Sardar Sms (Santa Banta & Mix)

• Sardar 2 waiter-Do you serve pigs?
  
  Waiter-Please sit down sir, we serve every one.





• Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?
  Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.
  Sir:Wo Kaise?
  Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kehte Hai Saalo Ne Fir Kaat di!





• CID-Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk?
  
  Sardar: Sir,I Think they are uneducated, if they were educated, they would leave their signature.





• Santa:Tumse shadi karke mujhe bahut bada fayda hua hai..!
  Wife:Woh kya..?
  Santa:Mujhe mere GUNAHO ki saza jite ji hi mil gayi hai, is liye main marne k baad swarg main jaunga..!





• 1 Sardar 2 other: Do u know english?
  2 Sardar: Ya
  1st: Ok, then tell me what is d opposite of NAAG PANCHMI?
  2nd: Oye very simple yaar "NAAG DON'T PUNCH ME"





• BREAKING NEWS:
  
  Sardaron ne ye elan kar diya h ki Gurdware me 5,10,20,50,100,500,1000 k note nahi chadaye jayege.
  
  Kyoki GANDHI k sir per rumal nahi hai.





• Boss-Apki shadi ho gayi
  
  Santa-Yes,1 ladki se hui he
  
  Boss-Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti he
  
  Santa-No! meri behan ki to ladke Se hui he





• Santa:Exam se gabhra na mat, tu Sher ka Puttar he.!
  
  Beta:Ji Papaji, Teacher bhi yehi kehti he ki tu kise jaanwar ki he aulaad he..!





• Counselor: What is the main reason for a divorce ?
  
  Santa: Marriage





• Banta owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed.
  Friend asks:Why this?
  Banta:Bcoz married men r more obedient





• Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha.
  
  Banta- kya kar rahe ho?
  
  Santa- Dekh raha hu k sala Leak kaha se ho raha hai.





• Santa & his wife went 4 divorce.
  
  Judge:U have 3 kids.How will u divide them?
  
  Sardar thinks & says "oye...Idea, v'll come next year with 1 more!





• Santa - Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
  
  Banta - Suicide karne k liye, kahi infection na ho jaye...





• Santa was thinking..
  
  Wife:Kya soch rahe ho
  
  Santa:Ye STAR PLUS walonko pata kaise chalta hai
  
  Wife:Kya?
  
  Santa:Aap dekh rahe hai Star PLUS.





• Intervr:What is ur Qualification?
  
  Sardr: PhD
  
  Intervr:What do u mean by PHD?
  
  Srdr:Passed High School with Difficulty!!





• Sardar was taking DICTATION test of the students.
  
  Last bench students said:Sir, V can't hear U.
  
  Sardar: Ok, Don't worry, I'll write it on the board.





• Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo kar kha raha tha.
  
  Waiter:Ye kaise kha rahe ho?
  
  Santa:I'm a Maths teacher. DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui hai.





• Santa ki amma mar gayi
  1 aadmi bola-Amma mujhe bhi le jati
  2-4 aur bole-Amma hame bhi le jati
  Santa bola-Chup ho jao gadho,amma kya tata sumo karke gayi hai.





• Ek sardar Indian flag lene gaya
  Flag dekh kar sardar kuch bola jisse dukanwala behosh ho gaya, guess what?
  
  
  
  
  Isme aur colors dikana





• Ek Sardarne PATHAN ki beti ka rishta manga. Pathan ne Sardar ko khub mara.
  
  Maar kha k Sardar utha, kapde jhad K Bola: To Phir, Khansahab main inkaar samjhu?