Gujarati Funny Sms - Post 7

• Dr : Tamara aa 3 dant kevi rite tuti gaya?
  Bapu : Gharwala e banaveli Sukhadi khadhi hati
  Dr : To na padi devay ne
  BAPU: Arey to to badha tuti gaya hot
  
  
  
  
• You Are a 'AMDAVADI' if:
  1:U call Ur best Friends by their Surnames Or Special Words
  2:U Order Something in a Hotel only after Checking its cost
  3:You speak any language mixed with Gujarati
  4:U Bargain like hell even in 50% discount sale
  5:U will 4wd this only if u have a SMS pack
  
  Amdavad ROX
  
  
  
  
• Jo Mobile GUJARAT ma banta hot to ema keva
  Templates hot?
  
  1.Dafod call kar ne..
  2.Cigret Leto avje
  3.Dukan mate chha keto aavje
  4.Kai baju rakhde chhe?
  5.Pachi phone karu, baapa bajuma che
  6.Aa time pass no lecture jaldi pate to saru
  7.Chal pela ....... ni khenchiye..
  8.Bau avaj na kar nai to ghare aaine marish.
  9.Abe ganda, tara mate to jeev hajar chhe.
  10.Bas tane j yaad karto hato ne taro sms aavyo.
  
  
  
  
• Be bapuo ghana time pachhi malya.
  
  1st Bapu-Are tame to lagan kari lidha chhe ne, amara bhabhi nu naam shu chhe?
  2nd Bapu-‘Google Ba’
  1st Bapu-Aavu te kevu naam chhe emnu?
  2nd Bapu-Emne ek sawal puchho to ena das javab aape chhe...
  
  
  
  
• NRI:Bapu chhokri joi aavya? Kevi chhe?
  
  Bapu:Range kali chhe ne kane ochhu sambhde chhe.
  
  NRI:Jara english ma kaho.
  
  Bapu:'BLACK-BERY' chhe.
  
  
  
  
• HUSBAND:Tari Har Roj Ni Navi Navi Farmaish Thi Kantali Ne Hu Aapghat Karva Jau 6u..
  
  WIFE:Ek Saro White Dress To Lavi Aapo.. Besna Ma Hu Shu Pehrish.?

Gujarati Funny Sms - Post 6

• Khetar ma govadiyo gaay charaavto
  
  
  Khetar ma govadiyo gaayo charavto
  
  
  ACP says : Daya, tara chhokra ne Diploma Eng. to na j karavto..!
  
  
  
  
• Ek chhokro chhokri jova gayo.
  Thodi vaatchit pachhi chokra e puchhyu.
  "ENGLISH faave chhe ?"
  
  
  
  
  
  Chokri sharmaine : "SODA sathe hoy to faave.."
  
  
  
  
• Gandhiji na jivan charitra thi prabhavit thai me Gandhiji na phota bhega krvanu chalu kryu 6e to tamari pase jetli 500/1000 ni note hoy te mokli aapo.
  
  
  
  
• Kyarek tene mari preet samjay jase,
  Tyare hraday tenu munjay jase,
  Pa6i gotse mane saghda sansar ma,
  Pan tya sudhi ma to maru bije "Gothvaai" jase...;-)
  
  
  
  
• Tamne athwa tamara group ma koi ne Sinh(lion) no nakh Pehervano sokh hoy to mane call karjo...
  
  Aato hu Nakh kapto hato etle yad aavyu..
  
  
  
  
• Bapu chotila ni ticket laine bus ma chadya.!
  Bapu a bus ma haalva nu chalu karyu..
  Condctr : ka bapu bus ma halo chho?
  Bapu : chotila haline java ni 'MANTA' Lidhi chhe.!
  
  
  
  
• Surti-Mne sanskrit sikhvo
  Pandit-kem
  Surti-Devtao ni bhasha 6 etle
  Marine swrg gyo to jrur pdse ne
  Pndit-ne Nark gyo to?
  Surti-To SURTI to aavde j 6 ne
  
  
  
  
• Baa ane Bapu pardesh java airport pahochya..
  Baa - Aapde fridge haare lai lidhu hot to saru hatu..
  
