Sardar Sms - Post 6

• Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Que.Paper banaya..
  Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.!
  Que. the :
  1. China kis Desh me he.?
  2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he.?
  3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he.?
  4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he.?
  5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he.?
  
  
  
  
• Santa-What is difference between COFFY shop & WINE shop.
  Banta-coffy shop is the starting point of LOVE & wine shop is last point of LOVE..
  
  
  
  
• Santa: Mobile mein punjabi gaane bharwane he..
  Dukanwala: Memory Card he..?
  Santa: Memory Card to nahi he.. Rasshan Card challega..?
  
  
  
  
• Santa-Kal Muje 10 Logo Ne Mara!
  Banta-Fir Tune Kya Kia?
  Santa-Mene Kaha Saalo 1-1 Krke Aao.
  Banta-Fir?
  Santa-Fir Kya, Saalo Ne 1-1 Karke Bhot Mara!
  
  
  
  
• Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya..
  
  Ladki- Tumhre Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi Hai Kya.?
  
  Santa- Pata Nahi, Me To Subah Se Ghar Ke Bahar Hu..
  
  
  
  
• Sardar ne A.C Lagwaya
  Wife ne pucha-oji Abhi to Sardi he?
  Sardar:Oye pagli maine A.C ulta lagwaya he, Garam Hawa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar..."
  

Sardar Sms - Post 5

• Sardar apni 6 months ki baby ki aawaz record kar rha tha.
  Biwi ne pucha-Iska kya karoge?
  Sardar-Jab ye badi ho jaygi to ise suna kar iska matlab pu6unga
  
  
  
  
• Santa juice ka gilas le k baitha tha.
  Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pi gya.
  
  Santa- Meri to saali kismat hi kharaab hai.
  Beta fail ho gya.
  Bivi dost k saath bhag gyi.
  Naukrani aa ni rahi.
  Nal me pani nahi.
  Ghar me light nahi.
  Ab juice me..
  Zehar dal k peene ko rakha tha, aur WO BHI TU PI GYA...
  
  
  
  
• Santa to his wife: Aaj murgi to bahut tasty banai hai kuch alag masala lagaya kya?
  Wife: Na ji murgi jal gayi thi, isiliye BOROPLUS lagaya hai.
  
  
  
  
• Santa-Tuze punjab jane me 1din lagta hai lautne me 4din kyu?
  
  Banta-Ye sab car banane walo ki galti hai, jane k 4 gear diye aur revers k liye sirf ek.
  
  
  
  
• Santa cycle pe bhikari k pas se guzra..
  Bhikari bola-Allah k nam pe kuch khila do baba..
  Santa cycle rokkar-Chal piche baith, tuje round khila deta hu.!
  
  
  
  
• SANTA-Shimla ja rha hun, raste me BIWI ko khayi me gira dunga.
  BANTA-Meri BHI leja, usse bhi gira dena.
  SANTA-Agar tu BURA na maane,to use VAPSI me gira du?
  
  
  
  
• TEACHER-Batao, bharat me sabse jyada baarish kaha girti he?
  Badi der sochne k bad Santa ne jawab diya-
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  Zameen Par...!

Sardar Sms - Post 4

• Sardar ki shadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
  
  Sardar-Ye 3 mahine me bachha kaise ho gaya?
  
  Bibi-Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
  
  Sardar-3 mahina
  
  Bibi-Aur meri shadi ko?
  
  Sardar-3 mahina
  
  Bibi-Aur bachha kitne mahine baad hua?
  
  Sardar-3 mahina
  
  Bibi-Ab total ki hua?
  
  Sardar-Thik 9 mahine. Yar aaj kal sali ginti me bhi galtiya ho rahi hai..
  
  
  
  
• Santa 2 Banta-Mere bete ka CREDIT CARD chori ho gaya hai.
  
  Banta-Bank ko bataya?
  
  Santa-Nahi, chor mere bete se kam kharcha karta hai.
  
  
  
  
• Sabziwala sabzi par pani chhidak raha tha. Santa wahi khada tha. Kafi der ho gai to Santa jor se bola-Agar sabzi ko HOSH aa gaya ho to 1 kg. tamatar de do.
  
