Sardar Sms - Post 6

• Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Que.Paper banaya..
  Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.!
  Que. the :
  1. China kis Desh me he.?
  2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he.?
  3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he.?
  4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he.?
  5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he.?
  
  
  
  
• Santa-What is difference between COFFY shop & WINE shop.
  Banta-coffy shop is the starting point of LOVE & wine shop is last point of LOVE..
  
  
  
  
• Santa: Mobile mein punjabi gaane bharwane he..
  Dukanwala: Memory Card he..?
  Santa: Memory Card to nahi he.. Rasshan Card challega..?
  
  
  
  
• Santa-Kal Muje 10 Logo Ne Mara!
  Banta-Fir Tune Kya Kia?
  Santa-Mene Kaha Saalo 1-1 Krke Aao.
  Banta-Fir?
  Santa-Fir Kya, Saalo Ne 1-1 Karke Bhot Mara!
  
  
  
  
• Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya..
  
  Ladki- Tumhre Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi Hai Kya.?
  
  Santa- Pata Nahi, Me To Subah Se Ghar Ke Bahar Hu..
  
  
  
  
• Sardar ne A.C Lagwaya
  Wife ne pucha-oji Abhi to Sardi he?
  Sardar:Oye pagli maine A.C ulta lagwaya he, Garam Hawa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar..."