  Bapu - kem ?
  
  
  Baa - Passport fridge upar rahi gaya chhe...
  
  
  
  
• 1 var rajnikant helmet paheri bike chalavto hato ane accident thayo ane helmet rasta per padi gayu,
  Aaje e area amdavad ma helmet char ratsa thi olkhay 6e!

Gujarati Funny Sms

• Miletry officer-Naujawano aagal besi jav.
  
  Bapu agal na betha.
  
  Officer-Tame kem ubha chho?
  
  Bapu-Tame 9 jawano nu kidhu ane ame to 10 ma chhieye.
  
  
  
  
• Sorry,
  Bhul thi tamne aa Msg send thai gayo, niche na jota kharab kharab lakhyu 6e.
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  "KHARAB-KHARAB"
  
  
  
  
• Koi SMS Thi
  Tamaru DIL
  Dubhayu Hoy,
  Koi SMS
  Repeat Thyo Hoy,
  Koi SMS
  Upadelo Lagyo Hoy,
  vadhare padta
  sms thai gaya hoy to SMSICHAMIDUKDAM
  
  
  
  
• Bapu Railway Interview Aapva Gaya.
  Interviwr-Train Accidnts Atakavava su Pagla Bharso?
  Bapu-Railway Track Par BUMP Banavi daish..
  
  
  
  
• Que-Prem kya bane chhe?
  
  Ans-"China" ma.. kemk eni koi warranty-guarantee nathi hoti...
  
  
  
  
• Gori-Tu jab jab mujko pukare me chali aavu nadiya kinare..
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  Gamna bapa-Hu daytu 6e ya tara bapnu? Ola ae kidhu no kidhu ne hadi kadhi ne tarat nadi kinare.. Taydh ni thuthvay rays aena karta bes ne 6animani gharma kam hayse to aafudo aavse e ghare aene ya kya pada duje 6e..
  
  
  
  
• Jab koi baat bigad jaye
  Jab koi mushkil pd jaye
  To
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  ( '-' ) Hu su
  <) (> karu?
  J L
  
  Sidha rehta hoy to kai thay j nai..
  
  
  
  
• Chhokari na gaal par gulab marta:
  English Girl-Darling,u r so notty.
  Urdu- Nahin karo janu.
  Sikh- tussi vade romantic ho.
  Guj- VANDRA jeva, ankh ma vagyu.
  
  
  
  
• Santa A Bhikhari Ne Samjavta Kahyu-Tu Bhikh Kem Mange Chhe Aaa Bau Kharab Kam Chhe.
  Bhikhari-Shu Tame Kyarey Bhikh Mangi Chhe?
  Santa-Na to !
  Bhikhari-To Tamne Kevi Rite Khabar Padi Ke Aa Kharab Kam Chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Pavitra mobile maas ma,shree network dev ni krupa thi SMS free thai gaya hoy, to balli bhakto ne vinanti ke shradha bhavna thi yathasakti sms arpan kare..

Gujarati Funny Sms - Post 4

• Boy :-Janu, Suteli hoy to sapnu mokal.
  Jagti hoy to yaad mokal.
  Hasti hoy to khusi mokal.
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  Radti hoy to aansu mokal!
  Girl : vasan dhov 6u "AETHAVAD" moklu?
  
  
  
  
• Varsad nu ek japtu jordar avi gyu
  
  
  
  wah wah.
  
  
  
  Varsad nu ek japtu jordar avi gyu
  
  
  wah wah
  
  
  
  
  
  Acp: Daya,chal jamva, apdu tifin avi gayu.
  
  
  
  
• Chhokri ne chhedta chhokra ne loko a khub maryo
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  chhokri ne chhedta chhokra ne loko a khub maryo
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  Acp: sachu bol daya satam atham ma ketla haryo.
  
