Gujarati Funny Sms - Post 7

• Dr : Tamara aa 3 dant kevi rite tuti gaya?
  Bapu : Gharwala e banaveli Sukhadi khadhi hati
  Dr : To na padi devay ne
  BAPU: Arey to to badha tuti gaya hot
  
  
  
  
• You Are a 'AMDAVADI' if:
  1:U call Ur best Friends by their Surnames Or Special Words
  2:U Order Something in a Hotel only after Checking its cost
  3:You speak any language mixed with Gujarati
  4:U Bargain like hell even in 50% discount sale
  5:U will 4wd this only if u have a SMS pack
  
  Amdavad ROX
  
  
  
  
• Jo Mobile GUJARAT ma banta hot to ema keva
  Templates hot?
  
  1.Dafod call kar ne..
  2.Cigret Leto avje
  3.Dukan mate chha keto aavje
  4.Kai baju rakhde chhe?
  5.Pachi phone karu, baapa bajuma che
  6.Aa time pass no lecture jaldi pate to saru
  7.Chal pela ....... ni khenchiye..
  8.Bau avaj na kar nai to ghare aaine marish.
  9.Abe ganda, tara mate to jeev hajar chhe.
  10.Bas tane j yaad karto hato ne taro sms aavyo.
  
  
  
  
• Be bapuo ghana time pachhi malya.
  
  1st Bapu-Are tame to lagan kari lidha chhe ne, amara bhabhi nu naam shu chhe?
  2nd Bapu-‘Google Ba’
  1st Bapu-Aavu te kevu naam chhe emnu?
  2nd Bapu-Emne ek sawal puchho to ena das javab aape chhe...
  
  
  
  
• NRI:Bapu chhokri joi aavya? Kevi chhe?
  
  Bapu:Range kali chhe ne kane ochhu sambhde chhe.
  
  NRI:Jara english ma kaho.
  
  Bapu:'BLACK-BERY' chhe.
  
  
  
  
• HUSBAND:Tari Har Roj Ni Navi Navi Farmaish Thi Kantali Ne Hu Aapghat Karva Jau 6u..
  
  WIFE:Ek Saro White Dress To Lavi Aapo.. Besna Ma Hu Shu Pehrish.?

Gujarati Funny Sms - Post 6

• Khetar ma govadiyo gaay charaavto
  
  
  Khetar ma govadiyo gaayo charavto
  
  
  ACP says : Daya, tara chhokra ne Diploma Eng. to na j karavto..!
  
  
  
  
• Ek chhokro chhokri jova gayo.
  Thodi vaatchit pachhi chokra e puchhyu.
  "ENGLISH faave chhe ?"
  
  
  
  
  
  Chokri sharmaine : "SODA sathe hoy to faave.."
  
  
  
  
• Gandhiji na jivan charitra thi prabhavit thai me Gandhiji na phota bhega krvanu chalu kryu 6e to tamari pase jetli 500/1000 ni note hoy te mokli aapo.
  
  
  
  
• Kyarek tene mari preet samjay jase,
  Tyare hraday tenu munjay jase,
  Pa6i gotse mane saghda sansar ma,
  Pan tya sudhi ma to maru bije "Gothvaai" jase...;-)
  
  
  
  
• Tamne athwa tamara group ma koi ne Sinh(lion) no nakh Pehervano sokh hoy to mane call karjo...
  
  Aato hu Nakh kapto hato etle yad aavyu..
  
  
  
  
• Bapu chotila ni ticket laine bus ma chadya.!
  Bapu a bus ma haalva nu chalu karyu..
  Condctr : ka bapu bus ma halo chho?
  Bapu : chotila haline java ni 'MANTA' Lidhi chhe.!
  
  
  
  
• Surti-Mne sanskrit sikhvo
  Pandit-kem
  Surti-Devtao ni bhasha 6 etle
  Marine swrg gyo to jrur pdse ne
  Pndit-ne Nark gyo to?
  Surti-To SURTI to aavde j 6 ne
  
  
  
  
• Baa ane Bapu pardesh java airport pahochya..
  Baa - Aapde fridge haare lai lidhu hot to saru hatu..
  
  Bapu - kem ?
  
  
  Baa - Passport fridge upar rahi gaya chhe...
  
  
  
  
• 1 var rajnikant helmet paheri bike chalavto hato ane accident thayo ane helmet rasta per padi gayu,
  Aaje e area amdavad ma helmet char ratsa thi olkhay 6e!

Gujarati Funny Sms

• Miletry officer-Naujawano aagal besi jav.
  
  Bapu agal na betha.
  
  Officer-Tame kem ubha chho?
  
  Bapu-Tame 9 jawano nu kidhu ane ame to 10 ma chhieye.
  
  
  
  
• Sorry,
  Bhul thi tamne aa Msg send thai gayo, niche na jota kharab kharab lakhyu 6e.
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  "KHARAB-KHARAB"
  
  
  
  
• Koi SMS Thi
  Tamaru DIL
  Dubhayu Hoy,
  Koi SMS
  Repeat Thyo Hoy,
  Koi SMS
  Upadelo Lagyo Hoy,
  vadhare padta
  sms thai gaya hoy to SMSICHAMIDUKDAM
  
  
  
  
• Bapu Railway Interview Aapva Gaya.
  Interviwr-Train Accidnts Atakavava su Pagla Bharso?
  Bapu-Railway Track Par BUMP Banavi daish..
  
  
  
  
• Que-Prem kya bane chhe?
  
  Ans-"China" ma.. kemk eni koi warranty-guarantee nathi hoti...
  
  
  
  
• Gori-Tu jab jab mujko pukare me chali aavu nadiya kinare..
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  Gamna bapa-Hu daytu 6e ya tara bapnu? Ola ae kidhu no kidhu ne hadi kadhi ne tarat nadi kinare.. Taydh ni thuthvay rays aena karta bes ne 6animani gharma kam hayse to aafudo aavse e ghare aene ya kya pada duje 6e..
  
  
  
  
• Jab koi baat bigad jaye
  Jab koi mushkil pd jaye
  To
  To
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  ( '-' ) Hu su
  <) (> karu?
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  Sidha rehta hoy to kai thay j nai..
  
  
  
  
• Chhokari na gaal par gulab marta:
  English Girl-Darling,u r so notty.
  Urdu- Nahin karo janu.
  Sikh- tussi vade romantic ho.
  Guj- VANDRA jeva, ankh ma vagyu.
  
  
  
  
• Santa A Bhikhari Ne Samjavta Kahyu-Tu Bhikh Kem Mange Chhe Aaa Bau Kharab Kam Chhe.
  Bhikhari-Shu Tame Kyarey Bhikh Mangi Chhe?
  Santa-Na to !
  Bhikhari-To Tamne Kevi Rite Khabar Padi Ke Aa Kharab Kam Chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Pavitra mobile maas ma,shree network dev ni krupa thi SMS free thai gaya hoy, to balli bhakto ne vinanti ke shradha bhavna thi yathasakti sms arpan kare..