Tongue Twister Sms

• Boy to his friend: Yaar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
  Friend: kesi dikhti he?
  Boy: Beautiful
  Friend: Esa karo mera number de do..





• When promotion fail, increment Work.
  Wen incrmnt fail, bonus Wrk.
  Wen bonus fail,hope Work.
  Wen Evrythng fails,
  
  Take 750ml ROYAL Challenge, it defintly Works.





• Dadaji-puttar andar se mere daant le aa.
  Pota-par daddu abhi roti nahi bani he.
  Dadaji: oi roti nu mar goli yaar,
  samne vali buddhi nu SMILIE deni he...





• Kbhi yaad aye to fone kar lena,
  Paise kam ho to sms kar lena,
  Agar ye b na kar sake to
  
  Mobile dahi me dal k vibration on kar lena
  or LASSI p lena





• Parents to a college watchman:- Is dis
  college gud?
  
  Watchman: probably the best. I did my
  engineering here & got immediate placement..!





• Today I m giving Party to all my dearest Friends
  
  
  
  PARTY IS AT(VENUE) :
  
  
  
  TAJ HOTEL,MUMBAI
  
  
  
  
  
  Jaldi se pahucho..
  
  Phir kehna mat Party nahi di....





• Gaana Sunoge...?
  ..
  .
  
  
  o
  oo
  ooo
  oooo
  ooooo
  oooooo
  ooooooo
  oooooooo
  ooooooooo
  Huzuuuuur...
  13 13 13...
  13 13 13 13...
  Suroor...
  
  
  
  Fokat me to aisa hi milega.





• Government of India ne aaj 1 naya rule pass kiya hai!
  
  Smart logo ko personality tax pay karna padega!
  
  
  
  Oh God
  
  
  
  Tum to Safe ho
  
  
  
  
  PAR MERA KYA HOGA?





• Jindagi main 6 chize kabhi b aa sakti hai:
  
  1.Love
  2.Friendship
  3.Money
  4.Death
  5.Illness
  >
  >
  >
  6.Susu
  
  Isliye DIPER pahenke sona





• Bol dost tuje aaj kya uphar du,
  Dosti chahiye ya Jaan vaar du,
  Scooty, Jeep ya Ferrari car du,
  Bas itne se kaam chal jaega ya
  
  
  
  
  5-7 gappe aur mar du?





• Im left
  U r light
  
  Im coke
  U r sprite
  
  Im saawan
  U r baadal
  
  Im normal
  U r
  
  
  
  
  
  also NORMAL
  kya yar! khud par hi $haq karte ho. . ?





• Pi ke rat ko hum unko bhulane lage, Sharab me apne gum ko mitane lage.
  Zalim sharab Pite hi asar dikhane lagi, Nashe me unki saheliya bhi yaad aane lagi..





• Maine tujhe dekha, tere baap ne mujhe pita,
  
  wah wah
  
  maine tujhe dekha, tere baap ne mujhe pita,
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Taan ki shakti maan ki shakti BOURNVITA...





• U R A Very Special Friend 4 Me So I Want 2 Gift U N73
  
  
  
  
  NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
  Gin Lena,N 73 hi hai.





• School mein Masterji ne Bittoo se poocha: Jisme koi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai??
  
  Bittoo: Kami na...





• Student class me 1 donkey le k aya.
  Teacher-Ise q laye ho?
  Student-Apne hi to kaha apka kam gadhe ko admi banana hai..





• Mechanic ki wife ko delivery hui, Wife ne husband ko sms bheja:"Aapka spare part aa gaya hai."
  
  Husband ne reply me puchha:"NUT hai ya BOLT?





• I Know You Are:
  Sweet
  Caring
  Artist
  Kind
  Intelligent
  Attractive
  Smart
  
  BUT
  
  Thoda Aur IMPROVE Karo Tabhi MERE Jaise Ban Sakte Ho.