  
  
  
• Akbar & Santa was best friends
  Once Santa went to Masjid 1st time with Akbar
  Akbar: Allaaa hu Akbar..!
  Santa: Allaaa hu Santa..!
  
  
  
  
• MATHS Teacher to Brilliant Sardar- How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
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  Sardar:Juice banake de do.
  Think different yaar.
  
  
  
  
• Sardar: I love You Means Kya Hota Hai?
  
  Girl: Me Tumse Pyaar Karti Hu.
  
  Sardar: Le 1 Question Kya Puchha Tu toh Mujhse Pyar Kar Baithi
  
  
  
  
• Banta was in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.
  
  Banta: U r trying to see my wife, sit here, I'll drive!
  
  
  
  
• Santa-Yaar, usne khansi ki davai mangi aur tune use julab q diya?
  Banta-Oe, tune dekha nai, use ek ghanta ho gaya davai lie hue, use khansi aai? Ab voh khansi kha ne ki jurrat hi nahi karega.
  
  
  
  
• Santa: Yaar aaj to 1Re. mein 4 amrood mil gaye.
  Banta: Wo kaise?
  Santa: 1Re. ka 1 usne diya, 2 main utha ke bhag gaya, aur 1 usne mujhe mara.
  
  
  
  
• Banta-Sorry yaar, mai late ho gaya. Bijli chali gai thi islie main elivator main 2 ghante fas gaya tha.
  Santa-Are mere saath bhi aisa hi hua. Mai bhi escellator main fas gaya tha.

Sardar Sms

• Sardar ki girlfriend romantic mood me-Aaj mere ghar koi nahi he.. Aa jao!!
  Sardar-Tu mere ghar aaja, mere ghar sab log hai, isliye tera man lag jayega.
  
  
  
  
• One announcement in a fair-"Ek bachha mila hai, jin ka hai aa kar le jaiye"
  
  Santa came there and said-Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka bachha kaisa hota hai.
  
  
  
  
• Santa was reading news paper "INDIAN ATHLETE LOST GOLD MEDAL IN LONG JUMP"
  
  Santa says "Idiot, who told him to wear a gold medal while jumping?"
  
  
  
  
• In Exam
  
  QUESTION-Prove Sin X=6n
  
  Sardar-Canceling 'n' on both side
  Si x=6
  Hence proved,
  Six=6
  
  
  
  
• Santa diary likh raha tha.
  
  Aaj meri behan ko bachha hone wala hai, pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki. Isliye mujhe yeh bhi nahi pata k main MAMA banunga ya MAMI
  
  
  
  
• Santa ko electric chair pe bitha kar electric current se maut ki saza sunai gayi.
  
  Jallad-Akhari khwahish kya hai?
  
  Santa-Muze dar lag raha hai, mera hath pakad lo.
  
  
  
  
• Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga "Bangalore aya, Bangalore aya, Balle Balle"
  
  Air hostess - Sir, plz be silent.
  
  Sardar-Ok jee, "Angalore aya, Aangalore aya, Alle Alle"

Sardar Sms

• Junior Sardar apne papa ki marriage cd dekh ke bola: "papa muje b apni shadi me item girls nachaani hai"
  
  Sardar-khote de puttar! "wo sab Item girls nahi, teri mausiyan hai"
  
  
  
  
• Sardar's wife: Itni rat ho gai par ye ab tak nahi aye jarur ladki ka chakkar he.
  
  Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura sochegi.Kya pata ki truck k niche aa gaya ho??
  
  
  
  
• Sardar: Doctor, Plastic surjery karvane me kitna kharcha aaega?
  Dr: 5 lakh
  Sardar:Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?
  
  
  
  
• Sardar-Agar Operation ke dauran Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaaye To Usi Doctor Se Shaadi Kar Lena.
  
  Biwi-Aisa Kyun Keh rahe Ho?
  
  Sardar-To Kya Doctor ko Maaf kar du.?
  
  
  
  
• Santa samundar mein dahi daal raha tha.
  Banta-kya kar rahe ho?
  Santa-Lassi bana raha hun.
  Banta-isi liye log hum par joke banate hai.Itni Lassi tera Baap Piyega?
  
  
  
  
• Santa-Mere dada ne 1857 ki jang me dushman ki taange tak kaat di thi.
  
