Naughty Sms (1)

• Bhula Kar Bhi Kisiko Na Rulana...
  Zindgi Me Sabko Hasana...
  Dusman Ko Bhi Gale Se Lagana...
  Phir Bhi Koi Gam De To (your cell number) Pe Phone Lagana
  THOK DEGE SALEKO.
  
  
  
  
• 1947 Ka Bahot Famous sms
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Tab mobile tha?
  Jo sms hoga?
  Aap log b na.!
  Sms dekha nhi k mobile me angotha marne lag jate ho..!??
  
  
  
  
• During my school days, my teachers were wearing SUN GLASSES. Do you know why?
  
  
  Y?
  
  
  Because
  
  
  I was such a BRIGHT STUDENT...
  
  
  
  
• Dada-Teri teacher aa rahi hai jaa kahi chhup ja.
  
  Pota-Pehle aap kahi chhup jao, aap ki maut k bahane mene do hafto ki chhutti le rakhi hai.
  
  
  
  
• What is the moral of these BLOCKBUSTERS:
  
  Jannat
  Murder
  Gangster
  Awarapan
  Fanna
  &
  Titanic?
  
  MORAL-"Jo zada sundar ladki k chakkar me pada, woh KUTTE ki maut marta hai."
  
  
  
  
• Rab kare aapko sab mile
  IZZAT
  RUPIYA
  BANGLA
  STYLE
  SMILE
  PERSONALITY
  POPULARITY
  CAR
  PYAR
  
  
  
  
  Ab b button daba rahe ho..
  
  MARWADI ho kya?
  
  Tumhe aur kitna chahiye...
  
  
  
  
• 3 FRNDS were going 2 their room at 100th floor of the building.!
  Dat day LIFT was not working! So they decided 2 tell a story 4 time pass.!
  They start 2 walk on steps
  1st person told action story upto 50th floor.!
  2nd person told comedy story upto 99th floor.!
  3rd person told1 sentiment story.!
  that is
  "I FORGT THE ROOM KEY IN THE CAR"
  
  
  
  
• Bhai 1ladki muje bahut tang kr rhi h
  pta nhi usko mera no. kaha se mila
  
  jab b kisi ko cal kro beech me aakr khti h
  
  
  
  
  
  PLZ RECHARGE UR ACCOUNT