Gujarati Funny Sms

• 1 Gamda na bapa e tena foreign ma rehta dikra ne phone karyo.
  Helo, Chhagan chhe?
  Dikrani wife: No, A "BATH" maa chhe.
  Bapa-Ghadik chhuto melone mare vaat karvi chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Most amazing lines said by KATHIYAWADI lover to his love while BREAK UP..
  
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  "Haal, Haal, Haltini tha."
  
  
  
  
• Ek darudiyo roj daru pi ne SHIVJI na mandire darshan karva jato hato. Ek divse pujarie Shivji ni murti kadhi ne GANESHJI ni murti muki didhi.
  
  Ganeshji ni murti joi darudiyo bolyo: CHHOKRA, TARA BAPA NE KEJE K KAKA AAVYA HATA.
  
  
  
  
• Teacher-Water nu chemical formula kaho.
  
  Student-H2MgCl NaCl HN03 CaCo3Ca (OH)2SnIN HgNiHCL(COOH)
  
  Teacher-Aa shu chhe?
  
  Student-Aa municipality nu water chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Bapu ne koi e puchyu-Bapu, aaj-kaal shu business karo chho?
  
  Bapu-Wooden Articles
  
  Manas-Em..! Special item kai?
  
  Bapu-DAATAN
  
  
  
  
• Doctor-Mr. Patel, tamari patni na upar na hoth par tanka leva padse.
  
  Patel-Ketlo kharcho thase, saheb?
  
  Dr-250 rupiya
  
  Patel-Aa lo 500 ane banne hoth siwi nakho.
  
  
  
  
• AFRICAN PJ
  
  Sambhali na shakti hoy evi Negro stree ne shu kahevay?
  
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  "BLACK BERRY"
  
  
  
  
• BAPU NI SHAYRI
  
  Chand ne lavu tara chok ma
  Gulab ni pankhadi lagavu tara hoth ma
  Hira no har peravu tari dok ma
  
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  Pan hamna MANDI ma tu mari PATTAR thok ma...