Boys N Girls Sms - Post 4

• Master To Student: A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?
  
  Student:
  
  A=Apni
  
  B=Beti ka
  
  C=Cell Number
  
  D=Dijiye.
  
  
  
  
• Exam me fail hone ki wjah kya he
  Sidha jawab he
  1 sal ke 365 din hote h
  Roj 8 ghnte sone k
  to pure sal ke 122 din
  365-122=243
  Diwali or smr vactn gino 61 din
  243-61=182 din
  Usme 52 sundy
  182-52=130 din
  Festivl k 40
  Clg festivl 15 din
  130-55=75 din
  Khane pine nhane k 3 ghnte ke hisab se 46 din
  75-46=29 din
  Roj k 1 ghnte dosto k Uske 15 din
  29-15=14 din
  Ab Isme 10 din to bimar rhte h
  14-10=4 din bche
  Exm k time b tV dkhne k 3 din
  4-3=1 din bche
  1 sal me 1 din hi to birth day ata h
  Ab bday k din kon pdhe
  
  
  
  
• Boy-Mujhe acchi ladki dila do
  God-Agar tu muslim hai to KATRINA
  Hindu hai to BIPASHA
  christain hai to GENELIYA
  Bol,tera naam kya hai?
  Boy-Abdul Tukaram Disouza.
  
  
  
  
• Ladki se Nasa hota h,
  Nase se junoon
  Junun se mehnat
  Mehnat se Padai
  Padhai se Career
  Isliye Career Banane ke liye Girlfrnd Banana Bahot jruri h...:-)
  
  
  
  
• How Guys feel sorry after hurting their gf
  1st day - sorry
  2nd day- sorry pls
  3rd day- just talk to me once bby
  4th day- pls listen na bby pls pls
  5th day- plz itna naraz matt ho mujhse
  6th day- I'l die wthout u agr tune baat nai ki to me suicide kr lunga..
  7th day - 36 ladkiya tere jaisi.. nachti hain mere liye, tu hi paeda hui hai miss world..
  bandariya kahin ki..
  ht..phurrrr...!
  8th day - baby I'm really sorry I was drunk last nite.
  
  
  
  
• BECHARA LADKA
  
  Ladki par hath uthay toh zalim
  Ladki se pit jaye toh namard
  
  Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh k lade toh jealous
  Chup rhe toh fattu
  
  Ghar se bahar rhe toh aawara
  Ghar me rhe toh nakara
  
  Baccho ko dante toh buzdil
  Na dante toh laparwah
  
  Biwi ko naukri se roke toh shaki mizaz
  Na roke toh biwi ki kamai khane wala
  
  Aakhir bechara ladka
  kare to kare kya??
  
  Kindly forward 2 all boys & girls,bcoz
  MARD KO BHI DARD HOTA HAI !!
  
  
  
  
• Painfull Line Said By a Girl To Her BoyFriend After BreakUp..
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  He Bhagwan, Ab Mera Kharcha Kon Uthayega???
  
  
  
  
• Alcohol contains Girl hormones..
  
  PROOF:
  After drinking
  1.Boy talk unnecesarily,
  2.Becomes over emotional
  3.Drive badly
  4.Stop thinking
  5.Fight for nothing
  
  
  
  
• Girl's Status on facebook:
  'feeling sad'
  
  17021 comments..
  
  
  Boy's Status:
  'Goin 2 commit Suicide'
  
  2 likes n 1 comment "Dekh le yr, ho sake to rehne de.."

Boys N Girls Sms - Post 3

• AajKal Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti Hai
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  AajKal Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti Hai
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  Grammar To Aati Nahi
  aur English Me Baat Karti Hai
  
  
  
  
• HEIGHT OF RESPECT
  
  Hum Sirf Ye Soch Ke Paper Khali De Aate Hai
  Ki Kahi Teacher Ye Na Kahe Ki
  
  Dekho Aajkal Ke Bacche Bado Ko Jawab Dete Hai.
  
  
  
  
• An Engineering Student called up his H.O.D. but got HOD'S wife instead on d call. "He died last week." she explained.
  
  D next day d student called again n asked 4 d HOD.
  
  Again wife answrd d call and said "I told u he died last week."
  
  D next day he called again. This time wife shouted, I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR HOD, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?
  
  He replied laughing,"I just love hearing it..!"
  
  
  
  
• Ki$$iNG A GiRL
  On Her Forehead Is
  RESPECT
  On Cheek Is
  CARE
  On Lip$ Is
  LOVE
  
  
  BT
  
  Ki$ing In Front of Her father..
  Is
  "HUD HUD DABANNGG DABANNGG DABANNGG"..;-)
  
  
  
  
• Boy: I love you....
  
  
  Girl: meri chappal ka size pata hai kya?
  
  
  Boy: Oh God, propose kiya nai ki gift maangna shuru....!!:-)
  
  
  
  
• Boy:Tumhari kameez fati hui he.
  
  Girl:Nahi ye faishon hai.
  
  Boy:Achha khud faado to faishon aur hum fade to POLICE STATION?
  
