Friendship Sms

• LIC launches new frendship policy "JEEVAN DOST" assured frndship for whole life @ premium of just one sms everyday.
  
  To register, smile now.





• A lot of ants wer roaming around ma phone. I was wondering hw come?
  
  Den i realized dat ma phone book contains contact of a $weet frnd like u. (';')





• DOSTI
  -Kaho to do lafz,
  -Mano to bandgi,
  -Socho to gehra sagar,
  -Dubo to zindagi,
  -Karo to aasan,
  -Nibhao to muskil,
  -Bikhre to sara zamana,
  -Simte to Sirf Tum.





• Dil me dosti ki muskan banaye rakhna
  Kuch na ho to bhi yadon ko sajaye rakhna,
  Chahe na ho mulakaton ke silsile
  To bhi ye khoobsurat rishta banae rakhna





• Don Se Dosti "Jaan Ko Khatra"
  Pagal Se Dosti "Dimag Ko Khatra"
  Ladki Se Dosti "Dil Ko Khatra."
  Aur Apun Se Dosti
  Bole To
  "Waqt Bewaqt SMS Ka Khatra...(?)





• A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes aways.
  A true friend is like the air
  some times silent but alws around us, as u n me





• Dost sabse kharab Kirayedaar hote He.
  1)Aapke dil me rahete he
  2)Uska kiraya b nahi dete
  3)Na hi dil ko khali karte he
  4)Jab jaate he to dil tod kar jate he.





• Warning 2 all friends who don*t smoke n drink-
  
  "One day U will lose all ur friends."
  
  They will all die, U will be left alone.





• Ur sweet as
  Chocolate,
  Meetha
  as Gulabjamun,
  Raseela as Rasgulla,
  Cool as Ice cream.
  Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye, kahin mere Dost ko cheetiyan na kha jaye!





• Pyar nahi to college bekar, Sugar nahi to kofi bekar, Love nahi to Life bekar, dream nahi to night bekar, or aap jasa dost nahi to dosti bekar.





• MUST READ:
  Ek din zindagi aese mukam pe pahuch jayegi..dosti to sirf yaadon me reh jayegi..
  Har cup coffee yaad doston ki dilayegi..aur haste haste fir aankhein nam ho jayegi.
  Office ke chamber me classroom nazar ayegi..par chahne pe bhi proxy nahi lag payegi.
  Paisa to bahut hoga..magar unhe lutane ki wajah hi kho jayegi.
  Jee le khulke is pal ko mere dost kyuki zindgi ye palo ko fir se nahi dohrayegi...!
  Dedicated to All My Friends!





• Jaise taaro ke saath akaash he, Vaise sachhi dosti ke saath vishwaas he, Dil ki nazro se dhundoge agar, Hum har waqt apke aas-paas he.





• If A=1 B=2 C=3 and Z=26 then L+O+V+E=54 and F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108 intresting friendshp is double than love."So any problem any time 108 is ready..!!"





• A"smile"is a sign of joy, a"hug"is a sign of luv,a "laugh" is a sign of happiness & a "friend" like me is a sign of ur dam gud choice!!





• Hi,
  I m Police Oficer
  &
  U R undr Arest
  Bcoz
  Jitne Pyare Or Sweet Aap Ho itna Pyara Hona Kanuni Jurm He
  Is Liye Aap Ko "Dil" Me Umar Qaid Ki Saza Di Jati he.





• Police-100
  Love-143
  Fraud-420
  Devil-666
  Muslim-786
  Emergency-108
  n
  =DOSTI=""
  
  Yaro ki 24hour service jab marji SMS karo,
  Call karo.!





• I m nt the perfect frnd tat ur luking 4. May, be nt evn de best among othrs u hv
  bt surely i m a simple frnd who alwys wants 2 c u..





