: Yaar office me to tu sher bana raheta hai, ghar me kya ho jata hai ?
  
  2nd Frnd : Ghar me bhi sher hu, bas wahan par muj pe DURGA MAA savar hoti hai..





• Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
  
  A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
  
  Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai !!





• Man:Ghar se USA Tak road banao
  God:Mushkil hai,kuch aur maango
  Man:wife ko agyakari aur samajhdaar banao
  God:Road single banau ya double





• Waah Prabhu, Kya teri Leela.!
  
  Chuha Billi se darta he,
  Billi Kutte se darti he,
  Kutta Aadmi se,
  Aadmi Biwi se aur
  Biwi chuhe se!
  
  Jai ho, Prabhu.!





• Q. Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
  A. Husband: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.





• Biwi par nibhand:- Biwi ek khatarnak prani hai ye ghar k rasoi me pai jati hai.iska poustik ahar pati ka bheja hota hai karva chouth wale din ye badi matra me dhong karte dikhai deti hai shurwat me ye prani bada acha aur mitha lagta hai bad me ye jungli sand ki tarah ho jati hai inke ma bap galti karte hai aur bhugatna inke pati ko padta hai hame sab patiyo se humdardi hai aap bhi dusro se humdardi jatayenge. Dhanyawad.





• Pati Patni me ladai ho gayi,Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone kar ke pucha:
  Khane me kya he?
  Patni:zaher.
  pati:me der se aunga,
  tum khakar so jana.





• Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
  WITHOUT INFORMATION, FIGHTING EVERYTIME !
  
  Wife says: No darling, it means..
  WITH IDIOT FOR EVER