Friday, April 22, 2011

Naughty Sms - Post 2

  • Teacher 2 student-homewrk kyun ni kiya?
    Stdnt-sir,light nahi thi.
    Teachr-toh mombatti jala leta.
    Stu-sir,maachis ni ti.
    Teachr-kyu?
    Stu-puja ghar me rkhi ti.
    Teachr-toh le aata.
    Stu-nahaya ni tha sir.
    Teachr-nahaya kyu ni tha?
    stu-paani ni tha sir
    teachr-arey,pani kyu ni tha?
    Stu-sir motor ni chal ri ti.
    Teachr-huh,huh.ab motor ko kya hua kamine?
    Stu-sir kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.



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    < ; THANK GOD mere phone k sare button thik h SORRY 2 DISTURB U.

  • This story is all about wen i ws in 2nd std.
    I was caught talking in class and My Teacher asked me 2 write
    "I WONT TALK IN CLASS"
    50 times on d board,
    i wrote

    for(i=1;i<=50;i++) printf("I WONT TALK IN CLASS\n"); m Born brilliant but FORCED to STUDY

  • Short but Fantastic request
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    "Try 2 keep dat person happy always, whom u see everyday in d Mirror."




  • Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah...
    Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah...
    Thoda side me ho jao, Blood wali pipe me fase ho.!!




  • DUNIA me abhi ache insan ki talaash me mat nikalna
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    Q k
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    Aaj kal thandi hai aur
    (',') hum ghar
    <)''(> me hi
    _/ /_ hote he ...




  • Khud Ko Kr Kanjoos itna
    K Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
    Service Center Wale Call Kr K Khud Pooche.


    Sir G
    r u sure
    Bhejna hai
    K Sending Fail Karu.

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