  
  
  
• America java mate to plane ma javanu
  
  Wah wah
  
  America java mate to plane ma javanu
  
  ACP : Daya game te thay Garba ramva to AHMEDABAD j javanu
  HAPPY NAVRATRI
  
  
  
  
• CID IN MEHSANA STYLE
  
  Man ungh aav h toy mu jagu hu
  
  Wah..wah..
  
  Man ungh aav h toy mu jagu hu.
  
  
  Acp: alya daya, yad h, mu tari fay pos rupiya magu hu..!!
  
  
  
  
• What is sunday??
  S-savare
  U-uthya
  N-nahya
  D-dhoya vina
  A-ame tamne
  Y-yad karya..
  Wishing you the day in advance..!!
  
  ENJOY THE SUNDAY.
  
  
  
  
• Je mane bhuli jay.
  eno phone tuti jay.
  bhukka thai jay.
  chatni thai jay,
  enu charger bagdi jay,
  sav sadi jay,
  dhumada nikli jay,
  sim lock thai jay,
  local call par std charge lage,
  local area ma roaming no charge lage,
  call karya vagar balance udi jay,
  caller tune chalu thai jay,
  eno number ej bhuli jay.
  
  
  
  
• Pahelu sukh te
  
  "JATE NARYA"
  
  
  Ane
  
  
  pahelu dukh te....?
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  "FERA FARYA"
  
  
  
  
• Teacher:Chintu Tara Pappa Su Kare 6e?
  Chintu:Sir! HDFC na Malik 6e.
  Teacher:Wah Saras! pan HDFC no Mtlb shu Thay?
  Chintu:Hiralal Dabeli & Farsan Center
  
  
  
  
• Koi no ACCIDENT joi ne tena par EXPRESSIONS :
  U.S-OH MY GOD
  
  PAK-YA ALLAH
  
  S.A-O LA LA AUSIE- GOT A HIT
  
  GUJARATI-PARTY color marvama ne marvama gusi gai..

Gujarati Jokes

• Tamari sapno ni duniya ma jara amne yaad karjo,
  Koi kaam pade to tarat sad karjo,
  Mane adat chhe SMS karva ni,
  Jo pasand na hoy to tamara mobile no chhuto GHA karjo.
  
  
  
  
• NEW RECIPE OF MAGGI: Cricketer medan ma jay tyare pani muko, e pahelo ball rame tyare masalo nakho ane e out thaine pachho fare tyare utari lo.. Maggi taiyar.
  
  
  
  
• Jivan ma pragati karva mate hamesha MAHAN (GREAT) vyakti na pagle pagle chalvu joie.
  
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  Tamare pragati karvi hoy to..
  
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  Hu roj savare chalva niklu chhu, aavta rejo.
  
  
  
  
• Santa roj savare uthine zaad ni dali par besi jato hato, kem k....
  
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  E MBA karva ma GANDO (Mentally disturbed) thai gayo hato ane potane BRANCH MANAGER manto hato.
  
  
  
  
• Bapu 2 Santa-Mara grand father 90 varas sudhi jivya pan emne kadi glasses(chasma) no upyog nato karyo.
  
  Santa-Barabar chhe, ghana loko glass (pyalo) no upyog nathi karta.. direct bottle ma thij p le chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Teacher ek chookari ne-Taru naam shu chhe?
  
  Chhokari-AMITABH BACHHAN NE DHAKKO MARO.
  
  Teacher-Aa te kevu naam?
  
  Chhokari-PUSH-PAA
  
  
  
  
• Santa e cycle ni dukan kholi. Banta eni dukane aavyo ane kahyu mare cycle levi chhe, pan saral hapte (easy installments) thi..
  
  Santa-Thik chhe, bolo pahela pendal lai jaso k seat.
  
  
  
  
• Mara mitrana sapna ma ena dada aavya ane kahyu tamare jetla PAAP karva hoy etla karjo, kem k ahi NARK ma amne dival upar mand mand jagya mali chhe.

Gujarati Funny Sms

• 1 Gamda na bapa e tena foreign ma rehta dikra ne phone karyo.
  Helo, Chhagan chhe?
  Dikrani wife: No, A "BATH" maa chhe.
  Bapa-Ghadik chhuto melone mare vaat karvi chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Most amazing lines said by KATHIYAWADI lover to his love while BREAK UP..
  
