Insult Sms

• Delhi ki sardi
  UP ki garmi
  Mumbai ki barish
  Patna ka coruption
  Kasmir ka terrorism
  Africa ka saap
  
  AUR
  
  Chidiya-ghar k aap?
  Baap re baap!





• Agar manzil ko pana he toh
  HOSLA sath rkhna,
  
  Agar pyar ko pana he toh
  AYTBAR sath rkhna,
  
  Agar humesha muskurana he toh
  DAANT saaf rkhna.





• Teri dosti me diwane ho gaye,
  Tuje apna banate-banate begane ho gaye,
  Pukar le ek bar pyar se mere dost,
  Gadhe ki aawaz sune jamane ho gaye.





• Dekho Jaani
  
  Fire Ko Aag Kehte Hai
  
  Cobra Ko Naag Kehte Hai
  
  Garden Ko Baag Kehte Hai
  
  
  Aap Mein Jo Missing Hai
  
  
  Usko DIMAG Kehte Hai.





• Amawas ki kaali raat thi.
  
  Kabristan me KHUJLI wala KUTTA sabko dara raha tha.
  
  Boww
  Boww
  
  Par
  
  
  Main nahi dara..
  
  
  Qki mene tumhe pehchan liya tha.





• Tasting this SMS
  
  Have u feel the taste of ginger?
  
  
  No?
  
  
  Sure?
  
  
  Well.
  
  BANDAR kya jane ADARAK ka swad !!!





• Cheeeeeers! Good news 4 u!
  Thums up pio,
  Pepsi pio,
  Juice pio,
  Dew pio,
  Beer pio!
  kyunki
  
  
  
  
  ab
  
  HUGGIES pe Rs12/-off.
  Karlo susu chaddi me!





• 1 bakri thi diwani si 1 bakre pe wo marti thi sarmake punch hilake galiyo se gujrti thi jab b milti thi photo tumari de k pucha karti thi ye BAKRA kaha milega





• Dil Me AAP Ho
  Jigar Me AAP
  Asma Me AAP
  Pani Me AAP
  Zamin Pe AAP
  Hawa Me AAP Ho
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  DETTOL Wali Aunti Thik Kehti He
  "KITAANU" Har Jage Hote Hai





• Close Yr Eyes n Think abt Yrself,
  
  Yr face,
  
  Yr style,
  
  Yr nature,
  
  Yr smile,
  
  Yr looks.
  
  Now open Yr eyes.
  
  
  Muftt mein HORROR film dikhi na?
  
  Chalo Thnx kaho!





• You are ABCDEFGHIJKL!
  
  A-Achchhe
  
  B-Brilliant
  
  C-cool
  
  D-Don
  
  E-Emotional
  
  F-Fantastic
  
  G-Great
  
  H-HotFevorit
  
  I- Intelligent
  
  JKL-Jok Kaisa Laga.?





• Sitam Sahne Ki B Had Hoti Hai, Kisiko Satane Ki B Had Hoti Hai, SmS Bhejne Ki Koshish Karo Janab, Mufat Ke SmS Padhne Ki B Ek Had Hoti Hai..





• Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
  Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
  Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
  Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo..





• Aap k brain ki Xray report aa gyi..
  
  10g mitti
  10g knkad-pathr
  25 type k kide makode,
  5g makdi k jale n 500g ghaas-foos.
  
  Kamal hai..!
  
  
  Mujhe laga khali hoga.





• Kaju,
  Badam,
  Akhrot,
  Pista..
  
  All dryfruits r tasty but they r nothng in comparison 2 u
  
  
  
  bcoz..
  
  
  
  Abey KHAJUR teri To Bat Hi Kuch Aur Hai.





• Meri maut ke baad kasam hai tumhe meri kabr pe mat aana.
  
  
  Kyo ki.
  
  
  Kyo ki.
  
  
  Maine suna hai tum
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Agarbattiyan churate ho..





• Always try 2 send Nice msgs,
  Bcoz
  Jab Aapki Saanse rukegi or Aap mar Jayenge to
  Logo ki zuban se Niklega
  Insan tha to Kamina lekin sms Achhe bhejta tha....





• Aaj mausam kharab hai, shayed aur barish ho jaye.
  
  Apne dimag ko plastic ki theli se dhak lena,
  
  
  Qki
  
  
  
  
  Khali jagah par pani jaldi bhara jata hai.





• Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai ki insan pehle Bandar tha.
  Dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hote ho to lagata hai ki insan aaj bhi Bandar hai....





• Pagal Ki 4 Nishaniya.
  1-RIGHT HAND me mobile Pakadna
  2- Anguthe se buton dabana
  3-Msg padh ke muskurana
  4- Phir Shana ban k sochna kisko Forwrd karu?





• Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai, duniya isko nakara samajti hai, magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho, ye sms kitni gaur se padh raha hai.





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  Ja mere missile, jo mujhe sms na kare uske dimag mei jake fat ja,
  
  <===<< Wapis kyu aya? Mision failed, Dimag hi nahi..!








• Subha subha
  Mehfil Saji Thi SmS Ka Tha Dor
  
  SmS Mene Kiya
  Sab Ne Kiya Shor
  Paise To Mere Gaye
  Par
  Sab Kanjus Keh Rahe The
  1aur 1aur.