Boys N Girls Sms

• Pani dekh k pyas lagti hai,
  Shadi dekh k aas dikhti hai,
  Hum logo ko kaise samjhaye,
  Har jhakas ladki ki 'MAA' hume apni SAAS Lagti hai.





• Sir 2 Student-What is the similarity between girlfriend and mobile?
  
  Student-Sir, both r disconnected when there is 'NO CURRENCY'





• GIRLS poem:
  pati mera aisa ho
  purse me jske paisa ho
  lambi jski height ho
  guse ka wo light ho
  jb sas se fyt ho
  to vo kahe
  janu tum hi RYT ho





• Newtons 1st Law of ishq
  
  The force applied 4 proposing a girl by a boy is equal & opposite
  2 d force applied by girl while using her sandal





• Ek Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh k bola-
  "Lafz tere Geet mere, Ghazal koi sunau kya?
  
  Ladki-"Hath mera Gaal tera, Kan k niche bajau kya."





• Bikhari PURPOSE 2 a GIRL"Do u Love me?"
  
  Girl-Shakal dekhi hai apni.. Isse achha to main suicide karlu.
  
  Bikhri-Sali mar jayegi par ksis GARIB k kaam nahi aayegi.





• Dil k Zakhm kisi ko dikha na sakoge,
  Dil me jo hai kisiko bata na sakoge,
  Karoge jawani me jo GF pe kharche,
  Budhape tak udhar chuka na sakoge...





• Boy 2 Girl-Come in to my heart.
  
  Girl-Sendal nikalu kya?
  
  Boy-Hat pagli, mera dil koi mandir thodi na hai, sendal pahen k hi aaja...





• 3 Fastest means of communication
  
  1: Tele-Phone
  2: Tele-Vision
  3: Tell-A-Women
  
  
  Need still faster?
  
  
  Tell her not to tell anyone.





• Girl:Chalte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jati Hun Me,Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jati Hun Me,Kya Yahi Pyar He?
  
  Boy:Nahi Ye Kamzori he, "Glucon-D Pia Karo!"
  





• Rahul Gandhi: Mom apki vajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi..
  
  Sonia Gandhi: Kyon?
  
  Rahul: Har taraf likha hai sonia ko BAHUMAT do.





• Boy: Ladkiyan BUS jaisi hoti hai... Ek jati hai to dusri mil jati hai...
  
  Girl: Ladke AUTO RICKSHOW jaise hote hai... Ek bulao to das aa jate hai...