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  "Haal, Haal, Haltini tha."
  
  
  
  
• Ek darudiyo roj daru pi ne SHIVJI na mandire darshan karva jato hato. Ek divse pujarie Shivji ni murti kadhi ne GANESHJI ni murti muki didhi.
  
  Ganeshji ni murti joi darudiyo bolyo: CHHOKRA, TARA BAPA NE KEJE K KAKA AAVYA HATA.
  
  
  
  
• Teacher-Water nu chemical formula kaho.
  
  Student-H2MgCl NaCl HN03 CaCo3Ca (OH)2SnIN HgNiHCL(COOH)
  
  Teacher-Aa shu chhe?
  
  Student-Aa municipality nu water chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Bapu ne koi e puchyu-Bapu, aaj-kaal shu business karo chho?
  
  Bapu-Wooden Articles
  
  Manas-Em..! Special item kai?
  
  Bapu-DAATAN
  
  
  
  
• Doctor-Mr. Patel, tamari patni na upar na hoth par tanka leva padse.
  
  Patel-Ketlo kharcho thase, saheb?
  
  Dr-250 rupiya
  
  Patel-Aa lo 500 ane banne hoth siwi nakho.
  
  
  
  
• AFRICAN PJ
  
  Sambhali na shakti hoy evi Negro stree ne shu kahevay?
  
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  "BLACK BERRY"
  
  
  
  
• BAPU NI SHAYRI
  
  Chand ne lavu tara chok ma
  Gulab ni pankhadi lagavu tara hoth ma
  Hira no har peravu tari dok ma
  
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  Pan hamna MANDI ma tu mari PATTAR thok ma...

Gujarati Funny Sms

• Kkhgghachachhjazatathadadhanatathadadhanapafababhamayaralavashashasahalaxagna.
  
  
  
  
  Nathi vanchta avadtu?
  Nak kapavi naykhu school nu.
  
  
  
  
  Aree Kakko chhe..





• Prem, ishq ane mohabbat...
  E badhu stock market jevu chhe,
  
  
  Aama to evu chhe ne k .... favi gaya to Harshad mehta.... nahitar Narsinh Mehta.!





• Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?
  
  Bapu: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other Country To Celebrate Diwali In Our country..





• Rabari pilot banyo, nokari par thi 7 divas pa6i paa6o aayo.
  
  Baapa e pu6yu kem paacho aayo?
  
  Beto bolyo vimaan par "jay goga" lakhwaani na paade 6e ;-)





• Latest gujrati shayari
  
  Haiya ma gham rakhu chu,
  Dil ma taru nam rakhu chu,
  
  Tari Yaad ma dukhe che maru mathu,
  
  Tyare toh khisa ma ZANDU-BAM rakhu chu..





• Nathubha ek book vaanchta vaanchta rova laagya
  Baa - kem ruvo chho?
  Nathubha - aa book no ant khoob karoon chhe.
  Baa - kai book?
  
  Nathubha - Passbook..





• Chor pakadvanu machine shodhayu..
  
  USA ma 1 day ma 15 chor pakdaya
  Russia ma 20
  China ma 30
  
  India ma 1 Hour ma to machine j choray gayu!
  
  Mera Bharat Mahan





• Chitragupte Yamaraj ne pu6yu k..
  Aapno target kem puro nathi thato?
  
  Yamaraj: Hu shu karu.. maro paado pahoche, e pahela to MODI ni 108 pahochi jay che.





• Cop 2 BAPU-Park ma aam betha chho, Balako par shu asar padshe?
  
  BAPU-Ame be Married Chhiye
  
  Cop-To Ghare Beso.
  
  BAPU-To ana PATI par shu asar Padshe?





• Bapu 2 Bill Gates:"Tame manas vichitra chho!"
  
  Gates:Kem?
  
  Bapu:Atak darvaja (GATES) ni rakho chho ne dhandho bari (WINDOWS) no karo chho.!