  
  
  
• Ladki k gaal pr gulab marne par:
  English Girl-Darling,u r so notty.
  Urdu- Nahin karo janu.
  Sikh- tussi vade romantic ho.
  Guj- VANDRA jeva, ankh ma vagyu.
  
  
  
  
• What Can B wOrse Then Ur Gf Sendin U A Text Msg :
  "Lets Break Up"
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  Next Msg 4m Her Which Says :
  "Sorry, Galti Se Tuje fOrward hO Gaya"
  
  
  
  
• Newton's Law of "Chhichorapan":
  Evry Chhichora continues to do Chichorapn until & unless a chappal or sandle wid a velocty of 9.8km/s is impressed upon his face by a beautiful girl..
  This force is called Beizzati, which is directly proportional to Sharmindgi but Awarapan remains constant..

Boys And Girls Sms

• Why Boys Go To The Temple??
  
  Bcoz Only there they find..
  Pooja
  Bhawna
  Shraddha
  Aarti
  Archana
  Aradhana
  Shanti
  Jyoti
  Preeti
  TRIPTI
  &
  MUKTI...
  
  
  
  
• Likhe Jo KHAT Tujhe
  Wo Teri YAAD Me
  Saare k Saare
  PAPA ne padh Liye
  Sawera jab hua
  To JUTE Pad Gaye
  Wo FASHION wale Baal
  HAWA me ud Gaye!
  
  
  
  
• College k first day pe
  
  Ladka-Tumhara naam kya hai?
  
  Ladki-Yaha sabhi ladke mujhe DIDI kahete hai.
  
  Ladka-Wow, kya baat hai, mujhe bhi sabhi JIJAJI kahete hai.
  
  
  
  
  
• Lecture chal raha tha. 1 ladka achanak uthkar class k bahar chala gaya.
  
  Lecturer-Ye bahar q gaya?
  
  Ladke ka dost-Sir, usko NIND MAIN CHALNE KI ADAT HAI...
  
  
  
  
• 1 Ladki aapne boy friend ka cell chori se dekhne lagi k mera num kis nam se save kiya hai, JANU ya DARLING. Jab usne apne cell se call kiya to BF k cell pe likha tha MURGI NO. 5 CALLING
  
  
  
  
• Boy 2 Girl-From the day, I love u, I am unable 2 smoke, drink, etc.
  
  Girl-U r madly in love with me?
  
  Boy-No, u emptied my pockets.
  
  
  
  
• Boy-Mere sath chalogi?
  
  Girl-Kaha?
  
  Boy-Jaha tum kaho.
  
  Girl-OK, POLICE STATION chalte hai.
  
  Boy-Lo batao, ab banda aapni BAHEN se mazak bhi nahi kar sakta.??

Boys N Girls Sms

• Pani dekh k pyas lagti hai,
  Shadi dekh k aas dikhti hai,
  Hum logo ko kaise samjhaye,
  Har jhakas ladki ki 'MAA' hume apni SAAS Lagti hai.





• Sir 2 Student-What is the similarity between girlfriend and mobile?
  
  Student-Sir, both r disconnected when there is 'NO CURRENCY'





• GIRLS poem:
  pati mera aisa ho
  purse me jske paisa ho
  lambi jski height ho
  guse ka wo light ho
  jb sas se fyt ho
  to vo kahe
  janu tum hi RYT ho





• Newtons 1st Law of ishq
  
  The force applied 4 proposing a girl by a boy is equal & opposite
  2 d force applied by girl while using her sandal





• Ek Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh k bola-
  "Lafz tere Geet mere, Ghazal koi sunau kya?
  
  Ladki-"Hath mera Gaal tera, Kan k niche bajau kya."





• Bikhari PURPOSE 2 a GIRL"Do u Love me?"
  
  Girl-Shakal dekhi hai apni.. Isse achha to main suicide karlu.
  
  Bikhri-Sali mar jayegi par ksis GARIB k kaam nahi aayegi.





• Dil k Zakhm kisi ko dikha na sakoge,
  Dil me jo hai kisiko bata na sakoge,
  Karoge jawani me jo GF pe kharche,
  Budhape tak udhar chuka na sakoge...





• Boy 2 Girl-Come in to my heart.
  
  Girl-Sendal nikalu kya?
  
  Boy-Hat pagli, mera dil koi mandir thodi na hai, sendal pahen k hi aaja...





• 3 Fastest means of communication
  
  1: Tele-Phone
  2: Tele-Vision
  3: Tell-A-Women
  
  
  Need still faster?
  
  
  Tell her not to tell anyone.





• Girl:Chalte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jati Hun Me,Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jati Hun Me,Kya Yahi Pyar He?
  
  Boy:Nahi Ye Kamzori he, "Glucon-D Pia Karo!"
  





• Rahul Gandhi: Mom apki vajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi..
  
  Sonia Gandhi: Kyon?
  
  Rahul: Har taraf likha hai sonia ko BAHUMAT do.





• Boy: Ladkiyan BUS jaisi hoti hai... Ek jati hai to dusri mil jati hai...
  
  Girl: Ladke AUTO RICKSHOW jaise hote hai... Ek bulao to das aa jate hai...