Informative/Knowledge Based Sms - Post 4

• Zindgi ki sabse badi sacchai-
  Kabaristan ke bahar board par likha tha,
  "Manzil to meri yahi thi, Bus zindagi guzar gayi meri yahan aate aate"
  
  
  
  
• Agar Aap
  S.S.C.
  H.S.C.
  B.Com.
  M.Com.
  B.A.
  MBA
  BE
  B.ED
  B.Sc
  M.Sc
  BBA
  BCA
  LL.B.
  Ya
  P.T.C
  Pass Ho To Batayen K
  "Paani puri"
  Ko English Mein Kya Kehte hai?
  
  
  
  
• Psychological Fact:
  Wen a Prsn Cries Due To Happiness D 1st Drop Of Tears Cums Frm d Rght Eye..
  Bt Wen d 1st Cums Frm The Left, Its Pain.
  Do notice!! :-)
  
  
  
  
• Height of Addiction:
  
  Just B4 hanging judge asked to prisoner: Any last Wish?
  
  Prisoner: Yes, I want to update my FACEBOOK status as "Dead".
  
  
  
  
• Stethscope in hand-Identity of Doctor
  
  File in hand-Lawyer
  
  Chalk peace in hand-Teacher
  
  Nthng in hand & evrythng in mind-dentity of ENGINEER
  
  
  
  
• An exellent sentence now written on National Highway : "If u want to donate your blood, don't do it on d road. Donate it in d blood bank"...
  
  
  
  
• Girl : is valentine pe muje esa gift do jo sbse mehnga ho .!
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  Boy : thik he.!
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  Grl : kya doge ?
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  Boy : sharmate hue..
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  "PYAZZ"

Informative/Knowledge Based Sms - Post 3

• Teacher: Wrte an essay on "If I Wer a Millionaire"
  Evry 1 started writing bt nt 1boy
  Teacher: Y don't u begin?
  Boy: Waiting 4 my secretary
  
  Dats attitude
  
  
  
  
• Patel is the 2nd in india, 5th in asia, 11th in world most common surname.
  ¤ 15% of india and 70% of gujarat's business handled by patel.
  ¤ patel is the 6th most richest community in the world.
  ¤ patel surname has 423 different type of sub surnames.
  ¤ 65% nri are patels
  ¤ patel is a official surname of 43 country.
  ¤ in 2018 patel surname will be world's number one surname...
  
  ''PATEL'' The name is enough...
  Proud to be a PATEL...:
  
  
  
  
• Do u know fun in chemistry?
  If u drink Ethanol (alcohol)..
  U wil dance for others!
  If u drink methonol(poison)
  others wil dance for u! :-)
  
  
  
  
• A cute kidnaping:
  
  1smal boy wrote a leter 2 shivji "Oh my dear god pls gve me a cycle"
  
  1week passed. He dint get d cycle.
  
  Then he took d statue of ganeshji 4m templ n kept it in his home.N again he wrote a leter 2 shivji,"Mr.shivji, ur son is in my custody now. if u want him, give me a cycle withn 24 hrs"
  
  
  
  
• LION SLEEPS 18 HRS A DAY
  
  If hardwork is d key to succes then Donkey wud hv bn the KING of animals
  Dedicatd to all my Hardworking frnz!!
  
  
  
  
• Man asks God: why did you make women so beautiful.
  God: So that you can love her.
  Man: Why did you make her so stupid? God: So that she can love you..:-O
  
  
  
  
• 1Electric Tar ko dusre Elctrc Tar Se pyar ho jata hai,
  
  To aap is pyar ka kya naam denge?
  
  Socho..
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  "CURRENT AFFAIR"
  
  
  
  
• CA ki wife: Ye Inflation kya hai?
  CA: Earlier u were 36-24-36. Now you are 42-40-48. Tere pas phle se sab zyada he par teri value aj kam he. Ye INFLATION he.
  
  
  
  
• Definition of Human Being: - A creature that cuts trees, makes papers and writes on it: 'Save Papers'. :)
  
  
  
  
• Everyone makes mistakes but only ur Girlfriends, Wife and Boss have gifted talent of Finding, Remembering and Reminding it to U..!!

Informative/Knowledge Based Sms

• A fantastic sign board kept in highways 4 encouraging slow driving..
  
  
  
  "Mr.LATE"
  
  is always better than
  
  "LATE Mr...."
  
  
  
  
• USA government has issued a public notice for patel. That, "PATEL need not to apply for H1N1". Because it is not a VISA process."
  
  
  
  
• A sentence outside one temple.
  
