Gujarati Funny Sms

• Kkhgghachachhjazatathadadhanatathadadhanapafababhamayaralavashashasahalaxagna.
  
  
  
  
  Nathi vanchta avadtu?
  Nak kapavi naykhu school nu.
  
  
  
  
  Aree Kakko chhe..





• Prem, ishq ane mohabbat...
  E badhu stock market jevu chhe,
  
  
  Aama to evu chhe ne k .... favi gaya to Harshad mehta.... nahitar Narsinh Mehta.!





• Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?
  
  Bapu: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other Country To Celebrate Diwali In Our country..





• Rabari pilot banyo, nokari par thi 7 divas pa6i paa6o aayo.
  
  Baapa e pu6yu kem paacho aayo?
  
  Beto bolyo vimaan par "jay goga" lakhwaani na paade 6e ;-)





• Latest gujrati shayari
  
  Haiya ma gham rakhu chu,
  Dil ma taru nam rakhu chu,
  
  Tari Yaad ma dukhe che maru mathu,
  
  Tyare toh khisa ma ZANDU-BAM rakhu chu..





• Nathubha ek book vaanchta vaanchta rova laagya
  Baa - kem ruvo chho?
  Nathubha - aa book no ant khoob karoon chhe.
  Baa - kai book?
  
  Nathubha - Passbook..





• Chor pakadvanu machine shodhayu..
  
  USA ma 1 day ma 15 chor pakdaya
  Russia ma 20
  China ma 30
  
  India ma 1 Hour ma to machine j choray gayu!
  
  Mera Bharat Mahan





• Chitragupte Yamaraj ne pu6yu k..
  Aapno target kem puro nathi thato?
  
  Yamaraj: Hu shu karu.. maro paado pahoche, e pahela to MODI ni 108 pahochi jay che.





• Cop 2 BAPU-Park ma aam betha chho, Balako par shu asar padshe?
  
  BAPU-Ame be Married Chhiye
  
  Cop-To Ghare Beso.
  
  BAPU-To ana PATI par shu asar Padshe?





• Bapu 2 Bill Gates:"Tame manas vichitra chho!"
  
  Gates:Kem?
  
  Bapu:Atak darvaja (GATES) ni rakho chho ne dhandho bari (WINDOWS) no karo chho.!