Informative/Knowledge Based Sms

• A fantastic sign board kept in highways 4 encouraging slow driving..
  
  
  
  "Mr.LATE"
  
  is always better than
  
  "LATE Mr...."
  
  
  
  
• USA government has issued a public notice for patel. That, "PATEL need not to apply for H1N1". Because it is not a VISA process."
  
  
  
  
• A sentence outside one temple.
  
  Why should we believe in GOD ??
  Bcoz "There are some questions which can not be answered by GOOGLE"
  
  
  
  
• JOB IN AIRTELL
  
  Send your Bio-data to jobs@airtell.in
  Last Date:18 Jan
  Location: AHMEDABAD
  Salary: 20000 pm
  Work: Airtell k tower pe baith k VODAPHONE k signals rokne hai.
  
  
  
  
• Air Hostess Pathan se-Sir, Aap kya lena pasand karoge?
  
  Pathan-Hamare liye TAAVEEZ wala chai lao.
  
  Air Hostess-Abe Khajur, woh TAAVEEZ nahi, DEEP TEA hai.
  
  
  
  
• U know, what is the largest word in English language?
  
  It is "SmileS", BCOZ, there is mile between two S (S mile S). So spread smiles everywhere.
  
  
  
  
• AFRICAN PJ
  
  What do u call a Negro lady, who is not able to hear?
  
  
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  "BLACK BERRY"
  
  
  
  
• DESI DARU MOVIES
  
  Bunty anur Baatli
  Soda Akbar
  Do aur do scotch
  Jab we tunn
  Rab ne pila di thodi
  Kisme kitna hai rum
  Hum tight ho chuke sanam
  
  
  
  
  
• LO AA GAYA TIME TABLE, FOR NEW EXAM UP TO 2010 END...
  
  4 June - Raajneeti
  18 June - Raavan
  2 July - I have love story
  16 July - Lamhaa
  30 July - Kajraare
  6 August - Aisha
  10 September - Dabang, No Problem
  24 September - Crook
  1 October - Anjana-Anjani
  17 November - Guzaarish
  24 November - Golmaal-3, Patiala House
  3 December - Rockstar
  24 December - Tees Maar Khan
  
  Time table note kar k aage forward kar do, Sabko jarurat hai iski.
  
  
  
  
• Teacher-Jiska dil toot jata hai uska GENERAL KNOWLEDGE weak kyu hota hai?
  
  Studant-Kyuki, "JAB DIL HI TOOT GAYA, HUM G.K. KYA KARENGE..."