• Zikr hua jab khuda ki rahmato ka,
  Hamne khud ko sabse khushnasib paya,
  Tamanna thi ik pyare se dost ki,
  khuda khud dost bankar aapke roop mein Aaya





• Vo pal b kya pal rha hoga jb khuda aap jaisa dost bna rha hoga.,
  pareshan ho rha hoga khuda b us waqt Qki hr koi apko dost bnane ke liye khuda ko mna rha hoga





• Jitni dosti payi hai aapse,
  usse jyda pane ko ji chahta hai.
  Jane wo kaun si khubi hai aapme,
  ki aap se dosti nibhane ko ji chahta hai....





• "Love" is a big fire...
  which burns all the day's of life.
  
  But
  
  "Friendship" is a small lamp...
  which brights till last day of life..





• Saare rishte mile virasat me,
  Phir dosti alag se kyun banai he
  Kyoki saare rishte banaye the khuda ne,
  Aur 'dosti' khud khuda bankar aayi he.





• Salamat rahe sada ye dosti hamari,Yahi dua hai rab se hamari,Agar hotho pe muskan aye aap ki, To samaj lena dua kubul ho gai hamari.





• Lamhe ye suhane sath ho na ho,
  Kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
  Aapki dosti hamesa is dil me rahegi,
  Chahe umar bhar mulakat ho na ho.





• Unerdtsanding Bteen Each Ohter Is Rael Fierndsihp.! Eevn We Haev So Mnay Msitkaes Lkie Tihs Msesage.. But I Know U Can Raed Wtihuot Eorrr.!
  
  TAHTS FIRENDHSIP.





• "Few Relations in Earth Never Die."
  
  Want to know what is it ?
  
  Read again..
  
  (F)few
  (R)relations
  (I)in
  (E)earth
  (N)never
  (D)die..





• Aap kabhi bhi Mere ATM ACCOUNT se Nikal sakte ho.
  
  "DIL"
  
  "PYAAR"
  
  "MOHABBAT"
  
  "KHUSHI"
  
  "HANSI"
  
  Jis ka
  "CODE"
  hai sirf
  
  "Dosti".





• Sabse anmol gift agar aap kisi ko dete ho to wo hai vakt,kyuki aap kisi ko apna vakt dete ho to aap unhe apni ZINDGI ka wo pal dete ho jo kabi vapas nahi Aata.





• Ishq-Mohabbat To Hazaro Karte Hai
  Gumejudai Se Sabhi Darte Hai
  Hum To Na Ishq Karte Hai Na Mohbbat
  Bus DOST Ki Ek SMILE K Liye Sms Karte hai





• Din bit jate he suhani yade bankar,
  Bate rah jati he kahani bankar,
  Par dost to hamesha dil k karib rahenge,
  Kabhi muskan to kabhi ankho ka pani bankar.





• Rishte ne har kadam pe imtihaan liya,
  Tanhai ne har mod par dhoka diya,
  Zindgi se phir bhi shikayat nahi,
  Kyoki kismat ne aap jaisa Dost jo tohfe me diya.





• Good Friends should be like 2 zeros.
  
  When u try 2 ADD they r the same,
  When u SUBTRACT they r again same.
  And when u try 2 DIVIDE they r "indivisible"





• Gold rate keeps on increasing day by day.
  
  I'm worried about u.
  
  B Careful !
  
  Some1 may KIDNAP u bcoz u r a person with GOLDEN HEART..





• Rich in looks,its u.
  Rich in Smiles,its u.
  Rich in Hearts,its u.
  Rich in Eyes,its u.
  Rich in FRIENDS...Wait....Its me..
  B'coz i have frnd like u..





• Kai log palbhar me bhula diya jate hai,
  Kai log pal pal yaad aate hai..
  HUM Aapse yahi puchhna chahte hai,
  Ki Dosto ki list me hum kahan aate hai..?





• Kimat pani ki nahi pyas ki hoti hai,
  Kimat maut ki nahi sans ki hoti hai,
  Dost to bahut hote hai,
  Kimat Dosti ki nahi Vishwas ki hoti hai.





