Sardar Sms

• Sardar ki girlfriend romantic mood me-Aaj mere ghar koi nahi he.. Aa jao!!
  Sardar-Tu mere ghar aaja, mere ghar sab log hai, isliye tera man lag jayega.
  
  
  
  
• One announcement in a fair-"Ek bachha mila hai, jin ka hai aa kar le jaiye"
  
  Santa came there and said-Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka bachha kaisa hota hai.
  
  
  
  
• Santa was reading news paper "INDIAN ATHLETE LOST GOLD MEDAL IN LONG JUMP"
  
  Santa says "Idiot, who told him to wear a gold medal while jumping?"
  
  
  
  
• In Exam
  
  QUESTION-Prove Sin X=6n
  
  Sardar-Canceling 'n' on both side
  Si x=6
  Hence proved,
  Six=6
  
  
  
  
• Santa diary likh raha tha.
  
  Aaj meri behan ko bachha hone wala hai, pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki. Isliye mujhe yeh bhi nahi pata k main MAMA banunga ya MAMI
  
  
  
  
• Santa ko electric chair pe bitha kar electric current se maut ki saza sunai gayi.
  
  Jallad-Akhari khwahish kya hai?
  
  Santa-Muze dar lag raha hai, mera hath pakad lo.
  
  
  
  
• Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga "Bangalore aya, Bangalore aya, Balle Balle"
  
  Air hostess - Sir, plz be silent.
  
  Sardar-Ok jee, "Angalore aya, Aangalore aya, Alle Alle"