Celebrity Sms

• Dream is not what you see in sleep. It is something that does not let you sleep. -Abdul Kalam





• Ek din Narad dharti par BEER pine aye.
  
  12 botal pilane k baad Waiter: Aapko chadti kyo nahi?
  
  Narad: Main BHAGWAN hu.
  
  Waiter: Chad gayi saale ko.





• Kaun si DEVI ka PRASAD India me famous hai?
  
  
  Socho
  
  
  Dimag ki batti jalao
  
  
  Nahi jali?
  
  
  Arre yaar, Rabdidevi ka Laluprasad
  
  Ha Ha Ha





• What is the similarity between a student & Aamir khan in Ghajini?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Ans: 15 min me sab bhul jate hai.





• John Abraham & Bipasha Basu got maried.
  
  A black baby born.
  
  John-Why the baby is black?
  
  Bipasha-U r hot, I'm hot. So, baby jal gaya.





• Dheerubhai Ambani ka aakhri sapna tha k har BHIKHARI k haath main mobile ho.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Aur aaj Tumne vo sapna pura kar diya..!!





• TAJ MAHEL kuchh logo k liye ajuba hai, Kuchh k liye mohabbat ka aehsas hai, Hamare liye bakvas hai, Kyuki roj hamari badalti 'MUMTAJ' hai..





• Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
  
  Student: He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to get his girl..





• Apna purse kholo or usme se 1000 ka note nikalo. Gandhiji ka photo dek kar bolo"HAPPYBIRTDAYBAPU"wo note le k yaha aao,birtday celebrt karenge.JAY GANDHIGIRI





• Ek bar Gandiji k head par 8-10 baal aaye.Wo hajam ke paas gaye.
  
  Hajam ne gusse me pucha CUT karu ya COUNT karu?
  
  Bapu vinamrata se bole..
  
  'COLOUR' karo!





• Waah Re GANDHI..
  
  Kya chali
  Teri aandhi
  
  Aaya tha
  Langot mai
  
  Aur
  Ghus gaya.
  
  5
  10
  20
  50
  100
  500
  Aur
  1000
  Ki Note Me.





• DEEWAR 2
  
  AMITABH: Mere pas bangla he gadi he. Tumhare pas kya he?
  
  SHASHI KAPOOR: Mere pas bhi bangla he gadi he.
  
  AMITABH: Abe to MAA kiske pas he!?





• Rahul Gandhi: Mom apki vajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi..
  
  Sonia Gandhi: Kyon?
  
  Rahul: Har taraf likha hai sonia ko BAHUMAT do.