Boys And Girls Sms

• Why Boys Go To The Temple??
  
  Bcoz Only there they find..
  Pooja
  Bhawna
  Shraddha
  Aarti
  Archana
  Aradhana
  Shanti
  Jyoti
  Preeti
  TRIPTI
  &
  MUKTI...
  
  
  
  
• Likhe Jo KHAT Tujhe
  Wo Teri YAAD Me
  Saare k Saare
  PAPA ne padh Liye
  Sawera jab hua
  To JUTE Pad Gaye
  Wo FASHION wale Baal
  HAWA me ud Gaye!
  
  
  
  
• College k first day pe
  
  Ladka-Tumhara naam kya hai?
  
  Ladki-Yaha sabhi ladke mujhe DIDI kahete hai.
  
  Ladka-Wow, kya baat hai, mujhe bhi sabhi JIJAJI kahete hai.
  
  
  
  
  
• Lecture chal raha tha. 1 ladka achanak uthkar class k bahar chala gaya.
  
  Lecturer-Ye bahar q gaya?
  
  Ladke ka dost-Sir, usko NIND MAIN CHALNE KI ADAT HAI...
  
  
  
  
• 1 Ladki aapne boy friend ka cell chori se dekhne lagi k mera num kis nam se save kiya hai, JANU ya DARLING. Jab usne apne cell se call kiya to BF k cell pe likha tha MURGI NO. 5 CALLING
  
  
  
  
• Boy 2 Girl-From the day, I love u, I am unable 2 smoke, drink, etc.
  
  Girl-U r madly in love with me?
  
  Boy-No, u emptied my pockets.
  
  
  
  
• Boy-Mere sath chalogi?
  
  Girl-Kaha?
  
  Boy-Jaha tum kaho.
  
  Girl-OK, POLICE STATION chalte hai.
  
  Boy-Lo batao, ab banda aapni BAHEN se mazak bhi nahi kar sakta.??