  Why should we believe in GOD ??
  Bcoz "There are some questions which can not be answered by GOOGLE"
  
  
  
  
• JOB IN AIRTELL
  
  Send your Bio-data to jobs@airtell.in
  Last Date:18 Jan
  Location: AHMEDABAD
  Salary: 20000 pm
  Work: Airtell k tower pe baith k VODAPHONE k signals rokne hai.
  
  
  
  
• Air Hostess Pathan se-Sir, Aap kya lena pasand karoge?
  
  Pathan-Hamare liye TAAVEEZ wala chai lao.
  
  Air Hostess-Abe Khajur, woh TAAVEEZ nahi, DEEP TEA hai.
  
  
  
  
• U know, what is the largest word in English language?
  
  It is "SmileS", BCOZ, there is mile between two S (S mile S). So spread smiles everywhere.
  
  
  
  
• AFRICAN PJ
  
  What do u call a Negro lady, who is not able to hear?
  
  
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  "BLACK BERRY"
  
  
  
  
• DESI DARU MOVIES
  
  Bunty anur Baatli
  Soda Akbar
  Do aur do scotch
  Jab we tunn
  Rab ne pila di thodi
  Kisme kitna hai rum
  Hum tight ho chuke sanam
  
  
  
  
  
• LO AA GAYA TIME TABLE, FOR NEW EXAM UP TO 2010 END...
  
  4 June - Raajneeti
  18 June - Raavan
  2 July - I have love story
  16 July - Lamhaa
  30 July - Kajraare
  6 August - Aisha
  10 September - Dabang, No Problem
  24 September - Crook
  1 October - Anjana-Anjani
  17 November - Guzaarish
  24 November - Golmaal-3, Patiala House
  3 December - Rockstar
  24 December - Tees Maar Khan
  
  Time table note kar k aage forward kar do, Sabko jarurat hai iski.
  
  
  
  
• Teacher-Jiska dil toot jata hai uska GENERAL KNOWLEDGE weak kyu hota hai?
  
  Studant-Kyuki, "JAB DIL HI TOOT GAYA, HUM G.K. KYA KARENGE..."
  

Informative/Knowledge Based Sms

• I met money 1Day N Said: U R just a piece of paper.
  
  Money smiled & Said: Of Course I am a Piece of paper, But I Hav't Seen a Dustbin in my LIFE.





• A Chinese couple
  
  Mr Hua & Ms Hua
  
  Got twin babies without marriage
  
  
  What did they name them??????
  
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  They named them,
  
  'Jo-Hua','So-Hua'





• HATHODA OF THE DAY:
  Hathi ke ghutne ko kya bolenge?
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  GAJ KNEE !





• Dimag Hai To Jawab do
  Konsa kaam Hai Jo 1 ADAMI Apni Puri Zindgi Me 1 Bar karta hai. Par,Wahi kaam 1 AURAT Roz karti Hai?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Ans: Sindur lagana





• What did baby corn ask mother corn?
  
  Ans-Where is Pop corn?





• What is Girlfriend?
  
  Ans:Girlfriend wo hoti hai jo Tok Tok kar tumhari sab Aadatain badal de.
  
  Aur ek din kahe: Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.!!!





• Why do Gods stay up in heaven?
  
  
  Coz they're afraid of what they've created!





• What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
  
  
  
  
  
  A piano.





• What happens when earth rotates 30 times faster?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  A: U get ur salary daily





• 1980's: Frnds remembr u in gud &bad times
  
  1990s:Frnds remembr U in gud times & 4get u in bad times
  
  2008:frnds remembr U only if Sms is free..
  Ghor Kalyug...





• Punjab police ka koi jawab nahi...ek aadmi nadi mein naha raha tha.. Ek policewala aaya aur bola: oyee, bahar nikal k kapde pahen teri talashi leni hai...





• What is 1 thing everybody in world doing at same time?
  
  
  
  
  
  Growing older!





• AGE & DRINKS:
  1 TO 3: MILK
  3 TO 8: Cerelac
  9 TO 13:COMPLAN
  14 TO 25 :Beer
  26 TO 50 : RUM
  51 TO 60 : WISKY
  AFTER 60 ANY TIME GANGAJAL ?





• Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
  
  Student: He is the one who helped Munna Bhai get his girl...





• Finance movies title of 2008 :
  Sare zameen par,
  Hum free ho chuke sanam,
  Devadar,
  Bekar no. 1,
  Ghoom barabar ghoom.
  
  up coming in 2009:
  Loan returns.....





• If a Man having 3 Sons & his 2nd Son's name is Pintu, what would be the other Sons names.
  
  Guess...
  
  Guess..
  
  Guess...
  
  
  Simple
  
  Pin1
  N
  Pin3