• Sky is full of stars but moon is Special,
  Tree is full of leaves but flower is Special,
  My Heart is full of Friends but "U R SPECIAL"





• Wonderful PEOPLE r carefully created by God,wndrful MOMENTS r carefully planned by God,wndrful FRNDS like U r carefully gifted by God.





• God apun se pucha kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARK?
  
  Apun bola NARK Apun ko malum Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, wahi apun ka SWARG





• Beauty is 2 see not 2 touch,
  Frndsip is 2 make not 2 break,
  Wat comes & goes is called a trend,
  The one who stays 4ever is called a FRIEND..





• Kho n jana NOT COVRAGE ki tarah,
  Ruth n jana SWITCH OFF ki tarah,
  Jatka n dena VIBRATING ki tarah,
  Tum pe yaki he TALK TIME ki tarah.





• Tik Tik !!
  
  Please open ur door
  
  Delivery 4U..
  
  ()"""() ,@
  ( " ; " ) ,@@@
  =(,,)=("")<-@@@ (""),,,("") "@@ ROSES 2 WISH U a Happy Frdsip day






• Friendship is not a COLLECTION OF SMS
  But it is SELECTION OF HEARTS
  All friends r NOT TRUE
  But true friends r VERY FEW Like u






• Khushi paane k liye ek dabaye
  Muskarane k liye do dabaye
  Mujhse dosti k liye teen dabaye
  Mujhse chhutkara paane k liye...
  
  
  
  Aap apna gala dabayen.






• Usko mere waado ka aitbaar hoga,
  Dil me mere liye bahut pyar hoga,
  E SmS ja mere dost se ja k mil,
  Kyoki usko mere MSG ka intejar hoga.






• Zindagi mein chaar cheezien kabhi b aa sakti hai-
  
  'Neend'
  'Paisa'
  'maut'
  aur....
  aur....
  aur....
  'MERI PYARI SI YAAD'
  
  Kyon.....aayi na ;-)






• JUST GO 2 HEAL
  
  
  
  
  
  Yes u..
  
  
  I m taLking 2u..
  
  BCoz
  
  OnLy
  
  U can change HeaL in2 HEAVEN With Ur LoveLy SmiLe..
  
  Yes-Yes
  Yehi waLi smiLe..






• 1980s: Frnds remembr u in gud &bad times
  
  1990s:Frnds remembr U in gud times & 4get u in bad times
  
  2008:frnds remembr U only if Sms is free..
  
  Ghor Kalyug..






• Dost na hoga to dosti ka farz koan ada karega?
  Hum na honge to tumhe yaad koan karega?
  Bus tum salamat raho varna meri shadi me dance koan karega?







• Dosti k network ke liye jaruri hai
  1.Yadon ka misscal.
  2.pyar ka SMS.
  3.Risto ki Ringtone.
  4.Dil ka coverage.
  5.bharose ki lifetime validity
  
  B My Frnd Forever






• Heart never hates blood!
  Fish never hates water!
  Flower never hates honey!
  Earth never hates rain!
  My heart never hates U & Ur relationship...






• Nikalte he aansu jab mulaqat nahi hoti, Toot jata he dil jab bat nahi hoti, Apni dosti ki kasam ae mere dost, Aisi sans nahi lete jisme teri yaad nahi hoti






• Friendship test:
  
  Suppose me & my duplicate r standing.How will u identify me?Reply is must.Pass this msg 2ur frnds u wil get interesting reply..., I am waiting.






• Sachche dost ki ek nishaani-
  "Wo aapki aankho me us waqt dard dekh leta hai..
  Jab duniya aapse keh rahi hoti hai ki..
  Yaar tum muskuraate bahut ho."






• Butterflies dont know the color of their wings but human eyes know how nice it is. Likewise, u dont know how good u r, but i know how Special friend U R !