Send Me Sms

• Mana aap sabse ajeeb hain,
  Dil k sabse kareeb hain.
  Na koi call na koi SMS,
  kya aap SUDAMA se b jyada gareeb hai?
  
  
  
  
• Devdas ko babu ji ne kaha ghar chod do, Maa ne kaha paro chod do, Paro ne kaha sharab chod do, Par TUMSE kis ullu ne kaha sms karna chod do
  
  
  
  
• Apka Balance Khatm Ho Gaya He Kya
  
  Jo 1 Bhi SMS Nahi Kar Rahe Ho
  
  Nasbandi Karva Lo Sarkar 1200/- Degi
  
  Phir Balance Daal Lena
  
  What an idea sirji..!
  
  
  
  
• My smile + my joy + my pleasure + my life + my relief + my honour n my pride = ur 1 sms.
  
  Can u estimate d price of ur 1 sms?
  
  
  
  
• N A M A S K A R
  Dharti par ho to 1 sms bhejo, aasman me ho to baris bhejo, swarg me ho to
  apsara bhejo,agar nark mein ho to enjoy ur self........
  
  
  
  
• Kanjus ke rup me aapko yaad kiya jayega,
  Kanjusi ka aapko award diya jayega,
  Kahi bhulse koi SMS na kar dena,
  Warna yeh award bhi hath se nikal jayega...
  
  
  
  
•   ('.')
  <')I('> Oye
  _/' '\_ Hello !
  
  Sun raho ho ya nahi?
  
  Aaj mujhe SMS tumhare padosi bhejenge kya?
  
  Zimmedari ka koi ehsaas hai ya nahi?
  
  
  
  
• New punishment for mobile owners:
  MISS CALL k liye JAIL
  SMS k liye UMARKAID
  CALL k liye FANSI
  
  Tum mat daro, KANJUSO ko to GOLD MEDAL milega.
  
  
  
  
• Aaj SMS ka Birth Day hai.. Gift main mujhe apne INBOX ka sabse khubsurat SMS bhejo..