Send Me Sms

• Ap ka 1Misscall 1Gante ki khusi Ap ka 1SMS 1din ki khushi.Apka 1call 1Week ki khushi.Ap ki 1mulaqat 1mahine ki khushi.OR Apki DOSTI Her pal ki khushi.





• SMS ki ummid laga rakhi hai. Nazar mobile pe tika rakhi hai. Battery aur charger bhi la rakhe hai. Par SMS aayenge kaise? Dosti KANJUSO se jo bana rakhi hai...





• Plz fill this for me
  1advice-
  1requst-
  1wish-
  1lie-
  1truth-
  1hope-
  1thing u never told me b4-
  reply for me i m waitng





• Sms karenge tumhe bari bari,
  Yeh rasam lagti hain hamein badi pyaari,
  Yeh sms milte hi sms karo,
  Kyunki hamein pasand nahi sms ki udhari.





• Logo se Pange bhi honge,
  Ghar me Dange bhi honge,
  Agar mujhe roz 5 SMS na kiye to,
  Aapko 12 Bachhe honge,
  2 Ganje, 2 Nange Or 8 Lafange honge.





• Falon k raja ko AAM kahte hai,
  Dopher k baad k samay ko SHAM kahte hai,
  Raksha kare use RAM kahte hai,
  OR
  Jo SMS ka jawab na de use ZANDU BAAM kehte hai.





• Dimag k liye Santre ka juice,
  Aankho k liye Gaajar ka juice,
  Sehad k liye Aanar ka juice,
  
  AUR
  
  Khush rehne k liye sms kar Kanjus...





• 3 chizo par kabu rakho:
  GUSSA
  DAULAT
  ABHIMAN
  
  3 chizo se nafrat karo:
  ZULM
  GUROOR
  BEWAFAI
  
  3 chizo ko apnao:
  IMAN
  SACHAI
  
  AUR
  SMS KA REPLY





• Namaskar, Ye Male/Female Janch Sewa Hai.
  Agar Aap Purush He To 3 msg Kare
  Aur Mahila He To 2 msg Kare,
  Aur
  Dono Me Se Kuchh Nahi To msg Na Kare. Dhanyavaad.





• Ruth gye hamare sab chahne wale,
  Ruth gye hame sab manane wale,
  Aab to mobile bhi humse puchhta hai,
  Ki kaha chhup gye tujhko woh har roz yad karne wale.





• Kya mammu?
  Apun ki yääd nahi aa reli kya?
  Apun kabse tere sms ki wait kar rela hai.
  Chal chirkut apna mobile utha or 2-4 rapchik msg chipka daal.





• Ishq k sahare jiya nahi karte
  Gum k pyalo ko piya nahi karte
  Kuch NAVAB dost hai mere
  jinko PARESHAN na karo to wo yaad bhi kiya nahi karte....





• Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai,
  Kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai,
  SmS bhejne ki koshish karo janab,
  Mufat K SmS padhne ki b ek had hoti hai..





• Jivan mein
  Paisa
  Pyar
  Dost
  Sab kuch aata he jata he.
  
  Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.
  
  Samajdar ho
  Umeed he SmS bhejte rahoge.





• Bhul gae,Ya bulna chate ho?
  Dur kar dia,Ya jana chate ho?
  Azma lia,Ya azmana chate ho?
  1msg karoge,Ya ab maar KHANA chahte ho?