Gujarati Jokes

• Tamari sapno ni duniya ma jara amne yaad karjo,
  Koi kaam pade to tarat sad karjo,
  Mane adat chhe SMS karva ni,
  Jo pasand na hoy to tamara mobile no chhuto GHA karjo.
  
  
  
  
• NEW RECIPE OF MAGGI: Cricketer medan ma jay tyare pani muko, e pahelo ball rame tyare masalo nakho ane e out thaine pachho fare tyare utari lo.. Maggi taiyar.
  
  
  
  
• Jivan ma pragati karva mate hamesha MAHAN (GREAT) vyakti na pagle pagle chalvu joie.
  
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  Tamare pragati karvi hoy to..
  
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  Hu roj savare chalva niklu chhu, aavta rejo.
  
  
  
  
• Santa roj savare uthine zaad ni dali par besi jato hato, kem k....
  
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  E MBA karva ma GANDO (Mentally disturbed) thai gayo hato ane potane BRANCH MANAGER manto hato.
  
  
  
  
• Bapu 2 Santa-Mara grand father 90 varas sudhi jivya pan emne kadi glasses(chasma) no upyog nato karyo.
  
  Santa-Barabar chhe, ghana loko glass (pyalo) no upyog nathi karta.. direct bottle ma thij p le chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Teacher ek chookari ne-Taru naam shu chhe?
  
  Chhokari-AMITABH BACHHAN NE DHAKKO MARO.
  
  Teacher-Aa te kevu naam?
  
  Chhokari-PUSH-PAA
  
  
  
  
• Santa e cycle ni dukan kholi. Banta eni dukane aavyo ane kahyu mare cycle levi chhe, pan saral hapte (easy installments) thi..
  
  Santa-Thik chhe, bolo pahela pendal lai jaso k seat.
  
  
  
  
• Mara mitrana sapna ma ena dada aavya ane kahyu tamare jetla PAAP karva hoy etla karjo, kem k ahi NARK ma amne dival upar mand mand jagya mali chhe.