Informative/Knowledge Based Sms

• I met money 1Day N Said: U R just a piece of paper.
  
  Money smiled & Said: Of Course I am a Piece of paper, But I Hav't Seen a Dustbin in my LIFE.





• A Chinese couple
  
  Mr Hua & Ms Hua
  
  Got twin babies without marriage
  
  
  What did they name them??????
  
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  They named them,
  
  'Jo-Hua','So-Hua'





• HATHODA OF THE DAY:
  Hathi ke ghutne ko kya bolenge?
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  GAJ KNEE !





• Dimag Hai To Jawab do
  Konsa kaam Hai Jo 1 ADAMI Apni Puri Zindgi Me 1 Bar karta hai. Par,Wahi kaam 1 AURAT Roz karti Hai?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Ans: Sindur lagana





• What did baby corn ask mother corn?
  
  Ans-Where is Pop corn?





• What is Girlfriend?
  
  Ans:Girlfriend wo hoti hai jo Tok Tok kar tumhari sab Aadatain badal de.
  
  Aur ek din kahe: Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.!!!





• Why do Gods stay up in heaven?
  
  
  Coz they're afraid of what they've created!





• What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
  
  
  
  
  
  A piano.





• What happens when earth rotates 30 times faster?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  A: U get ur salary daily





• 1980's: Frnds remembr u in gud &bad times
  
  1990s:Frnds remembr U in gud times & 4get u in bad times
  
  2008:frnds remembr U only if Sms is free..
  Ghor Kalyug...





• Punjab police ka koi jawab nahi...ek aadmi nadi mein naha raha tha.. Ek policewala aaya aur bola: oyee, bahar nikal k kapde pahen teri talashi leni hai...





• What is 1 thing everybody in world doing at same time?
  
  
  
  
  
  Growing older!





• AGE & DRINKS:
  1 TO 3: MILK
  3 TO 8: Cerelac
  9 TO 13:COMPLAN
  14 TO 25 :Beer
  26 TO 50 : RUM
  51 TO 60 : WISKY
  AFTER 60 ANY TIME GANGAJAL ?





• Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
  
  Student: He is the one who helped Munna Bhai get his girl...





• Finance movies title of 2008 :
  Sare zameen par,
  Hum free ho chuke sanam,
  Devadar,
  Bekar no. 1,
  Ghoom barabar ghoom.
  
  up coming in 2009:
  Loan returns.....





• If a Man having 3 Sons & his 2nd Son's name is Pintu, what would be the other Sons names.
  
  Guess...
  
  Guess..
  
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  Simple
  
  Pin1
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  Pin3