Sardar Sms

• Junior Sardar apne papa ki marriage cd dekh ke bola: "papa muje b apni shadi me item girls nachaani hai"
  
  Sardar-khote de puttar! "wo sab Item girls nahi, teri mausiyan hai"
  
  
  
  
• Sardar's wife: Itni rat ho gai par ye ab tak nahi aye jarur ladki ka chakkar he.
  
  Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura sochegi.Kya pata ki truck k niche aa gaya ho??
  
  
  
  
• Sardar: Doctor, Plastic surjery karvane me kitna kharcha aaega?
  Dr: 5 lakh
  Sardar:Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?
  
  
  
  
• Sardar-Agar Operation ke dauran Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaaye To Usi Doctor Se Shaadi Kar Lena.
  
  Biwi-Aisa Kyun Keh rahe Ho?
  
  Sardar-To Kya Doctor ko Maaf kar du.?
  
  
  
  
• Santa samundar mein dahi daal raha tha.
  Banta-kya kar rahe ho?
  Santa-Lassi bana raha hun.
  Banta-isi liye log hum par joke banate hai.Itni Lassi tera Baap Piyega?
  
  
  
  
• Santa-Mere dada ne 1857 ki jang me dushman ki taange tak kaat di thi.
  
  Banta-Gardane q nahi kati?
  
  Santa-Wo to pahle se hi kati hui thi.
  
  
  
  
• Nurse: Mubarak ho, aapke ghar beta paida hua hai.
  
  Santa: Wah, kya technology hai, meri biwi hospital main hai aur bachha ghar paida hua hai.
  
  
  
  
• Jo DIL main dard de use DILDAR kahete hai,
  
  Wah wah,,
  
  Jo DIL main dard de use DILDAR kahete hai,
  
  Aur
  
  Aur
  
  Jo SAR main dard de use SARDAR kahete hai..