Gujarati Funny Sms - Post 6

• Khetar ma govadiyo gaay charaavto
  
  
  Khetar ma govadiyo gaayo charavto
  
  
  ACP says : Daya, tara chhokra ne Diploma Eng. to na j karavto..!
  
  
  
  
• Ek chhokro chhokri jova gayo.
  Thodi vaatchit pachhi chokra e puchhyu.
  "ENGLISH faave chhe ?"
  
  
  
  
  
  Chokri sharmaine : "SODA sathe hoy to faave.."
  
  
  
  
• Gandhiji na jivan charitra thi prabhavit thai me Gandhiji na phota bhega krvanu chalu kryu 6e to tamari pase jetli 500/1000 ni note hoy te mokli aapo.
  
  
  
  
• Kyarek tene mari preet samjay jase,
  Tyare hraday tenu munjay jase,
  Pa6i gotse mane saghda sansar ma,
  Pan tya sudhi ma to maru bije "Gothvaai" jase...;-)
  
  
  
  
• Tamne athwa tamara group ma koi ne Sinh(lion) no nakh Pehervano sokh hoy to mane call karjo...
  
  Aato hu Nakh kapto hato etle yad aavyu..
  
  
  
  
• Bapu chotila ni ticket laine bus ma chadya.!
  Bapu a bus ma haalva nu chalu karyu..
  Condctr : ka bapu bus ma halo chho?
  Bapu : chotila haline java ni 'MANTA' Lidhi chhe.!
  
  
  
  
• Surti-Mne sanskrit sikhvo
  Pandit-kem
  Surti-Devtao ni bhasha 6 etle
  Marine swrg gyo to jrur pdse ne
  Pndit-ne Nark gyo to?
  Surti-To SURTI to aavde j 6 ne
  
  
  
  
• Baa ane Bapu pardesh java airport pahochya..
  Baa - Aapde fridge haare lai lidhu hot to saru hatu..
  
  Bapu - kem ?
  
  
  Baa - Passport fridge upar rahi gaya chhe...
  
  
  
  
• 1 var rajnikant helmet paheri bike chalavto hato ane accident thayo ane helmet rasta per padi gayu,
  Aaje e area amdavad ma helmet char ratsa thi olkhay 6e!