• Sign Board on a Railway Station:
  
  Aana free,
  Jana free;
  
  Par
  
  Pakde gaye to JAIL me khana free.





• A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
  1 is missing here..
  
  
  
  2 bar padte ho Shram nai ati?
  Konsi school main padhte ho?
  ABCD me 1 aata he kya?





• Marwadi 2 worker-Tumne is saal Mehnat Se kaam Kiya, isliye Rs.5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu. Agar isi Tarah kaam Karoge to agle Saal is par sign kar dunga.





• Ek kanjus K Ghar me aag Lag Gayi,
  Vo apne Ghar ko bacha nahi Saka
  Why?
  
  Bcz
  Vo Sari Rat Fire-Brigade ko MissCall Karta Raha.





• Ek tha Raja...
  
  
  Ek thi Rani...
  
  
  Dono Margaye Khatam Kahani...!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Ab neeche kya Dead Body dundh rahe ho?
  Kaha na Margaye...! ;)





• Marwadi:ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya he.
  
  Shopkeper:1 bal tuta to naya q le rahe ho?
  
  Marwadi:JO tuta tha vo akhri tha.





• Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye.
  Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye.
  ..
  ..
  To?.
  To?.
  ..
  ..
  
  ..
  To Yaad Rakho Ki..
  Jesi Karni vaisi bharni.





• Dil CHEER k Dikhaon to Dard Dhund Na Paoge..
  
  
  DIL CHEER K Dikhaon to Dard Dhund Na Paoge..
  
  
  Kyu Ki..
  
  Dard To Mere SIR Me He...!





• Golden Words-
  
  Kaam ko Kabhi Kal tak Na Taalo .
  
  .
  
  .
  
  .
  
  .
  
  Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta Hai !;-)





• Boss: Could you please call me a cab?
  
  Sardar: OK. You are a cab.





• Are Diwano
  Muje pahechano
  Kaha se aya
  Me hu kaun
  Me hu kaun
  me hu kaun
  me hu
  Me hu
  
  
  
  SMS or kaun
  
  Mobile me kya main aaunga?





• Khidki khuli
  Zulfe udi
  Socha k
  Husn-e-yar ka didar tha.
  Par zulfe hati
  Kismat futi
  Vo to nahaya hua
  
  SARDAR tha





• Kya
  Apko
  Pata
  Hai?
  Apki
  In
  Khubsurat
  Aur
  Pyari
  Ank ho
  K
  Niche
  Jo
  Naak
  Hai,
  Wo
  Beh rahi hai
  Zaldi saaf karo!





• Police:"Abe oye aadhi raat ko kaha jata hai?"
  
  Piyakkad:"Daru se honewale nuksan pe pravachan sun ne"
  
  Cop"Itni raat ko kaun pravachan deta hai"
  
  Bewda"Ghar pe biwi"





• Suno gaur se "PEPSI" walo,
  Buri nazar na "COKE" pe dalo,
  Chahe jitna "DEW" pilalo,
  Sabse aage hoga "NIMBU-PANI",
  Humne piya hai,Tum bhi piyo





• Dont give importance 2 money bcoz it can give bed but not sleep, books not brain, cloth not beauty, luxuries not happiness.
  
  So transfer ur money 2 my account!





• Hum gaye the unke ghar kehna tha
  Dil se dil mila lo
  
  Unki Maa ne khola darwaza
  
  Hum ghabra K bole
  
  Aunty, Bacho ko POLIO ki dawa pilwa lo.





• For the 1st time a "3 D" message in ur mobile
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  D
  D
  D
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Hows That





• If you are in
  "LOVE"
  Press-Down
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Thehar ja.
  
  Abhi teri mummy ko batata hu..!
  Jyada hi pyaar ki aag lagi hui hai.
  AUNTY AUNTY!





• Tere chehre pe udasi ankho me nami hai,
  
  
  Tere chehre pe udasi, ankho me nami hai..
  
  
  TATA namak istemaal kar murkh tujhme IODINE ki kami he..