  Banta-Gardane q nahi kati?
  
  Santa-Wo to pahle se hi kati hui thi.
  
  
  
  
• Nurse: Mubarak ho, aapke ghar beta paida hua hai.
  
  Santa: Wah, kya technology hai, meri biwi hospital main hai aur bachha ghar paida hua hai.
  
  
  
  
• Jo DIL main dard de use DILDAR kahete hai,
  
  Wah wah,,
  
  Jo DIL main dard de use DILDAR kahete hai,
  
  Aur
  
  Aur
  
  Jo SAR main dard de use SARDAR kahete hai..

Sardar Sms (Santa Banta & Mix)

• Sardar 2 waiter-Do you serve pigs?
  
  Waiter-Please sit down sir, we serve every one.





• Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?
  Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.
  Sir:Wo Kaise?
  Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kehte Hai Saalo Ne Fir Kaat di!





• CID-Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk?
  
  Sardar: Sir,I Think they are uneducated, if they were educated, they would leave their signature.





• Santa:Tumse shadi karke mujhe bahut bada fayda hua hai..!
  Wife:Woh kya..?
  Santa:Mujhe mere GUNAHO ki saza jite ji hi mil gayi hai, is liye main marne k baad swarg main jaunga..!





• 1 Sardar 2 other: Do u know english?
  2 Sardar: Ya
  1st: Ok, then tell me what is d opposite of NAAG PANCHMI?
  2nd: Oye very simple yaar "NAAG DON'T PUNCH ME"





• BREAKING NEWS:
  
  Sardaron ne ye elan kar diya h ki Gurdware me 5,10,20,50,100,500,1000 k note nahi chadaye jayege.
  
  Kyoki GANDHI k sir per rumal nahi hai.





• Boss-Apki shadi ho gayi
  
  Santa-Yes,1 ladki se hui he
  
  Boss-Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti he
  
  Santa-No! meri behan ki to ladke Se hui he





• Santa:Exam se gabhra na mat, tu Sher ka Puttar he.!
  
  Beta:Ji Papaji, Teacher bhi yehi kehti he ki tu kise jaanwar ki he aulaad he..!





• Counselor: What is the main reason for a divorce ?
  
  Santa: Marriage





• Banta owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed.
  Friend asks:Why this?
  Banta:Bcoz married men r more obedient





• Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha.
  
  Banta- kya kar rahe ho?
  
  Santa- Dekh raha hu k sala Leak kaha se ho raha hai.





• Santa & his wife went 4 divorce.
  
  Judge:U have 3 kids.How will u divide them?
  
  Sardar thinks & says "oye...Idea, v'll come next year with 1 more!





• Santa - Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
  
  Banta - Suicide karne k liye, kahi infection na ho jaye...





• Santa was thinking..
  
  Wife:Kya soch rahe ho
  
  Santa:Ye STAR PLUS walonko pata kaise chalta hai
  
  Wife:Kya?
  
  Santa:Aap dekh rahe hai Star PLUS.





• Intervr:What is ur Qualification?
  
  Sardr: PhD
  
  Intervr:What do u mean by PHD?
  
  Srdr:Passed High School with Difficulty!!





• Sardar was taking DICTATION test of the students.
  
  Last bench students said:Sir, V can't hear U.
  
  Sardar: Ok, Don't worry, I'll write it on the board.





• Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo kar kha raha tha.
  
  Waiter:Ye kaise kha rahe ho?
  
  Santa:I'm a Maths teacher. DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui hai.





• Santa ki amma mar gayi
  1 aadmi bola-Amma mujhe bhi le jati
  2-4 aur bole-Amma hame bhi le jati
  Santa bola-Chup ho jao gadho,amma kya tata sumo karke gayi hai.





• Ek sardar Indian flag lene gaya
  Flag dekh kar sardar kuch bola jisse dukanwala behosh ho gaya, guess what?
  
  
  
  
  Isme aur colors dikana





• Ek Sardarne PATHAN ki beti ka rishta manga. Pathan ne Sardar ko khub mara.
  
  Maar kha k Sardar utha, kapde jhad K Bola: To Phir, Khansahab main inkaar samjhu?