Husband Wife Sms

• Difference between Husband & Gadha.
  
  Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
  
  But
  
  Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k woh husband bane!!





• Husband:Darling, kahi saal pehle tumara figure bilkul 'Coke' ki bottel jaisa tha.
  
  Wife:Woh tho ab bhi hai, bas pehle bottel 300 ml ki thi ab 1.5 ltr ki hai..





• Man is incomplete until he is married.
  
  When getting married, he is finished.





• Wife:Suna he ki Swarg me Husband aur Wife ko saath me nahi rahene dete. Aisa Q?
  
  Husband:Are Pagali, isi liye to use Swarg kehte hai..!





• Frnd: Yaar office me to tu sher bana raheta hai, ghar me kya ho jata hai ?
  
  2nd Frnd : Ghar me bhi sher hu, bas wahan par muj pe DURGA MAA savar hoti hai..





• Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
  
  A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
  
  Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai !!





• Man:Ghar se USA Tak road banao
  God:Mushkil hai,kuch aur maango
  Man:wife ko agyakari aur samajhdaar banao
  God:Road single banau ya double





• Waah Prabhu, Kya teri Leela.!
  
  Chuha Billi se darta he,
  Billi Kutte se darti he,
  Kutta Aadmi se,
  Aadmi Biwi se aur
  Biwi chuhe se!
  
  Jai ho, Prabhu.!





• Q. Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
  A. Husband: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.





• Biwi par nibhand:- Biwi ek khatarnak prani hai ye ghar k rasoi me pai jati hai.iska poustik ahar pati ka bheja hota hai karva chouth wale din ye badi matra me dhong karte dikhai deti hai shurwat me ye prani bada acha aur mitha lagta hai bad me ye jungli sand ki tarah ho jati hai inke ma bap galti karte hai aur bhugatna inke pati ko padta hai hame sab patiyo se humdardi hai aap bhi dusro se humdardi jatayenge. Dhanyawad.





• Pati Patni me ladai ho gayi,Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone kar ke pucha:
  Khane me kya he?
  Patni:zaher.
  pati:me der se aunga,
  tum khakar so jana.





• Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
  WITHOUT INFORMATION, FIGHTING EVERYTIME !
  
  Wife says: No darling, it means..
  WITH IDIOT FOR EVER