Munnabhai Circuit Sms - Post 2

• Munna-E circuit, Fansi k fande main aur shadi k fande main kya antar hai?
  
  Circuit-Fansi k baad sari musibat khatam ho jati hai aur shadi k baad musibate shuru hoti hai...
  
  
  
  
• Munna-Ae Circuit, tu kaisi kursi le aaya, ye to 2 din bhi nahi chali..
  
  Circuit-Bhai, yeh kursi baithne k lie hai, chalane k lie nahi. Isi lie nahi chali.
  
  
  
  
• Circuit ladki ko propose karne ki training leta hai.
  Ek din ek ladki ko kuchh hatke style main prapose karta hai: "Kya tum tumhari Chita ko Aaag lagane ka adhikaar apun ke bete ko dogi?"
  
  
  
  
• Munna English k paper me fail ho gaya, translation ki wajah se.
  
  1.Me ek Aam admi hu.
  -I am a mango man.
  
  2.Mujhe English aati hai.
  -English comes 2 me.
  
  3.Mera taaluq Haripur Hazara se hai.
  -I belong 2 Greenpur Thousanda.
  
  4.Sadak pe goliya chal rhi hai
  -Tablets were walking on the road.
  
  
  
  
• Chinki ka baap-Meri beti tumhare ghar ko swarg bana degi.
  
  Munna-Sorry Mamu, apun iske saath shadi nahi kar sakta, q k apun abhi thode saal aur jina chahta hai.
  
  
  
  
• Munna-Yaar Circuit, doctor ne meri aankho k lie hare ped dekhne k lie kaha hai. Par apun k adde k paas dur dur tak koi pen nahi hai.
  
  Circuit-Simple hai bhai, bhabhi ko 5-6 hari saree la do.
  
  Munna-Par doctor ne muze PED dekhne k lie kaha hai PAHAD nahi..