Naughty Sms - Post 2

• Teacher 2 student-homewrk kyun ni kiya?
  Stdnt-sir,light nahi thi.
  Teachr-toh mombatti jala leta.
  Stu-sir,maachis ni ti.
  Teachr-kyu?
  Stu-puja ghar me rkhi ti.
  Teachr-toh le aata.
  Stu-nahaya ni tha sir.
  Teachr-nahaya kyu ni tha?
  stu-paani ni tha sir
  teachr-arey,pani kyu ni tha?
  Stu-sir motor ni chal ri ti.
  Teachr-huh,huh.ab motor ko kya hua kamine?
  Stu-sir kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.
  
  
  
  
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  < ; THANK GOD mere phone k sare button thik h SORRY 2 DISTURB U.


• This story is all about wen i ws in 2nd std.
  I was caught talking in class and My Teacher asked me 2 write
  "I WONT TALK IN CLASS"
  50 times on d board,
  i wrote
  
  for(i=1;i<=50;i++) printf("I WONT TALK IN CLASS\n"); m Born brilliant but FORCED to STUDY


• Short but Fantastic request
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  "Try 2 keep dat person happy always, whom u see everyday in d Mirror."
  
  
  
  


• Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah...
  Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah...
  Thoda side me ho jao, Blood wali pipe me fase ho.!!
  
  
  
  


• DUNIA me abhi ache insan ki talaash me mat nikalna
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  Aaj kal thandi hai aur
  (',') hum ghar
  <)''(> me hi
  _/ /_ hote he ...
  
  
  
  


• Khud Ko Kr Kanjoos itna
  K Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
  Service Center Wale Call Kr K Khud Pooche.
  
  
  Sir G
  r u sure
  Bhejna hai
  K Sending Fail Karu.