Friday, May 20, 2011

Boys N Girls Sms - Post 4

  • Master To Student: A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?

    Student:

    A=Apni

    B=Beti ka

    C=Cell Number

    D=Dijiye.



  • Exam me fail hone ki wjah kya he
    Sidha jawab he
    1 sal ke 365 din hote h
    Roj 8 ghnte sone k
    to pure sal ke 122 din
    365-122=243
    Diwali or smr vactn gino 61 din
    243-61=182 din
    Usme 52 sundy
    182-52=130 din
    Festivl k 40
    Clg festivl 15 din
    130-55=75 din
    Khane pine nhane k 3 ghnte ke hisab se 46 din
    75-46=29 din
    Roj k 1 ghnte dosto k Uske 15 din
    29-15=14 din
    Ab Isme 10 din to bimar rhte h
    14-10=4 din bche
    Exm k time b tV dkhne k 3 din
    4-3=1 din bche
    1 sal me 1 din hi to birth day ata h
    Ab bday k din kon pdhe



  • Boy-Mujhe acchi ladki dila do
    God-Agar tu muslim hai to KATRINA
    Hindu hai to BIPASHA
    christain hai to GENELIYA
    Bol,tera naam kya hai?
    Boy-Abdul Tukaram Disouza.



  • Ladki se Nasa hota h,
    Nase se junoon
    Junun se mehnat
    Mehnat se Padai
    Padhai se Career
    Isliye Career Banane ke liye Girlfrnd Banana Bahot jruri h...:-)



  • How Guys feel sorry after hurting their gf
    1st day - sorry
    2nd day- sorry pls
    3rd day- just talk to me once bby
    4th day- pls listen na bby pls pls
    5th day- plz itna naraz matt ho mujhse
    6th day- I'l die wthout u agr tune baat nai ki to me suicide kr lunga..
    7th day - 36 ladkiya tere jaisi.. nachti hain mere liye, tu hi paeda hui hai miss world..
    bandariya kahin ki..
    ht..phurrrr...!
    8th day - baby I'm really sorry I was drunk last nite.



  • BECHARA LADKA

    Ladki par hath uthay toh zalim
    Ladki se pit jaye toh namard

    Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh k lade toh jealous
    Chup rhe toh fattu

    Ghar se bahar rhe toh aawara
    Ghar me rhe toh nakara

    Baccho ko dante toh buzdil
    Na dante toh laparwah

    Biwi ko naukri se roke toh shaki mizaz
    Na roke toh biwi ki kamai khane wala

    Aakhir bechara ladka
    kare to kare kya??

    Kindly forward 2 all boys & girls,bcoz
    MARD KO BHI DARD HOTA HAI !!



  • Painfull Line Said By a Girl To Her BoyFriend After BreakUp..
    ...
    .
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    He Bhagwan, Ab Mera Kharcha Kon Uthayega???



  • Alcohol contains Girl hormones..

    PROOF:
    After drinking
    1.Boy talk unnecesarily,
    2.Becomes over emotional
    3.Drive badly
    4.Stop thinking
    5.Fight for nothing



  • Girl's Status on facebook:
    'feeling sad'

    17021 comments..


    Boy's Status:
    'Goin 2 commit Suicide'

    2 likes n 1 comment "Dekh le yr, ho sake to rehne de.."

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